Fortune List
API endpoint: Fortune
GET /api/fortune/?format=api&page=12
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But it is only fair to warn you that of the 300 guys who switched to them in 1966, only two went back to women. ― Mort Sahl", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1156 }, { "body": "If something's not worth doing, it's not worth doing well.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1157 }, { "body": "If the aborigine drafted an IQ test, all of Western civilization would presumably flunk it. ― Stanley Garn", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1158 }, { "body": "If the bulk of American SF can be said to be written by robots, about robots, for robots, then the bulk of English fantasy seems to be written by rabbits, about rabbits and for rabbits. ― Michael Moorcock", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1159 }, { "body": "... if the church put in half the time on covetousness that it does on lust, this would be a better world. ― Garrison Keillor, \"Lake Wobegon Days\"", "qode": "... if the church put in half the q1n_NN on covetousness that it does on lust, this would be a better world. ― Garrison Keillor,\" Lake Wobegon Days\"", "q1": [ { "name": "time", "user": "dane", "src": "Build Intuit", "area": "Nymology", "wiki": "https://buildintuit.com/", "e": "future", "r": "past", "o": "event", "s": "present", "realm": "Temporal", "quadranym_id": 31 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "N", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 119 }, { "body": "If the code and the comments disagree, then both are probably wrong. ― Norm Schryer", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1160 }, { "body": "If the experiment works, you must be using the wrong equipment.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1161 }, { "body": "\"If the King's English was good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for me!\" ― \"Ma\" Ferguson, Governor of Texas (circa 1920)", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 42 }, { "body": "If the odds are a million to one against something occurring, chances are 50-50 it will.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1162 }, { "body": "If the presence of electricity can be made visible in any part of a circuit, I see no reason why intelligence may not be transmitted instantaneously by electricity. ― Samuel F. 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If the weather is extremely good, church attendance will be down. If the bulletin covers are in short supply, however, church attendance will exceed all expectations. ― Reverend Chichester", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1164 }, { "body": "If the world comes to an end, I want to be in Cincinnati. Everything comes there ten years later. ― Mark Twain", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 2771 }, { "body": "If this country is worth saving, it's worth saving at a profit. ― H. L. Hunt", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1168 }, { "body": "If this fortune didn't exist, somebody would have invented it.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1169 }, { "body": "If this is the best God can do, I'm not impressed. ― George Carlin", "qode": "If this is the q1e_JJS God can do, I 'm not impressed. ― George Carlin", "q1": [ { "name": "Dickensian disparity", "user": "scotty", "src": "Charles Dickens", "area": "Literature", "e": "best", "r": "worst", "o": "wisdom", "s": "foolishness", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 129 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "E", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 2652 }, { "body": "If time heals all wounds, how come the belly button stays the same?", "qode": "If q1n_NN heals all wounds, how come the belly button stays the same?", "q1": [ { "name": "time", "user": "dane", "src": "Build Intuit", "area": "Nymology", "wiki": "https://buildintuit.com/", "e": "future", "r": "past", "o": "event", "s": "present", "realm": "Temporal", "quadranym_id": 31 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "N", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 1170 }, { "body": "If two men agree on everything, you may be sure that one of them is doing the thinking. ― Lyndon Baines Johnson", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1171 }, { "body": "If voting could really change the system, it would be against the law.", "qode": "If voting could really q1o_VB the system, it would be against the law.", "q1": [ { "name": "creator", "user": "dane", "e": "cause", "r": "effect", "o": "change", "s": "produce", "quadranym_id": 6 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "O", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 1172 }, { "body": "If we do not change our direction we are likely to end up where we are headed.", "qode": "If we do not q2o_VB our q1n_NN we are likely q1r_TO end up where we are headed.", "q1": [ { "name": "creator", "user": "dane", "e": "cause", "r": "effect", "o": "change", "s": "produce", "quadranym_id": 6 }, { "name": "direction 2", "user": "dane", "src": "Build Intuit", "area": "Nymology", "wiki": "https://buildintuit.com/", "e": "from", "r": "to", "o": "Location", "s": "motion", "realm": "Energy", "quadranym_id": 8 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "ONR", "depth": 2, "fortune_id": 1173 }, { "body": "If we do not change our direction, we might end up were we are headed.", "qode": "If we do not q1o_VB our direction, we might end up were we are headed.", "q1": [ { "name": "creator", "user": "dane", "e": "cause", "r": "effect", "o": "change", "s": "produce", "quadranym_id": 6 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "O", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 1174 }, { "body": "If we make peaceful revolution impossible, we make violent revolution inevitiable. ― John F. Kennedy", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1175 }, { "body": "If you always postpone pleasure you will never have it. Quit work and play for awhile.", "qode": "If you always postpone q1o_NN you will never have it. Quit q2o_NN and play for awhile.", "q1": [ { "name": "life", "user": "scotty", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Life", "e": "perfect", "r": "balance", "o": "work", "s": "relax", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 75 }, { "name": "temptation", "user": "scotty", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Temptation", "e": "lead", "r": "trespass", "o": "pleasure", "s": "consequence", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 72 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "OO", "depth": 2, "fortune_id": 1176 }, { "body": "If you are not part of the solution, then you are part of the problem.", "qode": "If you are not q1s_NN of the solution, then you are q1s_NN of the problem.", "q1": [], "q2": [ { "name": "structure", "user": "dane", "src": "Build Intuit", "area": "Nymology", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Structure", "e": "complete", "r": "separate", "o": "interdependent", "s": "dependent", "pos": "NN", "epos": "VB", "rpos": "VB", "opos": "NN", "spos": "NN", "realm": "Perceptual", "quadranym_id": 29 } ], "subs": "SS", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 1177 }, { "body": "If you are willing to die, you can do anything.