Fortune List
API endpoint: Fortune
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Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter. ― Winston Churchill", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1007 }, { "body": "I am the mother of all things, and all things should wear a sweater.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1008 }, { "body": "I am waiting for the \"Internet Beermeister,\" so hackers can wage a \"Denial of Cerveza\" attack. ― Rich Simons", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 2631 }, { "body": "I basically like \"comments,\" though they can seem a little jarring: spit- flecked rants that are appended to a product that at least tries for a measure of objectivity and dignity. It's as though when you order a sirloin steak, it comes with a side of maggots. ― Gene Weingarten, Pulitzer Prize-winning Washington Post columnist", "qode": "I basically like\" comments,\" though they can seem a little jarring: spit- flecked rants that are appended to a product that at least tries for a measure of objectivity and dignity. It 's as though when you q1r_VBP a sirloin steak, it comes with a side of maggots. ― Gene Weingarten, Pulitzer Prize- winning Washington Post columnist", "q1": [ { "name": "physical control", "user": "scotty", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Physical_pest_control", "e": "command", "r": "order", "o": "directive", "s": "communication", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 84 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "R", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 2717 }, { "body": "I basically think I'm what would've happened if James Dean had lived, and discovered carbohydrates and orthopedic shoes. ― Dylan Moran", "qode": "I basically q1r_VBP I 'm what would 've happened if James Dean had q1e^VBN, and discovered carbohydrates and orthopedic shoes. ― Dylan Moran", "q1": [ { "name": "simplicity", "user": "dane", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simplicity", "e": "live", "r": "think", "o": "details", "s": "generalities", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 108 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "RE", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 2790 }, { "body": "I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. ― G. K. Chesterton", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1010 }, { "body": "I believe that religion, generally speaking, has been a curse to mankind―that its modest and greatly overestimated services on the ethical side have been more than overborne by the damage it has done to clear and honest thinking. ― H. L. Mencken, \"Forum\" (September, 1930)", "qode": "I believe that religion, generally speaking, has been a curse to mankind―that its modest and greatly overestimated services on the ethical side have been more than overborne by the damage it has done to q1o_VB and honest thinking. ― H. L. Mencken,\" Forum\"( September, 1930)", "q1": [ { "name": "passage", "user": "scotty", "e": "hall", "r": "door", "o": "clear", "s": "path", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 64 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "O", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 2573 }, { "body": "I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat. ― Will Rogers", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1011 }, { "body": "I came home the other night and tried to open the door with my car keys...and the building started up. So I took it out for a drive. A cop pulled me over for speeding. He asked me where I live. I said, \"Here.\" ― Steven Wright", "qode": "I came home the q3o_JJ night and tried to q1e_VB the q1n_NN with my car keys ... and the building started up. So I took it out for a drive. A cop q2r^VBD me over for speeding. He asked me where I live. I said,\" Here.\" ― Steven Wright", "q1": [ { "name": "open", "user": "scotty", "e": "reach", "r": "pull", "o": "opened", "s": "pull action", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 61 }, { "name": "partner", "user": "dane", "e": "mutual", "r": "accountability", "o": "other", "s": "individual", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 128 } ], "q2": [ { "name": "door", "user": "dane", "src": "Dane", "area": "AI", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Door", "e": "open", "r": "close", "o": "barrier", "s": "passage", "realm": "Spatial", "quadranym_id": 10 } ], "subs": "OENR", "depth": 3, "fortune_id": 2850 }, { "body": "I can call spirits from the vasty deep. Why so can I, or so can any man; but will they come when you do call for them? ― Shakespeare, King Henry IV, Part I", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1013 }, { "body": "I can live for two months on a good compliment. ― Mark Twain", "qode": "I can q1e_VB for two months on a good compliment. ― Mark Twain", "q1": [ { "name": "heaven", "user": "scotty", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heaven", "e": "live", "r": "bless", "o": "holiness", "s": "penance", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 70 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "E", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 2770 }, { "body": "I cannot affirm God if I fail to affirm man. Therefore, I affirm both. Without a belief in human unity I am hungry and incomplete. Human unity is the fulfillment of diversity. It is the harmony of opposites. It is a many-stranded texture, with color and depth. ― Norman Cousins", "qode": "I can not affirm God if I fail to affirm man. Therefore, I affirm both. Without a q3o_NN in human q1o_NN I am hungry and incomplete. Human q1o_NN is the fulfillment of diversity. It is the q2o_NN of opposites. It is a many- stranded texture, with color and depth. ― Norman Cousins", "q1": [ { "name": "Music aspects", "user": "dane", "src": "Aaron Copland", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elements_of_music", "e": "melody", "r": "rhythm", "o": "harmony", "s": "tone color", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 125 }, { "name": "Dickensian times", "user": "scotty", "src": "Charles Dickens", "area": "Literature", "wiki": "http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/A_Tale_of_Two_Cities", "e": "light", "r": "darkness", "o": "belief", "s": "incredulity", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 130 } ], "q2": [ { "name": "religious