Fortune List
API endpoint: Fortune
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Additionally, you begin q2r_TO believe that elevators have windows.", "q1": [ { "name": "direction 2", "user": "dane", "src": "Build Intuit", "area": "Nymology", "wiki": "https://buildintuit.com/", "e": "from", "r": "to", "o": "Location", "s": "motion", "realm": "Energy", "quadranym_id": 8 } ], "q2": [ { "name": "creator", "user": "dane", "e": "cause", "r": "effect", "o": "change", "s": "produce", "quadranym_id": 6 } ], "subs": "SSROR", "depth": 2, "fortune_id": 1581 }, { "body": "Never esteem of anything as profitable, which shell ever constrain thee to break thy faith, or to lose thy modestroy; to hate any man, to suspect to curse, to dissemble, to lust after anything, that requireth the secret of walls or veils. ― Marcus Aurelius, \"The Meditations\", Book III", "qode": "Never esteem of anything as profitable, which shell ever constrain thee to break thy faith, or to lose thy modestroy; to q2r_VB any man, to suspect to curse, to dissemble, to q1r_VB after anything, that requireth the secret of walls or veils. ― Marcus Aurelius,\" The Meditations\", Book III", "q1": [ { "name": "soulmate", "user": "kemp", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soulmate", "e": "love", "r": "lust", "o": "body", "s": "mind", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 74 }, { "name": "humanity", "user": "dane", "e": "love", "r": "hate", "o": "apathy", "s": "sympathy", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 109 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "RR", "depth": 2, "fortune_id": 2606 }, { "body": "Never insult an alligator until you have crossed the river.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1582 }, { "body": "Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs painting. ― Billy Rose", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1583 }, { "body": "Never let your inferiors do you a favor. It will be extremely costly. ― H.L. Mencken, \"Sententiae,\" The Vintage Mencken, 1955.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 2579 }, { "body": "Never lick a gift horse in the mouth.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1584 }, { "body": "Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1585 }, { "body": "Never say you know a man until you have divided an inheritance with him.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1586 }, { "body": "Never throw a bird at a dragon.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1587 }, { "body": "Never work anywhere where you can't find the guy in charge and break his nose. ― Rich Simons", "qode": "Never q1o_VB anywhere where you ca n't find the guy in charge and break his nose. ― Rich Simons", "q1": [ { "name": "life", "user": "scotty", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Life", "e": "perfect", "r": "balance", "o": "work", "s": "relax", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 75 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "O", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 2633 }, { "body": "New boots, big steps. ― Chinese Proverb", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1591 }, { "body": "Newlan's Truism: An \"acceptable\" level of unemployment means that the government economist to whom it is acceptable still has a job.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1593 }, { "body": "New systems generate new problems.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1592 }, { "body": "Newton's Fourth Law: Every action has an equal and opposite satisfaction.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1594 }, { "body": "Newton's Little-Known Seventh Law: A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1595 }, { "body": "New Year's Eve is the time of year when a man most feels his age, and his wife most often reminds him to act it. ― Webster's Unafraid Dictionary", "qode": "New Year 's Eve is the q1n_NN of year when a man most feels his age, and his wife most often reminds him to act it. ― Webster 's Unafraid Dictionary", "q1": [ { "name": "time", "user": "dane", "src": "Build Intuit", "area": "Nymology", "wiki": "https://buildintuit.com/", "e": "future", "r": "past", "o": "event", "s": "present", "realm": "Temporal", "quadranym_id": 31 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "N", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 1589 }, { "body": "New York... when civilization falls apart, remember, we were way ahead of you. ― David Letterman", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1590 }, { "body": "Next Friday will not be your lucky day. As a matter of fact, you don't have a lucky day this year.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1596 }, { "body": "Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is really quite as satisfying as an income tax refund. ― F. J. Raymond", "qode": "Next to q2s_VBG shot at and missed, q3r_NN is really quite as satisfying as an income q1r_NN refund. ― F. J. Raymond", "q1": [ { "name": "economic control", "user": "scotty", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Macroeconomic_regulation_and_control", "e": "regulate", "r": "tax", "o": "stability", "s": "ownership", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 89 }, { "name": "Dickensian zeal", "user": "scotty", "src": "Charles Dickens", "area": "Literature", "wiki": "http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/A_Tale_of_Two_Cities", "e": "everything", "r": "nothing", "o": "hope", "s": "despair", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 131 }, { "name": "experience", "user": "dane", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Experience", "e": "occurring", "r": "reoccurring", "o": "presence", "s": "being", "realm": "Spatial", "quadranym_id": 13 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "SRR", "depth": 3, "fortune_id": 1598 }, { "body": "Next Wednesday you will be presented with a great opportunity.