Fortune List
API endpoint: Fortune
GET /api/fortune/?format=api&page=19
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Biochemistry is the study of carbon compounds that crawl. ― Mike Adams", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1681 }, { "body": "O'Riordan's Theorem: Brains x Beauty = Constant. Purmal's Corollary: As the limit of (Brains x Beauty) goes to infinity, availability goes to zero.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1639 }, { "body": "Osborn's Law: Variables won't; constants aren't.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1682 }, { "body": "O'Toole's Commentary on Murphy's Law: Murphy was an optimist.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1640 }, { "body": "Our brains have just one scale, and we resize our experiences to fit. ― Randall Munroe, xkcd", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 2680 }, { "body": "Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in getting up every time we do. ― Confucius", "qode": "Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in getting up every q1n_NN we do. ― Confucius", "q1": [ { "name": "time", "user": "dane", "src": "Build Intuit", "area": "Nymology", "wiki": "https://buildintuit.com/", "e": "future", "r": "past", "o": "event", "s": "present", "realm": "Temporal", "quadranym_id": 31 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "N", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 2694 }, { "body": "Our journeys to the stars will be made on spaceships created by determined, hardworking scientists and engineers applying the principles of science, not aboard flying saucers piloted by little gray aliens from some other dimension. ― Robert A. Baker, \"The Aliens Among Us: Hypnotic Regression Revisited\", The Skeptical Inquirer, Vol. XII, No. 2", "qode": "Our journeys to the stars will be made on spaceships created by determined, hardworking scientists and engineers applying the principles of science, not aboard flying saucers piloted by little gray aliens from some q1o_JJ dimension. ― Robert A. Baker,\" The Aliens Among Us: Hypnotic Regression Revisited\", The Skeptical Inquirer, Vol. XII, No. 2", "q1": [ { "name": "partner", "user": "dane", "e": "mutual", "r": "accountability", "o": "other", "s": "individual", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 128 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "O", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 1683 }, { "body": "Our liberty depends upon the freedom of the press, and that cannot be limited without being lost. ― Thomas Jefferson (1786)", "qode": "Our liberty depends upon the q1s_NN of the press, and that can not be limited without q2s_VBG lost. ― Thomas Jefferson( 1786)", "q1": [ { "name": "Golden Rule", "user": "scotty", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_Rule", "e": "treat others", "r": "want to be treated", "o": "peace", "s": "freedom", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 73 }, { "name": "experience", "user": "dane", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Experience", "e": "occurring", "r": "reoccurring", "o": "presence", "s": "being", "realm": "Spatial", "quadranym_id": 13 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "SS", "depth": 2, "fortune_id": 1684 }, { "body": "Our policy is, when in doubt, do the right thing. ― Roy L. Ash, ex-president Litton Industries", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1685 }, { "body": "Out of body, back in five minutes.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1686 }, { "body": "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it is too dark to read.", "qode": "Outside of a dog, a book is man 's q1e_JJS friend. Inside of a dog, it is too dark to read.", "q1": [ { "name": "Dickensian disparity", "user": "scotty", "src": "Charles Dickens", "area": "Literature", "e": "best", "r": "worst", "o": "wisdom", "s": "foolishness", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 129 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "E", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 1687 }, { "body": "Overdrawn? But I still have checks left!", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1688 }, { "body": "Overflow on /dev/null, please empty the bit bucket.", "qode": "Overflow on /dev/ null, please q1r_VB the bit bucket.", "q1": [ { "name": "container", "user": "scotty", "src": "dane", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Container", "e": "full", "r": "empty", "o": "content", "s": "hold", "realm": "Spatial", "quadranym_id": 5 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "R", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 1689 }, { "body": "Overload ― core meltdown sequence initiated.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1690 }, { "body": "Paranoia doesn't mean the whole world really isn't out to get you.", "qode": "Paranoia does n't mean the q1s_JJ world really is n't out to get you.", "q1": [ { "name": "pattern", "user": "dane", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pattern", "e": "linear", "r": "circular", "o": "separate", "s": "whole", "quadranym_id": 19 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "S", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 1692 }, { "body": "Paranoia is simply an optimistic outlook on life.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1693 }, { "body": "Paranoids are people, too; they have their own problems. It's easy to criticize, but if everybody hated you, you'd be paranoid too. ― D. J. Hicks", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1694 }, { "body": "Parking fees that Universal Studios collected from picketers of _The Last Temptation of Christ_: $4,500 ― Harper's Index Nov. 1988", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1695 }, { "body": "Parkinson's Fifth Law: If there is a way to delay in important decision, the good bureaucracy, public or private, will find it.