control", "user": "scotty", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religion_and_birth_control", "e": "worship", "r": "ascend", "o": "unity", "s": "sin", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 88 } ], "subs": "OOOO", "depth": 3, "fortune_id": 1015 }, { "body": "I cannot and will not cut my conscience to fit this year's fashions. ― Lillian Hellman", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1016 }, { "body": "I can't complain, but sometimes I still do. ― Joe Walsh", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1014 }, { "body": "I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours. ― Steven Roberts", "qode": "I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the q1o_JJ possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours. ― Steven Roberts", "q1": [ { "name": "partner", "user": "dane", "e": "mutual", "r": "accountability", "o": "other", "s": "individual", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 128 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "O", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 1017 }, { "body": "I could prove God statistically. ― George Gallup", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1018 }, { "body": "\"I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.\"", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 40 }, { "body": "I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1093 }, { "body": "\"I didn't accept it. I received it.\" ― Richard Allen, National Security Advisor to President Reagan, explaining the $1000 in cash and two watches he was given by two Japanese journalists after he helped arrange a private interview for them with First Lady Nancy Reagan.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 32 }, { "body": "I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain to eat veggies.", "qode": "I did n't claw my way to the q2o_NN of the food chain to q1r_VB veggies.", "q1": [ { "name": "egg_food", "user": "dane", "e": "cuisine", "r": "eat", "o": "sustenance", "s": "taste", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 121 }, { "name": "table", "user": "dane", "e": "raised", "r": "flat", "o": "top", "s": "surface", "quadranym_id": 30 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "OR", "depth": 2, "fortune_id": 1019 }, { "body": "Idiot Box, n.: The part of the envelope that tells a person where to place the stamp when they can't quite figure it out for themselves. ― Rich Hall, \"Sniglets\"", "qode": "Idiot Box, n.: The q1s_NN of the envelope that tells a person where to place the stamp when they ca n't quite figure it out for themselves. ― Rich Hall,\" Sniglets\"", "q1": [ { "name": "structure", "user": "dane", "src": "Build Intuit", "area": "Nymology", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Structure", "e": "complete", "r": "separate", "o": "interdependent", "s": "dependent", "pos": "NN", "epos": "VB", "rpos": "VB", "opos": "NN", "spos": "NN", "realm": "Perceptual", "quadranym_id": 29 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "S", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 1104 }, { "body": "Idiot, n.: A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human affairs has always been dominant and controlling. ― Ambrose Bierce, \"The Devil's Dictionary\"", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1105 }, { "body": "I disagree with those who suggest that we permanently close down the U.S. mail on the grounds that it can kill you. That is sheer hysteria. I think we should permanently close down the U.S. mail on the grounds that it has been making us sick for quite a while. ― Gene Weingarten, Pulitzer Prize-winning Washington Post columnist", "qode": "I disagree with those who suggest that we permanently q1n_VBP down the U.S. mail on the grounds that it can kill you. That is sheer hysteria. I q2r_VBP we should permanently q1n_VB down the U.S. mail on the grounds that it has been making us sick for quite a while. ― Gene Weingarten, Pulitzer Prize- winning Washington Post columnist", "q1": [ { "name": "simplicity", "user": "dane", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simplicity", "e": "live", "r": "think", "o": "details", "s": "generalities", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 108 } ], "q2": [ { "name": "close", "user": "scotty", "e": "reach", "r": "push", "o": "closed", "s": "push action", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 62 } ], "subs": "NRN", "depth": 2, "fortune_id": 2718 }, { "body": "I do not believe in the creed professed by the Jewish Church, by the Roman Church, by the Greek Church, by the Turkish Church, by the Protestant Church, nor by any Church that I know of. My own mind is my own church. ― Thomas Paine", "qode": "I do not believe in the creed professed by the Jewish Church, by the Roman Church, by the Greek Church, by the Turkish Church, by the Protestant Church, nor by any Church that I know of. My own q1s_NN is my own church. ― Thomas Paine", "q1": [ { "name": "soulmate", "user": "kemp", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soulmate", "e": "love", "r": "lust", "o": "body", "s": "mind", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 74 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "S", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 1020 }, { "body": "I do not believe that this generation of Americans is willing to resign itself to going to bed each night by the light of a Communist moon... ― Lyndon B. Johnson", "qode": "I do not believe that this generation of Americans is willing to resign itself to going to bed each night by the q1n_NN of a Communist moon ... ― Lyndon B. Johnson", "q1": [ { "name": "light", "user": "Greggo", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Light", "e": "growth", "r": "decline", "o": "vision", "s": "vision", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 79 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "N", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 1021 }, { "body": "I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them. ― Isaac Asimov", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1022 }, { "body": "I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. ― Galileo Galilei", "qode": "I do not feel obliged to believe that the q1s_JJ God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. ― Galileo Galilei", "q1": [ { "name": "recognition", "user": "scotty", "likes": 1, "voters": [ "scotty" ], "e": "novel", "r": "familiar", "o": "different", "s": "same", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 105 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "S", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 1023 }, { "body": "I do not find in orthodox Christianity one redeeming feature. ― Thomas Jefferson", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1024 }, { "body": "I do not know myself, and God forbid that I should. ― Johann Wolfgang von Goethe", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1025 }, { "body": "I do not mind what language an opera is sung in so long as it is a language I don't understand. ― Sir Edware Appleton", "qode": "I do not q1s_VB what language an opera is sung in so long as it is a language I do n't understand. ― Sir Edware Appleton", "q1": [ { "name": "soulmate", "user": "kemp", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soulmate", "e": "love", "r": "lust", "o": "body", "s": "mind", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 74 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "S", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 1026 }, { "body": "I don't believe in astrology. But then I'm an Aquarius, and Aquarians don't believe in astrology. ― James R. F. Quirk", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1027 }, { "body": "I don't care if I'm a lemming. I'm not going.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1028 }, { "body": "I don't care if it works on your machine! We are not shipping your machine! ― Vidiu Platon", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1029 }, { "body": "\"I don't care who does the electing as long as I get to do the nominating.\" ― Boss Tweed", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 33 }, { "body": "I don't consider myself a pessimist. I think of a pessimist as someone who is waiting for it to rain. And I feel soaked to the skin.” ― Leonard Cohen", "qode": "I do n't consider myself a pessimist. I q1r_VBP of a pessimist as someone who is waiting for it to rain. And I feel soaked to the skin. ” ― Leonard Cohen", "q1": [ { "name": "simplicity", "user": "dane", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simplicity", "e": "live", "r": "think", "o": "details", "s": "generalities", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 108 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "R", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 2872 }, { "body": "\"I don't have any solution but I certainly admire the problem.\" ― Ashleigh Brilliant", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 34 }, { "body": "I don't have any solution, but I certainly admire the problem. ― Ashleigh Brilliant", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1030 }, { "body": "I don't know if you noticed, but our two-party system is a bowl of shit looking in the mirror at itself. ― Lewis Black", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 2682 }, { "body": "I don't like spreading rumors, but what else can you do with them?", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1031 }, { "body": "I dread success. To have succeeded is to have finished one's business on earth, like the male spider, who is killed by the female the moment he has succeeded in his courtship. I like a state of continual becoming, with a goal in front and not behind. ― George Bernard Shaw", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1032 }, { "body": "I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives. ― Leray Scifres", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1033 }, { "body": "I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it. ― Ashleigh Brilliant", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1034 }, { "body": "If A = B and B = C, then A = C, except where void or prohibited by law. ― Roy Santoro", "qode": "If A= B and B= C, then A= C, except where q1s_JJ or prohibited by law. ― Roy Santoro", "q1": [ { "name": "space", "user": "dane", "src": "Dane", "area": "AI", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space", "e": "infinite", "r": "finite", "o": "between", "s": "void", "realm": "Spatial", "quadranym_id": 28 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "S", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 1106 }, { "body": "If A equals success, then the formula is: A= X + Y + Z X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut. ― Albert Einstein", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 2815 }, { "body": "If, after hearing my songs, just one human being is inspired to say something nasty to a friend, or perhaps to strike a loved one, it will all have been worth the while. ― Tom Lehrer", "qode": "If, after hearing my songs, just one human q1s_NN is inspired to say something nasty to a friend, or perhaps to strike a loved one, it will all have been worth the while. ― Tom Lehrer", "q1": [ { "name": "experience", "user": "dane", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Experience", "e": "occurring", "r": "reoccurring", "o": "presence", "s": "being", "realm": "Spatial", "quadranym_id": 13 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "S", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 2715 }, { "body": "If a group of N persons implements a COBOL compiler, there will be N-1 passes. Someone in the group has to be the manager. ― T. Cheatham", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1115 }, { "body": "If a listener nods his head when you're explaining your program, wake him up.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1116 }, { "body": "If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error. ― John Kenneth Galbraith", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1118 }, { "body": "If all the philosophers in the world were laid end to end, they wouldn't reach a conclusion.", "qode": "If all the philosophers in the world were laid end to end, they would n't q1e_VB a conclusion.", "q1": [ { "name": "open", "user": "scotty", "e": "reach", "r": "pull", "o": "opened", "s": "pull action", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 61 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "E", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 1119 }, { "body": "If all the salmon caught in Canada in one year were laid end to end across the Sahara Desert, the smell would be absolutely awful.