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1597 }, { "body": "Nihilism should commence with oneself.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1600 }, { "body": "Nihil tam munitum quod non expugnari pecunia possit. (No fort is so strong that it cannot be taken with money.) ― Cicero", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1599 }, { "body": "No amount of genius can overcome a preoccupation with detail.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1601 }, { "body": "Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1618 }, { "body": "Nobody can be exactly like me. Even I have trouble doing it. ― Tallulah Bankhead", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1619 }, { "body": "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1620 }, { "body": "Nobody wants constructive criticism. It's all we can do to put up with constructive praise.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1621 }, { "body": "No government is ever really in favor of so-called civil rights. It always tries to whittle them down. They are preserved under all governments, insofar as they survive at all, by special classes of fanatics, often highly dubious. ― H.L. Mencken, Minority Report, 1956", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 2580 }, { "body": "No guts, no glory.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1602 }, { "body": "No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the Legislature is in session. ― Lysander Spooner", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1604 }, { "body": "No man was ever taken to hell by a woman unless he already had a ticket in his pocket, or at least had been fooling around with timetables. ― Archie Goodwin", "qode": "No man was ever taken to q1n_NN by a woman unless he already had a ticket in his pocket, or at least had been fooling around with timetables. ― Archie Goodwin", "q1": [ { "name": "hell", "user": "scotty", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell", "e": "hurt", "r": "damn", "o": "fallen", "s": "eternal", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 42 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "N", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 1603 }, { "body": "No matter how cynical you get, it's impossible to keep up.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1605 }, { "body": "No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously. ― Dave Barry", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 2810 }, { "body": "No matter where you go, there you are. ― Buckaroo Banzai", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1606 }, { "body": "\"Nondeterminism means never having to say you are wrong.\"", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 57 }, { "body": "Nondeterminism means never having to say you are wrong.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1623 }, { "body": "None love the bearer of bad news. ― Sophocles", "qode": "None q1e_VBP the bearer of bad news. ― Sophocles", "q1": [ { "name": "soulmate", "user": "kemp", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soulmate", "e": "love", "r": "lust", "o": "body", "s": "mind", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 74 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "E", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 1624 }, { "body": "Non-Reciprocal Laws of Expectations: Negative expectations yield negative results. Positive expectations yield negative results.", "qode": "Non- Reciprocal Laws of Expectations: q1o^JJ expectations yield q1o_JJ results. q1s^JJ expectations yield q1o_JJ results.", "q1": [], "q2": [ { "name": "motor performance", "user": "scotty", "src": "Chen/Bargh", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Motor_skill", "e": "push", "r": "pull", "o": "negative", "s": "positive", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 112 } ], "subs": "OOSO", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 1622 }, { "body": "No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1607 }, { "body": "No one can make you feel inferior without your consent. ― Eleanor Roosevelt", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1608 }, { "body": "No one ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public. ― Attributed to H.L. Mencken.", "qode": "No one ever went broke underestimating the q1s_NN of the American public. ― Attributed to H.L. Mencken.", "q1": [ { "name": "egg_food", "user": "dane", "e": "cuisine", "r": "eat", "o": "sustenance", "s": "taste", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 121 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "S", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 2581 }, { "body": "No one is fit to be trusted with power. ... No one. ... Any man who has lived at all knows the follies and wickedness he's capable of. ... And if he does know it, he knows also that neither he nor any man ought to be allowed to decide a single human fate. ― C. P. Snow, The Light and the Dark", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1609 }, { "body": "No one is talking behind your back as far as you know.", "qode": "No one is