Fortune List
API endpoint: Fortune
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It's our job to raise children who will make the world a little less cruel and heartless. ― L.R. Knost", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1358 }, { "body": "It's not reality that's important, but how you perceive things.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1359 }, { "body": "It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens. ― Woody Allen", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1360 }, { "body": "It's not the fall that kills you, it's the sudden stop.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1361 }, { "body": "It's not the tragedies that kill us; it's the messes. ― Dorothy Parker", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 2893 }, { "body": "It's not what we don't know that gets us into trouble, it's what we know that ain't so. ― Will Rogers", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1362 }, { "body": "It's really quite a simple choice: Life, Death, or Los Angeles.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1363 }, { "body": "It's smart to pick your friends - but not to pieces.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1364 }, { "body": "It's so humid, you could poach an egg on the sidewalk.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1365 }, { "body": "...it still remains true that as a set of cognitive beliefs about the existence of God in any recognizable sense continuous with the great systems of the past, religious doctrines constitute a speculative hypothesis of an extremely low order of probability. ― Sidney Hook", "qode": "... it still remains true that as a set of cognitive beliefs about the existence of God in any recognizable sense continuous with the great systems of the past, religious doctrines constitute a speculative hypothesis of an extremely low q1r_NN of probability. ― Sidney Hook", "q1": [ { "name": "physical control", "user": "scotty", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Physical_pest_control", "e": "command", "r": "order", "o": "directive", "s": "communication", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 84 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "R", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 126 }, { "body": "It takes a long time to understand nothing. ― Edward Dahlberg", "qode": "It takes a long q1n_NN to understand nothing. ― Edward Dahlberg", "q1": [ { "name": "time", "user": "dane", "src": "Build Intuit", "area": "Nymology", "wiki": "https://buildintuit.com/", "e": "future", "r": "past", "o": "event", "s": "present", "realm": "Temporal", "quadranym_id": 31 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "N", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 1333 }, { "body": "It turned out that the worm exploited three or four different holes in the system. From this, and the fact that we were able to capture and examine some of the source code, we realized that we were dealing with someone very sharp, probably not someone here on campus. ― Dr. Richard LeBlanc, associate professor of ICS, quoted in \"The Technique,\" Georgia Tech's newspaper, after the computer worm hit the Internet", "qode": "It turned out that the worm exploited three or four q1o_JJ holes in the system. From this, and the fact that we were able to capture and examine some of the source code, we realized that we were dealing with someone very sharp, probably not someone here on campus. ― Dr. Richard LeBlanc, associate professor of ICS, quoted in\" The Technique,\" Georgia Tech 's newspaper, after the computer worm hit the Internet", "q1": [ { "name": "recognition", "user": "scotty", "likes": 1, "voters": [ "scotty" ], "e": "novel", "r": "familiar", "o": "different", "s": "same", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 105 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "O", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 1334 }, { "body": "It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. ― Mark Twain", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 2749 }, { "body": "It was a book to kill time for those who liked it better dead.", "qode": "It was a book to kill q1n_NN for those who liked it better dead.", "q1": [ { "name": "time", "user": "dane", "src": "Build Intuit", "area": "Nymology", "wiki": "https://buildintuit.com/", "e": "future", "r": "past", "o": "event", "s": "present", "realm": "Temporal", "quadranym_id": 31 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "N", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 1335 }, { "body": "It was always thus; and even if 'twere not, 'twould inevitably have been always thus. ― Dean Lattimer", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1336 }, { "body": "\"It was hell,\" recalls former child. ― caption to a B. Kliban cartoon", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 48 }, { "body": "It was the Law of the Sea, they said. Civilization ends at the waterline. Beyond that, we all enter the food chain, and not always right at the top. ― Hunter S. Thompson", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1337 }, { "body": "It will be advantageous to cross the great stream ... the Dragon is on the wing in the Sky ... the Great Man rouses himself to his Work.