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1120 }, { "body": "If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door. ― Paul Beatty", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1121 }, { "body": "If all the world's economists were laid end to end, we wouldn't reach a conclusion. ― William Baumol", "qode": "If all the world 's economists were laid end to end, we would n't q1e_VB a conclusion. ― William Baumol", "q1": [ { "name": "open", "user": "scotty", "e": "reach", "r": "pull", "o": "opened", "s": "pull action", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 61 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "E", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 1122 }, { "body": "If an idea can survive a bureaucratic review and be implemented it isn't worth the effort.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1123 }, { "body": "If any man is able to convince me and show me that I do not think or act right, I will gladly change; for I seek the truth by which no man was ever injured. But he is injured who abides in his error and ignorance. ― Marcus Aurelius, \"The Meditations\", Book VI", "qode": "If any man is able to convince me and show me that I do not q1r_VB or act right, I will gladly change; for I seek the q2n_NN by which no man was ever injured. But he is injured who abides in his error and ignorance. ― Marcus Aurelius,\" The Meditations\", Book VI", "q1": [ { "name": "truth", "user": "dane", "src": "Whitehead", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Truth", "e": "adventure", "r": "art", "o": "beauty", "s": "peace", "quadranym_id": 33 }, { "name": "simplicity", "user": "dane", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simplicity", "e": "live", "r": "think", "o": "details", "s": "generalities", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 108 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "RN", "depth": 2, "fortune_id": 2622 }, { "body": "If anything can go wrong, it will.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1124 }, { "body": "If a person (a) is poorly, (b) receives treatment intended to make him better, and (c) gets better, then no power of reasoning known to medical science can convince him that it may not have been the treatment that restored his health. ― Sir Peter Medawar, The Art of the Soluble", "qode": "If a person( a) is poorly,( b) receives treatment intended to make him better, and( c) gets better, then no power of reasoning q1o_VBN to medical science can convince him that it may not have been the treatment that restored his health. ― Sir Peter Medawar, The Art of the Soluble", "q1": [ { "name": "learner", "user": "dane", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Learning", "e": "discovery", "r": "recovery", "o": "known", "s": "knower", "quadranym_id": 14 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "O", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 1117 }, { "body": "If a President doesn't do it to his wife, he'll do it to his country.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1114 }, { "body": "I fart in your general direction, tiny-brained wiper of other people's bottoms.", "qode": "I fart in your general direction, tiny- brained wiper of q1o_JJ people 's bottoms.", "q1": [ { "name": "partner", "user": "dane", "e": "mutual", "r": "accountability", "o": "other", "s": "individual", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 128 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "O", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 1035 }, { "body": "If at first you don't succeed, give up, no use being a damn fool.", "qode": "If at first you do n't succeed, give up, no use q2s_VBG a q1r_JJ fool.", "q1": [ { "name": "hell", "user": "scotty", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell", "e": "hurt", "r": "damn", "o": "fallen", "s": "eternal", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 42 }, { "name": "experience", "user": "dane", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Experience", "e": "occurring", "r": "reoccurring", "o": "presence", "s": "being", "realm": "Spatial", "quadranym_id": 13 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "SR", "depth": 2, "fortune_id": 1125 }, { "body": "If at first you don't succeed, quit; don't be a nut about success.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1126 }, { "body": "If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1127 }, { "body": "If atheism is to be 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under cap is broken or missing when purchased, do not use.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1135 }, { "body": "If it ain't broke, don't fix it. ― Bert Lantz", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1136 }, { "body": "If it doesn't come from you, shouldn't it come from Gerber? ― Bristol Meyers baby formula ad", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1137 }, { "body": "If it has syntax, it isn't user friendly.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1138 }, { "body": "If it pours before seven, it has rained by eleven.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1139 }, { "body": "If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little. ― George Carlin", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 2650 }, { "body": "If it's 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If it's not working, the diagnostics say it's fine. ― A proposed addition to rules for realtime programming", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1142 }, { "body": "If it weren't for Newton, we wouldn't have to eat bruised apples.", "qode": "If it were n't for Newton, we would n't have to q1r_VB bruised apples.", "q1": [ { "name": "egg_food", "user": "dane", "e": "cuisine", "r": "eat", "o": "sustenance", "s": "taste", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 121 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "R", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 1140 }, { "body": "If I was a religious person, I would consider creationism nothing less than blasphemy. Do its adherents imagine that God is a cosmic hoaxer who has created that whole vast fossil record for the sole purpose of misleading mankind? ― Arthur C. Clarke, June 5, 1998, in the essay \"Presidents, Experts, and Asteroids\"", "qode": "If I was a religious person, I would consider creationism q2r_NN less than blasphemy. 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