Fortune List
API endpoint: Fortune
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Consider Unix, APL, Pascal, Modula, the Smalltalk interface, even Fortran; and contrast them with Cobol, PL/I, Algol, MVS/370, and MS-DOS. ― Fred Brooks, Jr.", "qode": "A little retrospection shows that although many fine, useful software systems have been designed by committees and built as q2s_NN of multipart projects, those software systems that have q1s_VBN passionate fans are those that are the products of one or a few designing minds, great designers. Consider Unix, APL, Pascal, Modula, the Smalltalk interface, even Fortran; and contrast them with Cobol, PL/ I, Algol, MVS/370, and MS- DOS. ― Fred Brooks, Jr.", "q1": [ { "name": "limbic acton", "user": "scotty", "src": "Manfred Clynes", "e": "respond positively", "r": "respond negatively", "o": "calm", "s": "excited", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 110 }, { "name": "structure", "user": "dane", "src": "Build Intuit", "area": "Nymology", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Structure", "e": "complete", "r": "separate", "o": "interdependent", "s": "dependent", "pos": "NN", "epos": "VB", "rpos": "VB", "opos": "NN", "spos": "NN", "realm": "Perceptual", "quadranym_id": 29 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "SS", "depth": 2, "fortune_id": 189 }, { "body": "All a hacker needs is a tight PUSHJ, a loose pair of UUOs, and a warm place to shift.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 284 }, { "body": "Allen's Axiom: When all else fails, read the instructions.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 299 }, { "body": "All great ideas are controversial, or have been at one time.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 285 }, { "body": "All happy families resemble one another, each unhappy in its own way. ― Tolstoy", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 286 }, { "body": "Alliance, n.: In international politics, the union of two thieves who have their hands so deeply inserted in each other's pocket that they cannot separately plunder a third. ― Ambrose Bierce, \"The Devil's Dictionary\"", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 300 }, { "body": "All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 281 }, { "body": "All I ask of life is a constant and exaggerated sense of my own importance.", "qode": "All I ask of q1n_NN is a q2s_JJ and exaggerated sense of my own importance.", "q1": [ { "name": "life", "user": "scotty", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Life", "e": "perfect", "r": "balance", "o": "work", "s": "relax", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 75 }, { "name": "rate", "user": "scotty", "e": "increase", "r": "decrease", "o": "variation", "s": "constant", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 81 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "NS", "depth": 2, "fortune_id": 282 }, { "body": "All I kin say is when you finds yo'self wanderin' in a peach orchard, ya don't go lookin' for rutabagas. ― Kingfish", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 283 }, { "body": "All in all it's just another brick in the wall.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 287 }, { "body": "All my life I wanted to be someone; I guess I should have been more specific. ― Jane Wagner", "qode": "All my q1n_NN I wanted to be someone; I guess I should have been more specific. ― Jane Wagner", "q1": [ { "name": "life", "user": "scotty", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Life", "e": "perfect", "r": "balance", "o": "work", "s": "relax", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 75 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "N", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 288 }, { "body": "All programmers are optimists. Perhaps this modern sorcery especially attracts those who believe in happy endings and fairy godmothers. Perhaps the hundreds of nitty frustrations drive away all but those who habitually focus on the end goal. Perhaps it is merely that computers are young, programmers are younger, and the young are always optimists. But however the selection process works, the result is indisputable: \"This time it will surely run,\" or \"I just found the last bug.\" ― Frederick Brooks, Jr., The Mythical Man Month", "qode": "All programmers are optimists. Perhaps this modern sorcery especially attracts those who believe in happy endings and fairy godmothers. Perhaps the hundreds of nitty frustrations drive away all but those who habitually focus on the end goal. Perhaps it is merely that computers are young, programmers are younger, and the young are always optimists. But however the selection process works, the result is indisputable:\" This q1n_NN it will surely run,\" or\" I just found the last bug.