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1338 }, { "body": "It works better if you plug it in.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1339 }, { "body": "I used to be indecisive; now I'm not sure. ― Graffiti", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1077 }, { "body": "I used to get high on life but lately I've built up a resistance.", "qode": "I used to get high on q1n_NN but lately I 've built up a resistance.", "q1": [ { "name": "life", "user": "scotty", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Life", "e": "perfect", "r": "balance", "o": "work", "s": "relax", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 75 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "N", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 1078 }, { "body": "I used to think everyone should learn programming. When I first starting programming...I thought, \"Wow, this is such an amazing way to organize information! Everybody should learn to do this!\" I don't think that any more. I think there has to be something seriously wrong with you, in order to do this work. A normal person, once they've looked into the abyss, will say, \"I'm done. This is stupid. I'm going to go to something else.\" But not us, 'cause there's something really wrong with us. ― Douglas Crockford, during his keynote at YUIConf 2011", "qode": "I used to q1r_VB everyone should q2n_VB programming. When I first starting programming ... I q1r^VBD,\" Wow, this is such an amazing way to q4o_VB information! Everybody should q2n_VB to do this!\" I do n't q1r_VB that any more. I q1r_VBP there has to be something seriously wrong with you, in q3r_NN to do this work. A normal person, once they' ve looked into the abyss, will say,\" I' m done. This is stupid. I' m going to go to something else.\" But not us, 'cause there 's something really wrong with us. ― Douglas Crockford, during his keynote at YUIConf 2011", "q1": [ { "name": "perception", "user": "dane", "src": "Richard Gregory", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perception", "e": "stimuli", "r": "select", "o": "organize", "s": "interpret", "quadranym_id": 20 }, { "name": "physical control", "user": "scotty", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Physical_pest_control", "e": "command", "r": "order", "o": "directive", "s": "communication", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 84 } ], "q2": [ { "name": "simplicity", "user": "dane", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simplicity", "e": "live", "r": "think", "o": "details", "s": "generalities", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 108 }, { "name": "learner", "user": "dane", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Learning", "e": "discovery", "r": "recovery", "o": "known", "s": "knower", "quadranym_id": 14 } ], "subs": "RNRONRRR", "depth": 4, "fortune_id": 2698 }, { "body": "I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.", "qode": "I used to q1r_VB I was indecisive, but now I 'm not so sure.", "q1": [ { "name": "simplicity", "user": "dane", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simplicity", "e": "live", "r": "think", "o": "details", "s": "generalities", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 108 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "R", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 1079 }, { "body": "I use not only all the brains I have but all that I can borrow. ― Woodrow Wilson", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1076 }, { "body": "I've got a bad feeling about this.", "qode": "I' ve got a bad q1s_NN about this.", "q1": [ { "name": "valence", "user": "scotty", "src": "psychology", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valence_electron", "e": "attract", "r": "avert", "o": "object", "s": "feeling", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 111 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "S", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 1101 }, { "body": "I've had fun before. This isn't it.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1102 }, { "body": "I've seen many politicians paralyzed in the legs as myself, but I've seen more of them who were paralyzed in the head. ― George Wallace", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1103 }, { "body": "I was brought up in the other service; but I knew from the first that the Devil was my natural master and captain and friend. I saw that he was in the right, and that the world cringed to his conqueror only from fear. ― Shaw, \"The Devil's Disciple\"", "qode": "I was brought up in the q1o_JJ service; but I knew from the first that the Devil was my natural master and captain and friend. I saw that he was in the right, and that the world cringed to his conqueror only from fear. ― Shaw,\" The Devil 's Disciple\"", "q1": [ { "name": "partner", "user": "dane", "e": "mutual", "r": "accountability", "o": "other", "s": "individual", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 128 