talking behind your back as q1e_RB as you know.", "q1": [ { "name": "distance", "user": "dane", "src": "Dane", "area": "AI", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Distance", "e": "far", "r": "near", "o": "relation", "s": "position", "realm": "Spatial", "quadranym_id": 9 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "E", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 1610 }, { "body": "No one's happiness but my own is in my power to achieve or to destroy. ― Ayn Rand", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1612 }, { "body": "No one who accepts the sovereignty of truth can be a foot soldier in a party or movement. He will always find himself out of step. ― Sidney Hook", "qode": "No one who accepts the sovereignty of q1n_NN can be a foot soldier in a party or movement. He will always find himself out of step. ― Sidney Hook", "q1": [ { "name": "truth", "user": "dane", "src": "Whitehead", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Truth", "e": "adventure", "r": "art", "o": "beauty", "s": "peace", "quadranym_id": 33 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "N", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 1611 }, { "body": "No problem is insoluble in all conceivable circumstances.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1613 }, { "body": "No problem is so formidable that you can't just walk away from it.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1614 }, { "body": "No problem is so large it can't be fit in somewhere.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1615 }, { "body": "Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1625 }, { "body": "Nothing astonishes men so much as common sense and plain dealing.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1626 }, { "body": "Nothing cures insomnia like the realization that it's time to get up.", "qode": "Nothing cures insomnia like the realization that it 's q1n_NN to get up.", "q1": [ { "name": "time", "user": "dane", "src": "Build Intuit", "area": "Nymology", "wiki": "https://buildintuit.com/", "e": "future", "r": "past", "o": "event", "s": "present", "realm": "Temporal", "quadranym_id": 31 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "N", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 1627 }, { "body": "Nothing ever becomes real till it is experienced ― even a proverb is no proverb to you till your life has illustrated it. ― John Keats", "qode": "Nothing ever becomes real till it is experienced ― even a proverb is no proverb to you till your q1n_NN has illustrated it. ― John Keats", "q1": [ { "name": "life", "user": "scotty", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Life", "e": "perfect", "r": "balance", "o": "work", "s": "relax", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 75 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "N", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 1628 }, { "body": "Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood.", "qode": "Nothing in q1n_NN is to be feared. It is only to be understood.", "q1": [ { "name": "life", "user": "scotty", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Life", "e": "perfect", "r": "balance", "o": "work", "s": "relax", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 75 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "N", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 1629 }, { "body": "Nothing in progression can rest on its original plan. We may as well think of rocking a grown man in the cradle of an infant. ― Edmund Burke", "qode": "Nothing in progression can rest on its original plan. We may as well q1r_VB of rocking a grown man in the cradle of an infant. ― Edmund Burke", "q1": [ { "name": "simplicity", "user": "dane", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simplicity", "e": "live", "r": "think", "o": "details", "s": "generalities", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 108 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "R", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 1630 }, { "body": "Nothing is as repulsive as phoniness; conversely, nothing is as magnetic as reality. ― Howard Henrichs", "qode": "Nothing is as q1r_JJ as phoniness; conversely, q2r_NN is as magnetic as reality. ― Howard Henrichs", "q1": [ { "name": "Dickensian zeal", "user": "scotty", "src": "Charles Dickens", "area": "Literature", "wiki": "http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/A_Tale_of_Two_Cities", "e": "everything", "r": "nothing", "o": "hope", "s": "despair", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 131 }, { "name": "movement", "user": "dane", "e": "attractive", "r": "repulsive", "o": "destination", "s": "origin", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 117 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "RR", "depth": 2, "fortune_id": 1631 }, { "body": "Nothing is done until nothing is done.", "qode": "Nothing is done until q1r_NN is done.", "q1": [ { "name": "Dickensian zeal", "user": "scotty", "src": "Charles Dickens", "area": "Literature", "wiki": "http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/A_Tale_of_Two_Cities", "e": "everything", "r": "nothing", "o": "hope", "s": "despair", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 131 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "R", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 1632 }, { "body": "Nothing is easier than to denounce the evildoer; nothing is more difficult than to understand him. ― Fyodor Dostoevski", "qode": "Nothing is easier than to denounce