\" ― Frederick Brooks, Jr., The Mythical Man Month", "q1": [ { "name": "time", "user": "dane", "src": "Build Intuit", "area": "Nymology", "wiki": "https://buildintuit.com/", "e": "future", "r": "past", "o": "event", "s": "present", "realm": "Temporal", "quadranym_id": 31 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "N", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 289 }, { "body": "All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 290 }, { "body": "All progress is based upon a universal innate desire on the part of every organism to live beyond its income. ― Samuel Butler", "qode": "All q2r_NN is based upon a universal innate q3o_NN on the q4s_NN of every organism to q1e_VB beyond its income. ― Samuel Butler", "q1": [ { "name": "love", "user": "scotty", "wiki": "http://heartcorps.com/journeys/essaylov.htm", "e": "thought", "r": "knowledge", "o": "desire", "s": "ability", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 52 }, { "name": "heaven", "user": "scotty", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heaven", "e": "live", "r": "bless", "o": "holiness", "s": "penance", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 70 }, { "name": "utopian control", "user": "scotty", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Utopia", "e": "advance", "r": "progress", "o": "Earths survival", "s": "fraternity", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 103 }, { "name": "structure", "user": "dane", "src": "Build Intuit", "area": "Nymology", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Structure", "e": "complete", "r": "separate", "o": "interdependent", "s": "dependent", "pos": "NN", "epos": "VB", "rpos": "VB", "opos": "NN", "spos": "NN", "realm": "Perceptual", "quadranym_id": 29 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "ROSE", "depth": 4, "fortune_id": 291 }, { "body": "All science is either physics or stamp collecting. ― E. Rutherford", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 292 }, { "body": "All successful newspapers are ceaselessly querulous and bellicose. They never defend anyone or anything if they can help it; if the job is forced upon them, they tackle it by denouncing someone or something else. ― H.L. Mencken, Prejudices, 1919.", "qode": "All successful newspapers are ceaselessly querulous and bellicose. They never q1r_VBP anyone or anything if they can help it; if the job is forced upon them, they tackle it by denouncing someone or something else. ― H.L. Mencken, Prejudices, 1919.", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "R", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 2561 }, { "body": "All that glitters has a high refractive index.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 293 }, { "body": "All that is valuable in human society depends upon the opportunity for development accorded the individual. ― Albert Einstein", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 2837 }, { "body": "All the world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed. ― Sean O'Casey", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 294 }, { "body": "All things are possible except skiing through a revolving door.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 295 }, { "body": "All those writers who write about their own childhood! Gentle God, if I wrote about mine you wouldn't sit in the same room with me. ― Dorothy Parker", "qode": "All those writers who write about their own childhood! Gentle God, if I wrote about mine you would n't sit in the q1s_JJ room with me. ― Dorothy Parker", "q1": [ { "name": "recognition", "user": "scotty", "likes": 1, "voters": [ "scotty" ], "e": "novel", "r": "familiar", "o": "different", "s": "same", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 105 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "S", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 2894 }, { "body": "All through human history, tyrannies have tried to enforce obedience by prohibiting disrespect for the symbols of their power. The swastika is only one example of many in recent history. ― American Bar Association task force on flag burning", "qode": "All through human history, tyrannies have tried to enforce obedience by prohibiting disrespect for the symbols of their power. The swastika is only one example of many in recent history. ― American Bar Association task q1e_NN on flag burning", "q1": [ { "name": "dystopian control", "user": "scotty", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dystopia", "e": "force", "r": "enslave", "o": "imperialism", "s": "oppression", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 86 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "E", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 296 }, { "body": "All true wisdom is found on T-shirts.", "qode": "All true q1o_NN is found on T- shirts.", "q1": [ { "name": "Dickensian disparity", "user": "scotty", "src": "Charles Dickens", "area": "Literature", "e": "best", "r": "worst", "o": "wisdom", "s": "foolishness", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 129 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "O", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 297 }, { "body": "All wise men share one trait in common: the ability to listen.", "qode": "All wise men share one trait in common: the q1s_NN to listen.", "q1": [ { "name": "love", "user": "scotty", "wiki": "http://heartcorps.com/journeys/essaylov.htm", "e": "thought", "r": "knowledge", "o": "desire", "s": "ability", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 52 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "S", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 298 }, { "body": "A lot of people I know believe in positive thinking, and so do I. I believe everything positively stinks. ― Lew Col", "qode": "A lot of people I know believe in q1s_JJ thinking, and so do I. I believe q2e_NN positively stinks. ― Lew Col", "q1": [ { "name": "motor performance", "user": "scotty", "src": "Chen/Bargh", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Motor_skill", "e": "push", "r": "pull", "o": "negative", "s": "positive", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 112 }, { "name": "Dickensian zeal", "user": "scotty", "src": "Charles Dickens", "area": "Literature", "wiki": "http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/A_Tale_of_Two_Cities", "e": "everything", "r": "nothing", "o": "hope", "s": "despair", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 131 