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1696 }, { "body": "Parkinson's Fourth Law: The number of people in any working group tends to increase regardless of the amount of work to be done.", "qode": "Parkinson 's Fourth Law: The number of people in any working group tends to q2e_VB regardless of the amount of q1o_NN to be done.", "q1": [ { "name": "life", "user": "scotty", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Life", "e": "perfect", "r": "balance", "o": "work", "s": "relax", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 75 }, { "name": "rate", "user": "scotty", "e": "increase", "r": "decrease", "o": "variation", "s": "constant", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 81 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "EO", "depth": 2, "fortune_id": 1697 }, { "body": "Parkinson's Law: Work expands to fill the time alloted it.", "qode": "Parkinson 's Law: Work expands to fill the q1n_NN alloted it.", "q1": [ { "name": "time", "user": "dane", "src": "Build Intuit", "area": "Nymology", "wiki": "https://buildintuit.com/", "e": "future", "r": "past", "o": "event", "s": "present", "realm": "Temporal", "quadranym_id": 31 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "N", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 1698 }, { "body": "Parts that positively cannot be assembled in improper order will be.", "qode": "Parts that positively can not be assembled in improper q1r_NN will be.", "q1": [ { "name": "physical control", "user": "scotty", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Physical_pest_control", "e": "command", "r": "order", "o": "directive", "s": "communication", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 84 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "R", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 1699 }, { "body": "Passionate hatred can give meaning and purpose to an empty life. ― Eric Hoffer", "qode": "Passionate hatred can give meaning and purpose to an q1r_JJ life. ― Eric Hoffer", "q1": [ { "name": "container", "user": "scotty", "src": "dane", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Container", "e": "full", "r": "empty", "o": "content", "s": "hold", "realm": "Spatial", "quadranym_id": 5 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "R", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 1701 }, { "body": "Patience, n. A minor form of despair, disguised as a virtue. ― Ambrose Bierce", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1702 }, { "body": "Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious. ― Oscar Wilde", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1703 }, { "body": "Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about. ― Mark Twain", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 2773 }, { "body": "Pay no attention to that man behind the curtains.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1704 }, { "body": "Peace: a period of cheating between two wars.", "qode": "Peace: a period of cheating q1o_IN two wars.", "q1": [ { "name": "space", "user": "dane", "src": "Dane", "area": "AI", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space", "e": "infinite", "r": "finite", "o": "between", "s": "void", "realm": "Spatial", "quadranym_id": 28 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "O", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 1705 }, { "body": "People are very flexible and learn to adjust to strange surroundings ― they can become accustomed to reading Lisp and Fortran programs, for example. ― Leon Sterling and Ehud Shapiro, Art of Prolog, MIT Press", "qode": "People are very flexible and q1n_VB to adjust to strange surroundings ― they can become accustomed to reading Lisp and Fortran programs, for example. ― Leon Sterling and Ehud Shapiro, Art of Prolog, MIT Press", "q1": [ { "name": "learner", "user": "dane", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Learning", "e": "discovery", "r": "recovery", "o": "known", "s": "knower", "quadranym_id": 14 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "N", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 1706 }, { "body": "People get lost in thought because it is unfamiliar territory.", "qode": "People get lost in q1e_NN because it is unfamiliar territory.", "q1": [ { "name": "love", "user": "scotty", "wiki": "http://heartcorps.com/journeys/essaylov.htm", "e": "thought", "r": "knowledge", "o": "desire", "s": "ability", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 52 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "E", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 1707 }, { "body": "People often find it easier to be a result of the past than a cause of the future.", "qode": "People often find it easier to be a result of the q1r_NN than a q2e_NN of the q1e_NN.", "q1": [ { "name": "time", "user": "dane", "src": "Build Intuit", "area": "Nymology", "wiki": "https://buildintuit.com/", "e": "future", "r": "past", "o": "event", "s": "present", "realm": "Temporal", "quadranym_id": 31 }, { "name": "creator", "user": "dane", "e": "cause", "r": "effect", "o": "change", "s": "produce", "quadranym_id": 6 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "REE", "depth": 2, "fortune_id": 1708 }, { "body": "People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world. ― Calvin", "qode": "People q1r_VBP it must be fun to be a super genius, but they do n't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world. ― Calvin", "q1": [ { "name": "simplicity", "user": "dane", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simplicity", "e": "live", "r": "think", "o": "details", "s": "generalities", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 108 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "R", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 1709 }, { "body": "People think my friend George is weird because he wears sideburns...behind his ears. I think he's weird because he wears false teeth...with braces on them. ― Steven Wright", "qode": "People q1r_VBP my friend George is weird because he wears sideburns ... behind his ears. I q1r_VBP he 's weird because he wears false teeth ... with braces on them. ― Steven Wright", "q1": [], "q2": [ { "name": "simplicity", "user": "dane", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simplicity", "e": "live", "r": "think", "o": "details", "s": "generalities", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 108 } ], "subs": "RR", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 2849 }, { "body": "People usually get what's coming to them ... unless it's been mailed.