the evildoer; q1r_NN is more difficult than to understand him. ― Fyodor Dostoevski", "q1": [ { "name": "Dickensian zeal", "user": "scotty", "src": "Charles Dickens", "area": "Literature", "wiki": "http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/A_Tale_of_Two_Cities", "e": "everything", "r": "nothing", "o": "hope", "s": "despair", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 131 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "R", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 1633 }, { "body": "Nothing is illegal if one hundred businessmen decide to do it. ― Andrew Young", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1634 }, { "body": "Nothing is more dangerous than a man whose actions are the responsibility of his deity. ― Rich Simons", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 2634 }, { "body": "Nothing is so contagious as enthusiasm: It moves stones, and it charms brutes.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1635 }, { "body": "Nothing recedes like success. ― Walt Kelly", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1636 }, { "body": "No, 'tis not so deep as a well, nor so wide as a church-door; but 'tis enough, 'twill serve: ask for me to-morrow, and you shall find me a grave man. ― Mercutio, Romeo and Juliet, Act III, Scene 1", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1616 }, { "body": "No user-serviceable parts inside. Refer to qualified service personnel.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1617 }, { "body": "Now and then an innocent man is sent to the Legislature.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1637 }, { "body": "Nowhere in the world is superiority more easily attained, or more eagerly admitted. The chief business of the nation, as a nation, is the setting up of heroes, mainly bogus. ― H.L. Mencken, Prejudices, 1923.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 2582 }, { "body": "Numeric stability is probably not all that important when you're guessing.", "qode": "Numeric q1o_NN is probably not all that important when you 're guessing.", "q1": [ { "name": "economic control", "user": "scotty", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Macroeconomic_regulation_and_control", "e": "regulate", "r": "tax", "o": "stability", "s": "ownership", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 89 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "O", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 1638 }, { "body": "Objects on your screen are closer than they appear.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1641 }, { "body": "Obviously, a man's judgement cannot be better than the information on which he has based it. Give him the truth and he may still go wrong when he has the chance to be right, but give him no news or present him only with distorted and incomplete data, with ignorant, sloppy or biased reporting, with propaganda and deliberate falsehoods, and you destroy his whole reasoning processes, and make him something less than a man. ― Arthur Hays Sulzberger", "qode": "Obviously, a man 's judgement can not be better than the information on which he has based it. Give him the q3n_NN and he may still go wrong when he has the chance to be right, but give him no news or q2s_VB him only with distorted and incomplete data, with ignorant, sloppy or biased reporting, with propaganda and deliberate falsehoods, and you destroy his q1s_JJ reasoning processes, and make him something less than a man. ― Arthur Hays Sulzberger", "q1": [ { "name": "time", "user": "dane", "src": "Build Intuit", "area": "Nymology", "wiki": "https://buildintuit.com/", "e": "future", "r": "past", "o": "event", "s": "present", "realm": "Temporal", "quadranym_id": 31 }, { "name": "truth", "user": "dane", "src": "Whitehead", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Truth", "e": "adventure", "r": "art", "o": "beauty", "s": "peace", "quadranym_id": 33 }, { "name": "pattern", "user": "dane", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pattern", "e": "linear", "r": "circular", "o": "separate", "s": "whole", "quadranym_id": 19 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "NSS", "depth": 3, "fortune_id": 1642 }, { "body": "Ocean, n.: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man ― who has no gills.", "qode": "Ocean, n.: A q1o_NN of water occupying about two- thirds of a world made for man ― who has no gills.", "q1": [ { "name": "soulmate", "user": "kemp", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soulmate", "e": "love", "r": "lust", "o": "body", "s": "mind", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 74 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "O", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 1643 }, { "body": "Of all the animals, the boy is the most unmanageable. ― Plato", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1644 }, { "body": "Of all the tyrannies that affect mankind, tyranny in religion is the worst. ― Thomas Paine", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1645 }, { "body": "\"Of COURSE it's the murder weapon. Who would frame someone with a fake?\"", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 58 }, { "body": "Of course, someone who knows more about this will correct me if I'm wrong, and someone who knows less will correct me if I'm right. ― David Palmer (palmer@tybalt.caltech.edu)", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1647 }, { "body": "Of course there's no reason for it, it's just our policy.