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "SE", "depth": 2, "fortune_id": 190 }, { "body": "Although every American has a sense of humor―it is his birthright and encoded somewhere in the Constitution―few Americans have never been able to cope with wit or irony, and even the simplest jokes often cause unease, especially today when every phrase must be examined for covert sexism, racism, ageism. ― Gore Vidal, \"The Essential Mencken,\" The Nation, August 26/September 2, 1991.", "qode": "Although every American has a sense of humor―it is his birthright and encoded somewhere in the Constitution―few Americans have never been able to cope with wit or irony, and even the simplest jokes often q1e_VBP unease, especially today when every phrase must be examined for covert sexism, racism, ageism. ― Gore Vidal,\" The Essential Mencken,\" The Nation, August 26/September 2, 1991.", "q1": [ { "name": "creator", "user": "dane", "e": "cause", "r": "effect", "o": "change", "s": "produce", "quadranym_id": 6 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "E", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 301 }, { "body": "Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. ― Dave Barry", "qode": "Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it 's q1n_JJ to anybody who owns hideous clothing. ― Dave Barry", "q1": [ { "name": "open", "user": "scotty", "e": "reach", "r": "pull", "o": "opened", "s": "pull action", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 61 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "N", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 2811 }, { "body": "Always borrow money from a pessimist; he doesn't expect to be paid back.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 302 }, { "body": "Always make the audience suffer as much as possible. ― Alfred Hitchcock", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 303 }, { "body": "A manager would rather live with a problem that he cannot solve than accept a solution that he does not understand. ― G. Woolsey", "qode": "A manager would rather q1e_VB with a problem that he can not solve than accept a solution that he does not understand. ― G. Woolsey", "q1": [ { "name": "heaven", "user": "scotty", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heaven", "e": "live", "r": "bless", "o": "holiness", "s": "penance", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 70 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "E", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 199 }, { "body": "A man forgives only when he is in the wrong.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 191 }, { "body": "A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar. ― Mark Twain", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 2765 }, { "body": "A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams. ― John Barrymore", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 192 }, { "body": "A man paints with his brains and not with his hands.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 193 }, { "body": "A man said to the Universe: \"Sir, I exist!\" \"However,\" replied the Universe, \"the fact has not created in me a sense of obligation.\" ― Stephen Crane", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 194 }, { "body": "A man shall never be enriched by envy. ― Thomas Draxe", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 195 }, { "body": "A man should look for what is, and not for what he thinks should be. ― Albert Einstein", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 2836 }, { "body": "A man who can laugh, if only at himself, is never really miserable. ― H.L. Mencken, Minority Report, 1956", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 2562 }, { "body": "A man who fishes for marlin in ponds will put his money in Etruscan bonds.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 196 }, { "body": "A man who turns green has eschewed protein.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 197 }, { "body": "A man wrapped up in himself makes a very small package.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 198 }, { "body": "A mathematician is a machine for converting coffee into theorems.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 200 }, { "body": "A mathematician named Hall Has a hexahedronical ball, And the cube of its weight Times his pecker's, plus eight Is his phone number ― give him a call.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 201 }, { "body": "Ambidextrous, adj.: Able to pick with equal skill a right-hand pocket or a left. ― Ambrose Bierce, \"The Devil's Dictionary\"", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 304 }, { "body": "Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy. ― Charlie McCarthy", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 305 }, { "body": "America had often been discovered before Columbus; it had just been hushed up. ― Oscar Wilde", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 306 }, { "body": "America has become a tired old whore, selling her institutions like back alley blowjobs to fat cat businessmen for their pocket change. ― Rich Simons", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 2629 }, { "body": "America has become a tired old whore, selling her institutions like back alley blowjobs to fat cat businessmen for their pocket change. ― Rich Simons", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 2657 }, { "body": "America, how can I write a holy litany in your silly mood? ― Allen Ginsberg", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 308 }, { "body": "America is a ball of Appalachia with a thin coating of civility. ― Rich Simons", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 2627 }, { "body": "American justice is measured by the amount of money you are willing to risk to make your point. ― Rich Simons", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 2656 }, { "body": "American justice is measured by the amount of money you are willing to risk to make your point. ― Rich Simons", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 2628 }, { "body": "American Non Sequitur Society: We don't make sense. We like pizza.