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "O", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 1080 }, { "body": "I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn't know. ― Mark Twain", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 2745 }, { "body": "I was in this prematurely air conditioned supermarket and there were all these aisles and there were these bathing caps you could buy that had these kind of Fourth of July plumes on them that were red and yellow and blue and I wasn't tempted to buy one but I was reminded of the fact that I had been avoiding the beach. ― Lucinda Childs (Philip Glass: Einstein On The Beach)", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1081 }, { "body": "I was playing poker the other night... with Tarot cards. I got a full house and 4 people died. ― Steven Wright", "qode": "I was playing poker the q2o_JJ night ... with Tarot cards. I got a q1e_JJ house and 4 people died. ― Steven Wright", "q1": [ { "name": "container", "user": "scotty", "src": "dane", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Container", "e": "full", "r": "empty", "o": "content", "s": "hold", "realm": "Spatial", "quadranym_id": 5 }, { "name": "partner", "user": "dane", "e": "mutual", "r": "accountability", "o": "other", "s": "individual", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 128 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "OE", "depth": 2, "fortune_id": 2851 }, { "body": "\"I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes.\" ― President Richard Nixon", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 39 }, { "body": "I went on to test the program in every way I could devise. I strained it to expose its weaknesses. I ran it for high-mass stars and low-mass stars, for stars born exceedingly hot and those born relatively cold. I ran it assuming the superfluid currents beneath the crust to be absent ― not because I wanted to know the answer, but because I had developed an intuitive feel for the answer in this particular case. Finally I got a run in which the computer showed the pulsar's temperature to be less than absolute zero. I had found an error. I chased down the error and fixed it. Now I had improved the program to the point where it would not run at all. ― George Greenstein, \"Frozen Star: Of Pulsars, Black Holes and the Fate of Stars\"", "qode": "I went on to test the program in every way I could devise. I strained it to expose its weaknesses. I ran it for high- mass stars and low- mass stars, for stars born exceedingly hot and those born relatively cold. I ran it assuming the superfluid currents beneath the crust to be absent ― not because I wanted to know the answer, but because I had developed an q1s_JJ feel for the answer in this particular case. Finally I got a run in which the computer showed the pulsar 's temperature to be less than absolute zero. I had found an error. I chased down the error and fixed it. Now I had improved the program to the point where it would not run at all. ― George Greenstein,\" Frozen Star: Of Pulsars, Black Holes and the Fate of Stars\"", "q1": [ { "name": "personality", "user": "dane", "src": "Carl Jung", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Personality", "likes": 1, "voters": [ "scotty" ], "e": "feeling", "r": "thinking", "o": "sensual", "s": "intuitive", "quadranym_id": 21 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "S", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 1082 }, { "body": "I will contend that conceptual integrity is *the* most important consideration in system design. ― Frederick Brooks, Jr., _The Mythical Man Month_", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1086 }, { "body": "I will never use biometrics. I'm afraid they'll make me change my password. ― Drew Sudell", "qode": "I will never use biometrics. I' m afraid they 'll make me q1o_VB my password. ― Drew Sudell", "q1": [ { "name": "creator", "user": "dane", "e": "cause", "r": "effect", "o": "change", "s": "produce", "quadranym_id": 6 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "O", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 1083 }, { "body": "I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There's a knob called \"brightness\", but it doesn't work. ― Gallagher", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1087 }, { "body": "I wish they all could be California girls.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1088 }, { "body": "I wish you humans would leave me alone.