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1646 }, { "body": "Ogden's Law: The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to catch up.", "qode": "Ogden 's Law: The sooner you fall behind, the more q1n_NN you have to catch up.", "q1": [ { "name": "time", "user": "dane", "src": "Build Intuit", "area": "Nymology", "wiki": "https://buildintuit.com/", "e": "future", "r": "past", "o": "event", "s": "present", "realm": "Temporal", "quadranym_id": 31 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "N", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 1648 }, { "body": "Oh dear, I think you'll find reality's on the blink again. ― Marvin the Paranoid Android", "qode": "Oh dear, I q1r_VBP you 'll find reality 's on the blink again. ― Marvin the Paranoid Android", "q1": [ { "name": "simplicity", "user": "dane", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simplicity", "e": "live", "r": "think", "o": "details", "s": "generalities", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 108 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "R", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 1649 }, { "body": "Oh, well, I guess this is just going to be one of those lifetimes.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1650 }, { "body": "Old age is the most unexpected of things that can happen to a man. ― Trotsky", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1652 }, { "body": "Old MacDonald had an agricultural real estate tax abatement.", "qode": "Old MacDonald had an agricultural real estate q1r_NN abatement.", "q1": [ { "name": "economic control", "user": "scotty", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Macroeconomic_regulation_and_control", "e": "regulate", "r": "tax", "o": "stability", "s": "ownership", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 89 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "R", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 1651 }, { "body": "Old programmers never die. They just branch to a new address.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1653 }, { "body": "Oliver's First Law of Computing: Computers are much too complex; they'll never work. ― Robert Oliver (circa 1982)", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1654 }, { "body": "On a clear disk you can seek forever.", "qode": "On a q1o_JJ disk you can seek forever.", "q1": [ { "name": "passage", "user": "scotty", "e": "hall", "r": "door", "o": "clear", "s": "path", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 64 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "O", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 1655 }, { "body": "Once he had one leg in the White House and the nation trembled under his roars. Now he is a tinpot pope in the Coca-Cola belt and a brother to the forlorn pastors who belabor halfwits in galvanized iron tabernacles behind the railroad yards. ― H. L. Mencken, writing of William Jennings Bryan, counsel for the supporters of Tennessee's anti-evolution law at the Scopes \"Monkey Trial\" in 1925.", "qode": "Once he had one leg in the White House and the nation trembled under his roars. Now he is a tinpot pope in the Coca- Cola belt and a brother to the forlorn pastors who belabor halfwits in galvanized iron tabernacles behind the railroad yards. ― H. L. Mencken, writing of William Jennings Bryan, counsel for the supporters of Tennessee 's anti- evolution q1s_NN at the Scopes\" Monkey Trial\" in 1925.", "q1": [ { "name": "kingdom", "user": "scotty", "e": "rule", "r": "be empowered by", "o": "compliance", "s": "law", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 71 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "S", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 2583 }, { "body": "Once ... in the wilds of Afghanistan, I lost my corkscrew, and we were forced to live on nothing but food and water for days. ― W. C. Fields, \"My Little Chickadee\"", "qode": "Once ... in the wilds of Afghanistan, I lost my corkscrew, and we were forced to q1e_VB on q2r_NN but food and water for days. ― W. C. Fields,\" My Little Chickadee\"", "q1": [ { "name": "heaven", "user": "scotty", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heaven", "e": "live", "r": "bless", "o": "holiness", "s": "penance", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 70 }, { "name": "Dickensian zeal", "user": "scotty", "src": "Charles Dickens", "area": "Literature", "wiki": "http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/A_Tale_of_Two_Cities", "e": "everything", "r": "nothing", "o": "hope", "s": "despair", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 131 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "ER", "depth": 2, "fortune_id": 1657 }, { "body": "Once I stayed in a hotel where the pool was on the 23rd floor. I couldn't believe how deep it was. ― Steven Wright", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 2861 }, { "body": "Once I was walking through the woods, and I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle, making shadows of people on a tree. I said, \"Don't be so sarcastic.\" ― Steven Wright", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 2865 }, { "body": "One becomes a critic when one cannot be an artist, just as a man becomes a stool pigeon when he cannot be a soldier. ― Gustave Flaubert (letter to Madame Louise Colet, August 12, 1846)", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1659 }, { "body": "One can't proceed from the informal to the formal by formal means.