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 309 }, { "body": "America's best buy for a quarter is a telephone call to the right man.", "qode": "America 's q1e_JJS buy for a quarter is a telephone call to the right man.", "q1": [ { "name": "Dickensian disparity", "user": "scotty", "src": "Charles Dickens", "area": "Literature", "e": "best", "r": "worst", "o": "wisdom", "s": "foolishness", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 129 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "E", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 307 }, { "body": "Amnesia used to be my favorite word, but then I forgot it.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 310 }, { "body": "A model is an artifice for helping you convince yourself that you understand more about a system than you do.", "qode": "A q1n_NN is an artifice for helping you convince yourself that you understand more about a system than you do.", "q1": [ { "name": "model", "user": "dane", "e": "different", "r": "similar", "o": "structure", "s": "concept", "quadranym_id": 15 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "N", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 202 }, { "body": "A monad is just a monoid in the category of endofunctors, what's the problem? ― Saunders Mac Lane, filtered through James Iry", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 2690 }, { "body": "Among the chosen, you are the lucky one.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 311 }, { "body": "Among the lucky, you are the chosen one.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 312 }, { "body": "Among the many invectives I invent when people piss me off, this is my current favorite: 'Fuck yer own throat, you piss-dribbling monkey dick!' I'm hoping it catches on with you folks. — Jon Miller, a.k.a., Doc Spender", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 2879 }, { "body": "A moose once bit my sister.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 203 }, { "body": "A morsel of genuine history is a thing so rare as to be always valuable. ― Thomas Jefferson", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 204 }, { "body": "An American's a person who isn't afraid to criticize the President but is always polite to traffic cops.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 313 }, { "body": "Anarchy: It's not the law, it's just a good idea.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 326 }, { "body": "Anarchy may not be the best form of government, but it's better than no government at all.", "qode": "Anarchy may not be the q1e_JJS form of government, but it 's better than no government at all.", "q1": [ { "name": "Dickensian disparity", "user": "scotty", "src": "Charles Dickens", "area": "Literature", "e": "best", "r": "worst", "o": "wisdom", "s": "foolishness", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 129 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "E", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 325 }, { "body": "An Army travels on its stomach.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 314 }, { "body": "An autocratic system of coercion, in my opinion, soon degenerates. For force always attracts men of low morality, and I believe it to be an invariable rule that tyrants of genius are succeeded by scoundrels. ― Albert Einstein, The World As I See It (1931)", "qode": "An autocratic system of coercion, in my opinion, soon degenerates. For q2e_NN always attracts men of low morality, and I believe it to be an invariable q1e_NN that tyrants of genius are succeeded by scoundrels. ― Albert Einstein, The World As I See It( 1931)", "q1": [ { "name": "kingdom", "user": "scotty", "e": "rule", "r": "be empowered by", "o": "compliance", "s": "law", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 71 }, { "name": "dystopian control", "user": "scotty", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dystopia", "e": "force", "r": "enslave", "o": "imperialism", "s": "oppression", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 86 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "EE", "depth": 2, "fortune_id": 2833 }, { "body": "\"Anchovies? You've got the wrong man! I spell my name DANGER! (click)\"", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 5 }, { "body": "And I alone am returned to wag the tail.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 327 }, { "body": "... And malt does more than Milton can/To justify God's ways to man ― A. E. Housman", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 109 }, { "body": "And now for something completely different.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 328 }, { "body": "And now that the legislators and the do-gooders have so futilely inflicted so many systems upon society, may they end up where they should have begun: may they reject all systems, and try liberty... ― Frederic Bastiat", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 329 }, { "body": "And on the seventh day, He exited from append mode.