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1089 }, { "body": "I would defend the liberty of concenting adult creationists to practice whatever intellectual perversions they like in the privacy of their own homes; but it is also necessary to protect the young and innocent. ― Arthur C. Clarke", "qode": "I would q1r_VB the liberty of concenting adult creationists to practice whatever intellectual perversions they like in the privacy of their own homes; but it is also necessary to protect the young and innocent. ― Arthur C. Clarke", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "R", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 999 }, { "body": "I would defend the liberty of consenting adult creationists to practice whatever intellectual perversions they like in the privacy of their own homes; but it is also necessary to protect the young and innocent. ― Arthur C. Clarke", "qode": "I would q1r_VB the liberty of consenting adult creationists to practice whatever intellectual perversions they like in the privacy of their own homes; but it is also necessary to protect the young and innocent. ― Arthur C. Clarke", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "R", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 1090 }, { "body": "...I would go so far as to suggest that, were it not for our ego and concern to be different, the African apes would be included in our family, the Hominidae. ― Richard Leakey", "qode": "... I would go so q1e_RB as to suggest that, were it not for our ego and concern to be different, the African apes would be included in our family, the Hominidae. ― Richard Leakey", "q1": [ { "name": "distance", "user": "dane", "src": "Dane", "area": "AI", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Distance", "e": "far", "r": "near", "o": "relation", "s": "position", "realm": "Spatial", "quadranym_id": 9 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "E", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 122 }, { "body": "I would have promised those terrorists a trip to Disneyland if it would have gotten the hostages released. I thank God they were satisfied with the missiles and we didn't have to go to that extreme. ― Oliver North", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1091 }, { "body": "I would not dare to so dishonor my Creator God by attaching His name to that book [the Bible]. ― Thomas Paine, The Age of Reason, Part 1, Section 5", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1000 }, { "body": "I wouldn't mind dying ― it's that business of having to stay dead that scares the shit out of me. ― R. Geis", "qode": "I would n't q1s_VB dying ― it 's that business of having to stay dead that scares the shit out of me. ― R. Geis", "q1": [ { "name": "soulmate", "user": "kemp", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soulmate", "e": "love", "r": "lust", "o": "body", "s": "mind", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 74 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "S", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 1092 }, { "body": "Jacquin's Postulate on Democratic Government: No man's life, liberty, or property are safe while the legislature is in session.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1366 }, { "body": "Jay's First Law: The classic hierarchy consists of one man at the top with three below him, each of who has three below him, and so on with fearful symmetry unto the seventh generation, by which stage there is a row of 729 managers. ― Antony Jay, Management and Machiavelli, 1967", "qode": "Jay 's First Law: The classic hierarchy consists of one man at the q1o_NN with three below him, each of who has three below him, and so on with fearful symmetry unto the seventh generation, by which stage there is a row of 729 managers. ― Antony Jay, Management and Machiavelli, 1967", "q1": [ { "name": "table", "user": "dane", "e": "raised", "r": "flat", "o": "top", "s": "surface", "quadranym_id": 30 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "O", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 1367 }, { "body": "Jenkinson's Law: It won't work.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1368 }, { "body": "Jesus may love you, but I think you're garbage wrapped in skin. ― Michael O'Donoghue", "qode": "Jesus may q1e_VB you, but I q2r_VBP you 're garbage wrapped in skin. ― Michael O'Donoghue", "q1": [ { "name": "soulmate", "user": "kemp", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soulmate", "e": "love", "r": "lust", "o": "body", "s": "mind", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 74 }, { "name": "simplicity", "user": "dane", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simplicity", "e": "live", "r": "think", "o": "details", "s": "generalities", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 108 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "ER", "depth": 2, "fortune_id": 1369 }, { "body": "Jesus was killed by a Moral Majority.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1370 }, { "body": "Jizz changes everything. It's science! ― Jim Chapman", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1371 }, { "body": "John Birch Society ― that pathetic manifestation of organized apoplexy. ― Edward P. Morgan", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1372 }, { "body": "Johnson's First Law: When any mechanical contrivance fails, it will do so at the most inconvenient possible time.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1373 }, { "body": "Jones' Law of Hierarchical Limits: As an administrator, you need to give ten pats on the head for each kick in the butt. This is the reason for keeping the number of people reporting to you a fairly small number. Otherwise, you will run out of hands, but still have an overcapacity in feet.