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1660 }, { "body": "One difference between a man and a machine is that a machine is quiet when well oiled.", "qode": "One difference q1o_IN a man and a machine is that a machine is quiet when well oiled.", "q1": [ { "name": "space", "user": "dane", "src": "Dane", "area": "AI", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space", "e": "infinite", "r": "finite", "o": "between", "s": "void", "realm": "Spatial", "quadranym_id": 28 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "O", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 1661 }, { "body": "One friend in a lifetime is much; two are many; three are hardly possible. Friendship needs a certain parallelism of life, a community of thought, a rivalry of aim. ― Henry Brook Adams", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1662 }, { "body": "One good reason why computers can do more work than people is that they never have to stop and answer the phone.", "qode": "One good reason why computers can do more q1o_NN than people is that they never have to stop and answer the phone.", "q1": [ { "name": "life", "user": "scotty", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Life", "e": "perfect", "r": "balance", "o": "work", "s": "relax", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 75 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "O", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 1663 }, { "body": "One man tells a falsehood, a hundred repeat it as true.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1664 }, { "body": "One may be able to quibble about the quality of a single experiment, or about the veracity of a given experimenter, but, taking all the supportive experiments together, the weight of evidence is so strong as readily to merit a wise man's reflection. ― Professor William Tiller, parapsychologist, Stanford University, commenting on psi research", "qode": "One may be able to quibble about the q1s_NN of a single experiment, or about the veracity of a given experimenter, but, taking all the supportive experiments together, the weight of q2n_NN is so strong as readily to merit a wise man 's reflection. ― Professor William Tiller, parapsychologist, Stanford University, commenting on psi research", "q1": [ { "name": "evidence", "user": "scotty", "src": "Seech", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evidence", "e": "analogical", "r": "statistical", "o": "testimonial", "s": "anecdotal", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 48 }, { "name": "resources", "user": "dane", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Resource", "e": "active", "r": "passive", "o": "quantity", "s": "quality", "quadranym_id": 25 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "SN", "depth": 2, "fortune_id": 1665 }, { "body": "One millihelen: the unit of beauty required to launch just one ship", "qode": "One millihelen: the unit of q1o_NN required to launch just one ship", "q1": [ { "name": "truth", "user": "dane", "src": "Whitehead", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Truth", "e": "adventure", "r": "art", "o": "beauty", "s": "peace", "quadranym_id": 33 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "O", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 1666 }, { "body": "One of my less pleasant chores when I was young was to read the Bible from one end to the other. Reading the Bible straight through is at least 70 percent discipline, like learning Latin. But the good parts are, of course, simply amazing. God is an extremely uneven writer, but when He's good, nobody can touch Him. ― John Gardner, NYT Book Review, Jan 1983", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1667 }, { "body": "One of the most misleading representational techniques in our language is the use of the word \"I\". ― Ludwig Wittgenstein", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1668 }, { "body": "One of the saddest lessons of history is this: If we've been bamboozled long enough, we tend to reject any evidence of the bamboozle. We're no longer interested in finding out the truth. The bamboozle has captured us. it is simply too painful to acknowledge ― even to ourselves ― that we've been so credulous. (So the old bamboozles tend to persist as the new bamboozles rise.) ― Carl Sagan, \"The Fine Art of Baloney Detection,\" Parade, February 1, 1987", "qode": "One of the saddest lessons of history is this: If we 've been bamboozled long enough, we tend to reject any q1n_NN of the bamboozle. We 're no longer interested in finding out the truth. The bamboozle has captured us. it is simply too painful to acknowledge ― even to ourselves ― that we 've been so credulous.( So the old bamboozles tend to persist as the new bamboozles rise.) ― Carl Sagan,\" The Fine Art of Baloney Detection,\" Parade, February 1, 1987", "q1": [ { "name": "evidence", "user": "scotty", "src": "Seech", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evidence", "e": "analogical", "r": "statistical", "o": "testimonial", "s": "anecdotal", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 48 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "N", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 1669 }, { "body": "One Page Principle: A specification that will not fit on one page of 8.5x11- inch paper cannot be understood. ― Mark Ardis", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1658 }, { "body": "\"One planet is all you get.\"", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 59 }, { "body": "One seldom sees a monument to a committee.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1670 } ] }