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1178 }, { "body": "If you build something a fool can use, only a fool will want it.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1179 }, { "body": "\"If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.\" ― J. Paul Getty", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 43 }, { "body": "If you can lead it to water and force it to drink, it isn't a horse.", "qode": "If you can q1e_VB it to water and q2e_VB it to drink, it is n't a horse.", "q1": [ { "name": "temptation", "user": "scotty", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Temptation", "e": "lead", "r": "trespass", "o": "pleasure", "s": "consequence", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 72 }, { "name": "dystopian control", "user": "scotty", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dystopia", "e": "force", "r": "enslave", "o": "imperialism", "s": "oppression", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 86 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "EE", "depth": 2, "fortune_id": 1180 }, { "body": "If you cannot convince them, confuse them. ― Harry S Truman", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1184 }, { "body": "If you cannot take a bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. ― Nikita Khrushchev", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1185 }, { "body": "If you can survive death, you can probably survive anything.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1181 }, { "body": "If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough. ― Albert Einstein", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 2848 }, { "body": "If you can't learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it badly. ― Ashleigh Brilliant", "qode": "If you ca n't q1n_VB to do it well, q1n_VB to enjoy doing it badly. ― Ashleigh Brilliant", "q1": [], "q2": [ { "name": "learner", "user": "dane", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Learning", "e": "discovery", "r": "recovery", "o": "known", "s": "knower", "quadranym_id": 14 } ], "subs": "NN", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 1182 }, { "body": "If you can't say something nice, say something surrealistic.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1183 }, { "body": "If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1186 }, { "body": "If you explain so clearly that nobody can misunderstand, somebody will.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1187 }, { "body": "If you fail to plan, you plan to fail. Sounds like a plan. ― Steve Mayr", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 2642 }, { "body": "If you give Congress a chance to vote on both sides of an issue, it will always do it. ― Les Aspin, D., Wisconsin", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1188 }, { "body": "\"If you go on with this nuclear arms race, all you are going to do is make the rubble bounce.\" ― Winston Churchill", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 44 }, { "body": "If you had any brains, you'd be dangerous.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1189 }, { "body": "If you have any young friends who aspire to become writers, the second greatest favor you can do them is to present them with copies of The Elements of Style. The first greatest, of course, is to shoot them now, while they’re happy. ― Dorothy Parker", "qode": "If you have any young friends who aspire to become writers, the second greatest favor you can do them is to q1s_VB them with copies of The Elements of Style. 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It means he experiments.", "qode": "If you meet somebody who tells you that he loves you more than anybody in the q1s_JJ wide world, do n't trust him. It means he experiments.", "q1": [ { "name": "pattern", "user": "dane", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pattern", "e": "linear", "r": "circular", "o": "separate", "s": "whole", "quadranym_id": 19 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "S", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 1195 }, { "body": "If you only have a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail. ― Maslow", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1196 }, { "body": "If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way will promptly develop.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1197 }, { "body": "If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. ― Mark Twain", "qode": "If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference q1o_IN a dog and a man. ― Mark Twain", "q1": [ { "name": "space", "user": "dane", "src": "Dane", "area": "AI", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space", "e": "infinite", "r": "finite", "o": "between", "s": "void", "realm": "Spatial", "quadranym_id": 28 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "O", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 2746 }, { "body": "If you push the \"extra ice\" button on the soft drink vending machine, you won't get any ice. If you push the \"no ice\" button, you'll get ice, but no cup.", "qode": "If you q1e_VBP the\" extra ice\" button on the soft drink vending machine, you wo n't get any ice. If you q1e_VBP the\" no ice\" button, you 'll get ice, but no cup.", "q1": [], "q2": [ { "name": "motor performance", "user": "scotty", "src": "Chen/Bargh", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Motor_skill", "e": "push", "r": "pull", "o": "negative", "s": "positive", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 112 } ], "subs": "EE", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 1198 }, { "body": "If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it.", "qode": "If you put garbage in a computer q1r_NN comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it.", "q1": [ { "name": "Dickensian zeal", "user": "scotty", "src": "Charles Dickens", "area": "Literature", "wiki": "http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/A_Tale_of_Two_Cities", "e": "everything", "r": "nothing", "o": "hope", "s": "despair", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 131 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "R", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 1199 }, { "body": "If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. ― Henny Youngman", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1210 }, { "body": "If you're happy, you're successful.