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1375 }, { "body": "Jones' Law: The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.", "qode": "Jones' Law: The man who smiles when things go wrong has q1e_VBN of someone to blame it on.", "q1": [ { "name": "love", "user": "scotty", "wiki": "http://heartcorps.com/journeys/essaylov.htm", "e": "thought", "r": "knowledge", "o": "desire", "s": "ability", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 52 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "E", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 1374 }, { "body": "Jones' Motto: Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1376 }, { "body": "Jones's First Law: Anyone who makes a significant contribution to any field of endeavor, and stays in that field long enough, becomes an obstruction to its progress ― in direct proportion to the importance of their original contribution.", "qode": "Jones 's First Law: Anyone who makes a significant contribution to any field of endeavor, and stays in that field long enough, becomes an obstruction to its q1r_NN ― in direct proportion to the importance of their original contribution.", "q1": [ { "name": "utopian control", "user": "scotty", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Utopia", "e": "advance", "r": "progress", "o": "Earths survival", "s": "fraternity", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 103 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "R", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 1377 }, { "body": "Journalism will kill you, but it will keep you alive while you're at it.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1378 }, { "body": "Judge: a law student who marks his own examination papers. ― H.L. Mencken, \"Sententiae,\" The Vintage Mencken, 1955", "qode": "Judge: a q1s_NN student who marks his own examination papers. ― H.L. Mencken,\" Sententiae,\" The Vintage Mencken, 1955", "q1": [ { "name": "kingdom", "user": "scotty", "e": "rule", "r": "be empowered by", "o": "compliance", "s": "law", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 71 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "S", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 2575 }, { "body": "Jury ― Twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1379 }, { "body": "Just because everything is different doesn't mean anything has changed. ― Southern California Oracle", "qode": "Just because q2e_NN is q1o_JJ does n't mean anything has changed. ― Southern California Oracle", "q1": [ { "name": "recognition", "user": "scotty", "likes": 1, "voters": [ "scotty" ], "e": "novel", "r": "familiar", "o": "different", "s": "same", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 105 }, { "name": "Dickensian zeal", "user": "scotty", "src": "Charles Dickens", "area": "Literature", "wiki": "http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/A_Tale_of_Two_Cities", "e": "everything", "r": "nothing", "o": "hope", "s": "despair", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 131 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "EO", "depth": 2, "fortune_id": 1380 }, { "body": "Just because your doctor has a name for your condition doesn't mean he knows what it is.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1383 }, { "body": "Just because your doctor has a name for your condition doesn't mean he knows what it is.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1382 }, { "body": "Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they AREN'T after you.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1381 }, { "body": "Just because your tattoo has Chinese characters in it doesn't make you Spiritual. It's right above the crack of your butt. And it translates to \"beef with broccoli.\" The last time you did anything spiritual, you were praying to God you weren't pregnant. You're not spiritual. ― George Carlin", "qode": "Just because your tattoo has Chinese characters in it does n't make you Spiritual. It 's right above the crack of your butt. And it translates to\" beef with broccoli.\" The last q1n_NN you did anything spiritual, you were praying to God you were n't pregnant. You 're not spiritual. ― George Carlin", "q1": [ { "name": "time", "user": "dane", "src": "Build Intuit", "area": "Nymology", "wiki": "https://buildintuit.com/", "e": "future", "r": "past", "o": "event", "s": "present", "realm": "Temporal", "quadranym_id": 31 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "N", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 2653 }, { "body": "Just give Alice some pencils and she will stay busy for hours. ― B. Kliban", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1384 }, { "body": "Justice: A decision in your favor.