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1710 }, { "body": "People who claim they don't let little things bother them have never slept in a room with a single mosquito.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1711 }, { "body": "People who have no faults are terrible; there is no way of taking advantage of them.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1712 }, { "body": "People who look down on other people do not end up being looked up to.", "qode": "People who look down on q1o_JJ people do not end up q2s_VBG looked up to.", "q1": [ { "name": "experience", "user": "dane", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Experience", "e": "occurring", "r": "reoccurring", "o": "presence", "s": "being", "realm": "Spatial", "quadranym_id": 13 }, { "name": "partner", "user": "dane", "e": "mutual", "r": "accountability", "o": "other", "s": "individual", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 128 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "OS", "depth": 2, "fortune_id": 1713 }, { "body": "People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. ― Dave Barry", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 2812 }, { "body": "People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them that Benjamin Franklin said it first.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1714 }, { "body": "People will buy anything that's one to a customer.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1715 }, { "body": "Pereant, inquit, qui ante nos nostra dixerunt. (Confound those who have said our remarks before us.) ― Aelius Donatus", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1716 }, { "body": "Perfection is achieved only on the point of collapse. ― C. N. Parkinson", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1717 }, { "body": "Perpetuo vincit qui utitur clementia. (He is forever victor who employs clemency.) ― Syrus", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1718 }, { "body": "Personality can open doors, but only character can keep them open. ― E. G. Leter", "qode": "Personality can q1n_VB q2n^NNS, but only character can keep them q1n_JJ. ― E. G. Leter", "q1": [ { "name": "open", "user": "scotty", "e": "reach", "r": "pull", "o": "opened", "s": "pull action", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 61 }, { "name": "door", "user": "dane", "src": "Dane", "area": "AI", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Door", "e": "open", "r": "close", "o": "barrier", "s": "passage", "realm": "Spatial", "quadranym_id": 10 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "NNN", "depth": 2, "fortune_id": 1719 }, { "body": "Peter's Law of Substitution: Look after the molehills, and the mountains will look after themselves.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1720 }, { "body": "Philogyny recapitulates erogeny; erogeny recapitulates philogyny.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1721 }, { "body": "Philosophy: Unintelligible answers to insoluble problems.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1722 }, { "body": "PHP is a minor evil perpetrated and created by incompetent amateurs, whereas Perl is a great and insidious evil perpetrated by skilled but perverted professionals. ― Jon Ribbens", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1691 }, { "body": "Pioneering basically amounts to finding new and more horrible ways to die ― John W. Campbell", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1724 }, { "body": "pi seconds is a nanocentury. ― Tom Duff", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1723 }, { "body": "Plagiarism is basic to all culture. ― Papa Seeger", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1725 }, { "body": "Plan ahead: it was not raining when Noah built the ark. ― Richard Cushing", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1726 }, { "body": "Please don't ask me what the score is. I'm not even sure what the game is. ― Ashleigh Brilliant", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1727 }, { "body": "Please don't lie to me, unless you're absolutely sure I'll never find out the truth. ― Ashleigh Brilliant", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1728 }, { "body": "Please go away.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1729 }, { "body": "Please ignore previous fortune.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1730 }, { "body": "Please try to limit the amount of `this room doesn't have any bazingas' until you are told that those rooms are `punched out.' Once punched out, we have a right to complain about atrocities, missing bazingas, and such. ― N. Meyrowitz", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1731 }, { "body": "Please update your programs.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1732 }, { "body": "Poetry is just the evidence of life. If your life is burning well, poetry is just the ash. ― Leonard Cohen", "qode": "Poetry is just the q2n_NN of q1n_NN. If your q1n_NN is burning well, poetry is just the ash. ― Leonard Cohen", "q1": [ { "name": "evidence", "user": "scotty", "src": "Seech", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evidence", "e": "analogical", "r": "statistical", "o": "testimonial", "s": "anecdotal", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 48 }, { "name": "life", "user": "scotty", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Life", "e": "perfect", "r": "balance", "o": "work", "s": "relax", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 75 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "NNN", "depth": 2, "fortune_id": 2870 }, { "body": "Poetry is nobody's business except the poet's, and everybody else can fuck off. ― Philip Larkin", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1733 }, { "body": "Pohl's law: Nothing is so good that somebody, somewhere, will not hate it.", "qode": "Pohl 's law: Nothing is so good that somebody, somewhere, will not q1r_VB it.", "q1": [ { "name": "humanity", "user": "dane", "e": "love", "r": "hate", "o": "apathy", "s": "sympathy", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 109 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "R", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 1734 }, { "body": "Police up your spare rounds and frags. Don't leave nothin' for the dinks. ― Willem Dafoe in \"Platoon\"", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1735 }, { "body": "Political T.V. commercials prove one thing: some candidates can tell all their good points and qualifications in just 30 seconds.