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1211 }, { "body": "If you're not careful, you're going to catch something.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1212 }, { "body": "If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.", "qode": "If you 're not q1s_NN of the solution, you 're q1s_NN of the precipitate.", "q1": [], "q2": [ { "name": "structure", "user": "dane", "src": "Build Intuit", "area": "Nymology", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Structure", "e": "complete", "r": "separate", "o": "interdependent", "s": "dependent", "pos": "NN", "epos": "VB", "rpos": "VB", "opos": "NN", "spos": "NN", "realm": "Perceptual", "quadranym_id": 29 } ], "subs": "SS", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 1213 }, { "body": "If you're not very clever you should be conciliatory. ― Benjamin Disraeli", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1214 }, { "body": "If your only tool is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1219 }, { "body": "If you see someone without a smile, give them yours. ― Anonymous", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1200 }, { "body": "If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer? ― Steven Wright", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 2860 }, { "body": "If you substitute other kinds of intellectual property into the GNU manifesto, it quickly becomes absurd. ― Cal Keegan", "qode": "If you substitute q1o_JJ kinds of intellectual property into the GNU manifesto, it quickly becomes absurd. ― Cal Keegan", "q1": [ { "name": "partner", "user": "dane", "e": "mutual", "r": "accountability", "o": "other", "s": "individual", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 128 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "O", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 1201 }, { "body": "If you suspect a man, don't employ him.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1202 }, { "body": "If you take the easy way out, nothing will come easy. ― Steve Mayr", "qode": "If you take the easy way out, q1r_NN will come easy. ― Steve Mayr", "q1": [ { "name": "Dickensian zeal", "user": "scotty", "src": "Charles Dickens", "area": "Literature", "wiki": "http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/A_Tale_of_Two_Cities", "e": "everything", "r": "nothing", "o": "hope", "s": "despair", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 131 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "R", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 2643 }, { "body": "If you think before you speak, the other guy gets his joke in first.", "qode": "If you q1r_VBP before you speak, the q2o_JJ guy gets his joke in first.", "q1": [ { "name": "simplicity", "user": "dane", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simplicity", "e": "live", "r": "think", "o": "details", "s": "generalities", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 108 }, { "name": "partner", "user": "dane", "e": "mutual", "r": "accountability", "o": "other", "s": "individual", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 128 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "RO", "depth": 2, "fortune_id": 1203 }, { "body": "If you think education is expensive, try ignorance. ― Derek Bok, president of Harvard", "qode": "If you q1r_VBP education is expensive, try ignorance. ― Derek Bok, president of Harvard", "q1": [ { "name": "simplicity", "user": "dane", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simplicity", "e": "live", "r": "think", "o": "details", "s": "generalities", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 108 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "R", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 1204 }, { "body": "If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ― Earl Wilson", "qode": "If you q1r_VBP nobody cares if you 're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ― Earl Wilson", "q1": [ { "name": "simplicity", "user": "dane", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simplicity", "e": "live", "r": "think", "o": "details", "s": "generalities", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 108 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "R", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 1205 }, { "body": "If you think the United States has stood still, who built the largest shopping center in the world? ― Richard M. Nixon", "qode": "If you q1r_VBP the United States has stood still, who built the largest shopping center in the world? ― Richard M. Nixon", "q1": [ { "name": "simplicity", "user": "dane", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simplicity", "e": "live", "r": "think", "o": "details", "s": "generalities", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 108 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "R", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 1206 }, { "body": "If you've done six impossible things before breakfast, why not round it off with dinner at Milliway's, the restaurant at the end of the universe?", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1215 }, { "body": "If you've seen one city slum, you've seen them all. ― Spiro Agnew", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1217 }, { "body": "If you've seen one Grand Canyon, you've seen them all. ― a member of the Monkey Wrench Gang", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1216 }, { "body": "If you've seen one redwood, you've seen them all. ― Ronald Reagan", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1218 }, { "body": "If you want to eat hippopotamus, you've got to pay the freight. ― some IBM guy", "qode": "If you want to q1r_VB hippopotamus, you 've got to pay the freight. ― some IBM guy", "q1": [ { "name": "egg_food", "user": "dane", "e": "cuisine", "r": "eat", "o": "sustenance", "s": "taste", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 121 