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1390 }, { "body": "Justice is incidental to law and order. ― J. Edgar Hoover", "qode": "Justice is incidental to q1s_NN and order. ― J. Edgar Hoover", "q1": [ { "name": "kingdom", "user": "scotty", "e": "rule", "r": "be empowered by", "o": "compliance", "s": "law", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 71 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "S", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 1388 }, { "body": "Justice, like lightning, should ever appear To some men hope, to other men fear. ― Jefferson Pierce", "qode": "Justice, like lightning, should ever appear To some men hope, to q1o_JJ men fear. ― Jefferson Pierce", "q1": [ { "name": "partner", "user": "dane", "e": "mutual", "r": "accountability", "o": "other", "s": "individual", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 128 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "O", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 1389 }, { "body": "Just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that isn't immune to bullets. ― The Brigadier, Dr. Who.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1385 }, { "body": "\"Just once, I wish we would encounter an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets\" ― The Brigader, \"Dr. Who\"", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 51 }, { "body": "Just remember: when you go to court, you are trusting your fate to twelve people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty!", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1386 }, { "body": "Just remember: you're not a \"dummy,\" no matter what those computer books claim. The real dummies are the people who―though technically expert―couldn't design hardware and software that's usable by normal consumers if their lives depended upon it. ― Walter Mossberg", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1387 }, { "body": "Karl's version of Parkinson's Law: Work expands to exceed the time allotted it.", "qode": "Karl 's version of Parkinson 's Law: Work expands to exceed the q1n_NN allotted it.", "q1": [ { "name": "time", "user": "dane", "src": "Build Intuit", "area": "Nymology", "wiki": "https://buildintuit.com/", "e": "future", "r": "past", "o": "event", "s": "present", "realm": "Temporal", "quadranym_id": 31 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "N", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 1391 }, { "body": "Katz' Law: Man and nations will act rationally when all other possibilities have been exhausted.", "qode": "Katz' Law: Man and nations will act rationally when all q1o_JJ possibilities have been exhausted.", "q1": [ { "name": "partner", "user": "dane", "e": "mutual", "r": "accountability", "o": "other", "s": "individual", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 128 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "O", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 1392 }, { "body": "Keep emotionally active. Cater to your favorite neurosis.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1393 }, { "body": "Keep in mind always the two constant Laws of Frisbee: 1. The most powerful force in the world is that of a disc straining to land under a car, just out of reach. (This force is technically termed \"car suck.\") 2. Never precede any maneuver by a comment more predictive than \"Watch this!\"", "qode": "Keep in q3s_NN always the two q2s_JJ Laws of Frisbee: 1. The most powerful q1e_NN in the world is that of a disc straining to land under a car, just out of reach.( This q1e_NN is technically termed\" car suck.\") 2. Never precede any maneuver by a comment more predictive than\" Watch this!\"", "q1": [ { "name": "soulmate", "user": "kemp", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soulmate", "e": "love", "r": "lust", "o": "body", "s": "mind", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 74 }, { "name": "rate", "user": "scotty", "e": "increase", "r": "decrease", "o": "variation", "s": "constant", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 81 } ], "q2": [ { "name": "dystopian control", "user": "scotty", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dystopia", "e": "force", "r": "enslave", "o": "imperialism", "s": "oppression", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 86 } ], "subs": "SSEE", "depth": 3, "fortune_id": 1394 }, { "body": "Ken Thompson has an automobile which he helped design. Unlike most automobiles, it has neither speedometer, nor gas gage, nor any of the numerous idiot lights which plague the modern driver. Rather, if the driver makes any mistake, a giant \"?\" lights up in the center of the dashboard. \"The experienced driver\", he says, \"will usually know what's wrong.\"", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1395 }, { "body": "Ketterling's Law: Logic is an organized way of going wrong with confidence.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1396 }, { "body": "Kinkler's First Law: Responsibility always exceeds authority. Kinkler's Second Law: All the easy problems have been solved.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1397 }, { "body": "Klein bottle for rent, apply within.