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1736 }, { "body": "Politician, n.: From the Greek \"poly\" (\"many\") and the French \"tete\" (\"head\" or \"face,\" as in \"tete-a-tete\": head to head or face to face). Hence \"polytetien\", a person of two or more faces. ― Martin Pitt", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1737 }, { "body": "Poor is the pupil who does not surpass his master. ― Leonardo da Vinci", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1738 }, { "body": "Positive, adj.: Mistaken at the top of one's voice. ― Ambrose Bierce, \"The Devil's Dictionary\"", "qode": "Positive, adj.: Mistaken at the q1o_NN of one 's voice. ― Ambrose Bierce,\" The Devil 's Dictionary\"", "q1": [ { "name": "table", "user": "dane", "e": "raised", "r": "flat", "o": "top", "s": "surface", "quadranym_id": 30 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "O", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 1739 }, { "body": "Power is poison.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1740 }, { "body": "Power, n: The only narcotic regulated by the SEC instead of the FDA.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1741 }, { "body": "Practice is the best of all instructors. ― Publilius", "qode": "Practice is the q1e_JJS of all instructors. ― Publilius", "q1": [ { "name": "Dickensian disparity", "user": "scotty", "src": "Charles Dickens", "area": "Literature", "e": "best", "r": "worst", "o": "wisdom", "s": "foolishness", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 129 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "E", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 1742 }, { "body": "Predestination was doomed from the start.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1743 }, { "body": "Prediction is very difficult, especially of the future. ― Niels Bohr", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1744 }, { "body": "Preserve the old, but know the new.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1745 }, { "body": "Preudhomme's Law of Window Cleaning: It's on the other side.", "qode": "Preudhomme 's Law of Window Cleaning: It 's on the q1o_JJ side.", "q1": [ { "name": "partner", "user": "dane", "e": "mutual", "r": "accountability", "o": "other", "s": "individual", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 128 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "O", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 1746 }, { "body": "Prevalent beliefs that knowledge can be tapped from previous incarnations or from a \"universal mind\" (the repository of all past wisdom and creativity) not only are implausible but also unfairly demean the stunning achievements of individual human brains. ― Barry L. Beyerstein, \"The Brain and Consciousness: Implications for Psi Phenomena\", The Skeptical Inquirer, Vol. XII No. 2, ppg. 163-171", "qode": "Prevalent beliefs that q1o_NN can be tapped from previous incarnations or from a\" universal mind\"( the repository of all q2r_JJ q4o_NN and creativity) not only are implausible but also unfairly demean the stunning achievements of q3e_JJ human brains. ― Barry L. Beyerstein,\" The Brain and Consciousness: Implications for Psi Phenomena\", The Skeptical Inquirer, Vol. XII No. 2, ppg. 163- 171", "q1": [ { "name": "epistemology", "user": "scotty", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epistemology", "e": "extent", "r": "validity", "o": "knowledge", "s": "presuppositions", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 96 }, { "name": "time", "user": "dane", "src": "Build Intuit", "area": "Nymology", "wiki": "https://buildintuit.com/", "e": "future", "r": "past", "o": "event", "s": "present", "realm": "Temporal", "quadranym_id": 31 }, { "name": "Dickensian disparity", "user": "scotty", "src": "Charles Dickens", "area": "Literature", "e": "best", "r": "worst", "o": "wisdom", "s": "foolishness", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 129 }, { "name": "partnership", "user": "scotty", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Partnership", "e": "individual", "r": "relationship", "o": "accountability", "s": "compatability", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 127 } ], "q2": [], "subs": 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to work with the science.", "qode": "Programming is 10% science, 25% ingenuity and 65% getting the ingenuity to q1o_VB with the science.", "q1": [ { "name": "life", "user": "scotty", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Life", "e": "perfect", "r": "balance", "o": "work", "s": "relax", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 75 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "O", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 1753 }, { "body": "Programming is an art form that fights back.", "qode": "Programming is an q1r_NN form that fights back.", "q1": [ { "name": "truth", "user": "dane", "src": "Whitehead", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Truth", "e": "adventure", "r": "art", "o": "beauty", "s": "peace", "quadranym_id": 33 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "R", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 1752 }, { "body": "Programming is like sex: one mistake and you're providing support for a lifetime. ― Michael Sinz", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1754 }, { "body": "Progress is nothing but the victory of laughter over 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Those who manage what they do not understand.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1762 } ] }{ "count": 2900, "next": "