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "R", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 1207 }, { "body": "If you wind up with a boring, miserable life because you listened to your mother, your Dad, your priest, to some guy on television, to any of the people telling you how to do your shit, then you *deserve* it. If you want to be a schmuck, be a schmuck ― but don't wait around for respect from other people ― a schmuck is a schmuck. ― Frank Zappa, \"The Real Frank Zappa Book\"", "qode": "If you wind up with a boring, miserable q1n_NN because you listened to your mother, your Dad, your priest, to some guy on television, to any of the people telling you how to do your shit, then you* deserve* it. If you want to be a schmuck, be a schmuck ― but do n't wait around for respect from q2o_JJ people ― a schmuck is a schmuck. ― Frank Zappa,\" The Real Frank Zappa Book\"", "q1": [ { "name": "life", "user": "scotty", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Life", "e": "perfect", "r": "balance", "o": "work", "s": "relax", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 75 }, { "name": "partner", "user": "dane", "e": "mutual", "r": "accountability", "o": "other", "s": "individual", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 128 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "NO", "depth": 2, "fortune_id": 2664 }, { "body": "If you work hard and do your homework, you can grow up and get a job doing homework. ― former U.S. Supreme Court Justice Stephen Breyer", "qode": "If you q1o_VBP hard and do your homework, you can grow up and get a job doing homework. ― former U.S. Supreme Court Justice Stephen Breyer", "q1": [ { "name": "life", "user": "scotty", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Life", "e": "perfect", "r": "balance", "o": "work", "s": "relax", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 75 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "O", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 1208 }, { "body": "I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it. ― Mae West", "qode": "I generally avoid q1n_NN unless I ca n't resist it. ― Mae West", "q1": [ { "name": "temptation", "user": "scotty", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Temptation", "e": "lead", "r": "trespass", "o": "pleasure", "s": "consequence", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 72 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "N", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 1036 }, { "body": "I get the feeling that as soon as something appears in the paper, it ceases to be true. ― T-Bone Burnett", "qode": "I get the q1s_NN that as soon as something appears in the paper, it ceases to be true. ― T- Bone Burnett", "q1": [ { "name": "valence", "user": "scotty", "src": "psychology", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valence_electron", "e": "attract", "r": "avert", "o": "object", "s": "feeling", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 111 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "S", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 1037 }, { "body": "I glance at the headlines just to kind of get a flavor for what's moving. I rarely read the stories, and get briefed by people who are probably read the news themselves. ― George W. Bush, Washington, D.C.; September 21, 2003", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1038 }, { "body": "Ignorance is the Mother of Devotion. ― Robert Burton", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1220 }, { "body": "Ignorance is when you don't know anything and somebody finds it out.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1221 }, { "body": "Ignore previous fortune.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1222 }, { "body": "I go on working for the same reason a hen goes on laying eggs. ― H. L. Mencken", "qode": "I go on working for the q1s_JJ reason a hen goes on q2r_VBG eggs. ― H. L. 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Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches. ― A. R. Longworth", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1043 }, { "body": "I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it. ― George Carlin", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 2647 }, { "body": "I have discovered the heart of bushido: to die! ― Yamamoto Tsunetomo", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1044 }, { "body": "I have found Christian dogma unintelligible. Early in life, I absented myself from Christian assemblies. ― Benjamin Franklin", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 996 }, { "body": "I have had interactions with developers who are convinced that everything in .Net was created solely by MS for open source usage. But that could be another result of vaccination preservatives. ― Larry Weber", "qode": "I have had interactions with developers who are convinced that q2e_NN in .Net was created solely by MS for q1n_JJ source usage. But that could be another result of vaccination preservatives. ― Larry Weber", "q1": [ { "name": "open", "user": "scotty", "e": "reach", "r": "pull", "o": "opened", "s": "pull action", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 61 }, { "name": "Dickensian zeal", "user": "scotty", "src": "Charles Dickens", "area": "Literature", "wiki": "http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/A_Tale_of_Two_Cities", "e": "everything", "r": "nothing", "o": "hope", "s": "despair", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 131 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "EN", "depth": 2, "fortune_id": 997 }, { "body": "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure. ― Clarence Darrow", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1045 }, { "body": "I haven't lost my mind; I know exactly where I left it.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1047 }, { "body": "I haven't lost my mind ― it's backed up on tape somewhere.", "qode": "I have n't lost my q1s_NN ― it 's backed up on tape somewhere.", "q1": [ { "name": "soulmate", "user": "kemp", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soulmate", "e": "love", "r": "lust", "o": "body", "s": "mind", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 74 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "S", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 1046 }, { "body": "\"I have yet to see any problem, however complicated, which, when looked at in the right way, did not become still more complicated.\" ― Paul Anderson", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 35 } ] }