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1398 }, { "body": "Know what I hate most? Rhetorical questions. ― Henry N. Camp", "qode": "Know what I q1r_VBP most? Rhetorical questions. ― Henry N. Camp", "q1": [ { "name": "humanity", "user": "dane", "e": "love", "r": "hate", "o": "apathy", "s": "sympathy", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 109 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "R", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 1399 }, { "body": "Labor, n.: One of the processes by which A acquires property for B. ― Ambrose Bierce, \"The Devil's Dictionary\"", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1401 }, { "body": "Lack of skill dictates economy of style. ― Joey Ramone", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1402 }, { "body": "Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the \"open here\" spout on a milk carton so badly that one has to resort to using the \"illegal\" side. ― Rich Hall, \"Sniglets\"", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1403 }, { "body": "Laissez Faire Economics is the theory that if each acts like a vulture, all will end as doves.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1404 }, { "body": "Largely because it is so tangible and exciting a program and as such will serve to keep alive the interest and enthusiasm of the whole spectrum of society...It is justified because...the program can give a sense of shared adventure and achievement to the society at large. ― Dr. Colin S. Pittendrigh, in \"The History of Manned Space Flight\"", "qode": "Largely because it is so tangible and exciting a program and as such will serve to keep alive the interest and enthusiasm of the q1s_JJ spectrum of society ... It is justified because ... the program can give a sense of shared q2e_NN and achievement to the society at large. ― Dr. Colin S. Pittendrigh, in\" The History of Manned Space Flight\"", "q1": [ { "name": "truth", "user": "dane", "src": "Whitehead", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Truth", "e": "adventure", "r": "art", "o": "beauty", "s": "peace", "quadranym_id": 33 }, { "name": "pattern", "user": "dane", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pattern", "e": "linear", "r": "circular", "o": "separate", "s": "whole", "quadranym_id": 19 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "SE", "depth": 2, "fortune_id": 1405 }, { "body": "Larkinson's Law: All laws are basically false.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1406 }, { "body": "Last night, I told my kid that the night light only makes it easier for the monsters to find her. — James Ferace", "qode": "Last night, I told my kid that the night q1n_NN only makes it easier for the monsters to find her. — James Ferace", "q1": [ { "name": "light", "user": "Greggo", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Light", "e": "growth", "r": "decline", "o": "vision", "s": "vision", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 79 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "N", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 2900 }, { "body": "Laugh, and the world ignores you. Crying doesn't help either.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1407 }, { "body": "\"Laughter is the closest distance between two people.\" ― Victor Borge", "qode": "\" Laughter is the closest q2n_NN q1o_IN two people.\" ― Victor Borge", "q1": [ { "name": "distance", "user": "dane", "src": "Dane", "area": "AI", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Distance", "e": "far", "r": "near", "o": "relation", "s": "position", "realm": "Spatial", "quadranym_id": 9 }, { "name": "space", "user": "dane", "src": "Dane", "area": "AI", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space", "e": "infinite", "r": "finite", "o": "between", "s": "void", "realm": "Spatial", "quadranym_id": 28 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "NO", "depth": 2, "fortune_id": 52 }, { "body": "Law of Communications: The inevitable result of improved and enlarged communications between different levels in a hierarchy is a vastly increased area of misunderstanding.", "qode": "Law of Communications: The inevitable result of improved and enlarged communications q2o_IN q1o_JJ levels in a hierarchy is a vastly increased area of misunderstanding.", "q1": [ { "name": "recognition", "user": "scotty", "likes": 1, "voters": [ "scotty" ], "e": "novel", "r": "familiar", "o": "different", "s": "same", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 105 }, { "name": "space", "user": "dane", "src": "Dane", "area": "AI", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space", "e": "infinite", "r": "finite", "o": "between", "s": "void", "realm": "Spatial", "quadranym_id": 28 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "OO", "depth": 2, "fortune_id": 1408 }, { "body": "Law of Computability Applied to Social Sciences: If at first you don't succeed, transform your data set.", "qode": "Law of Computability Applied to Social Sciences: If at first you do n't succeed, q1o_VB your data set.", "q1": [ { "name": "energy", "user": "dane", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Energy", "e": "accelerate", "r": "decay", "o": "transform", "s": "impetus", "quadranym_id": 12 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "O", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 1409 }, { "body": "Law of Probable Dispersal: Whatever it is that hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1410 } ] }