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 330 }, { "body": "And the crowd was stilled. One elderly man, wondering at the sudden silence, turned to the Child and asked him to repeat what he had said. Wide-eyed, the Child raised his voice and said once again, \"Why, the Emperor has no clothes! He is naked!\" ― \"The Emperor's New Clothes\"", "qode": "And the crowd was stilled. One elderly man, wondering at the sudden silence, turned to the Child and asked him to repeat what he had said. Wide- eyed, the Child q1e_VBD his voice and said once again,\" Why, the Emperor has no clothes! He is naked!\" ―\" The Emperor 's New Clothes\"", "q1": [ { "name": "table", "user": "dane", "e": "raised", "r": "flat", "o": "top", "s": "surface", "quadranym_id": 30 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "E", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 332 }, { "body": "And the Lord God said unto Moses ― and correctly, I believe ... ― Field Marshal Montgomery, opening a chapel service", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 331 }, { "body": "And there's hamburger all over the highway in Mystic, Connecticut.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 333 }, { "body": "And they told us, what they wanted... Was a sound that could kill some-one, from a distance. ― Kate Bush", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 334 }, { "body": "And this is a table ma'am. What in essence it consists of is a horizontal rectilinear plane surface maintained by four vertical columnar supports, which we call legs. The tables in this laboratory, ma'am, are as advanced in design as one will find anywhere in the world. ― Michael Frayn, \"The Tin Men\"", "qode": "And this is a q1n_NN ma'am. What in essence it consists of is a horizontal rectilinear plane q1s_NN maintained by four vertical columnar supports, which we call legs. The q1n^NNS in this laboratory, ma'am, are as advanced in design as one will find anywhere in the world. ― Michael Frayn,\" The Tin Men\"", "q1": [], "q2": [ { "name": "table", "user": "dane", "e": "raised", "r": "flat", "o": "top", "s": "surface", "quadranym_id": 30 } ], "subs": "NSN", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 335 }, { "body": "And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight...Then he [the Lord!] said unto me, Lo, I have given thee cow's dung for man's dung, and thou shalt prepare thy bread therewith. [Ezek. 4:12-15 (KJV)]", "qode": "And thou shalt q1r_VBP it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight ... Then he[ the Lord!] said unto me, Lo, I have given thee cow 's dung for man 's dung, and thou shalt prepare thy bread therewith.[ Ezek. 4:12- 15( KJV)]", "q1": [ { "name": "egg_food", "user": "dane", "e": "cuisine", "r": "eat", "o": "sustenance", "s": "taste", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 121 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "R", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 336 }, { "body": "An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible. ― Alfred A. Knopf", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 316 }, { "body": "An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible.", "qode": "An effective way to deal with predators is to q1s_VB terrible.", "q1": [ { "name": "egg_food", "user": "dane", "e": "cuisine", "r": "eat", "o": "sustenance", "s": "taste", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 121 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "S", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 317 }, { "body": "An elephant is a mouse with an operating system.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 318 }, { "body": "An empty stomach is not a good political adviser. ― Albert Einstein", "qode": "An q1r_JJ stomach is not a good political adviser. ― Albert Einstein", "q1": [ { "name": "container", "user": "scotty", "src": "dane", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Container", "e": "full", "r": "empty", "o": "content", "s": "hold", "realm": "Spatial", "quadranym_id": 5 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "R", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 2838 }, { "body": "An Englishman never enjoys himself, except for a noble purpose. ― A. P. Herbert", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 315 }, { "body": "Angels are very good at math. That's why they call them arc-angels. ― Steven Novella (The Skeptics Guide to the Universe)", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 2896 }, { "body": "Angels we have heard on High/Tell us to go out and Buy. ― Tom Lehrer", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 2713 }, { "body": "Anger is a prelude to courage. ― Eric Hoffer", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 337 }, { "body": "Angular momentum makes the world go round.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 338 }, { "body": "An idea is not responsible for the people who believe in it.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 319 }, { "body": "An idle mind is worth two in the bush.", "qode": "An idle q1s_NN is worth two in the bush.", "q1": [ { "name": "soulmate", "user": "kemp", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soulmate", "e": "love", "r": "lust", "o": "body", "s": "mind", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 74 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "S", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 320 }, { "body": "An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third, a quarter of a beer. The bartender says \"You're all idiots\", and pours two beers.", "qode": "An q1e_JJ number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third, a quarter of a beer. The bartender says\" You 're all idiots\", and pours two beers.", "q1": [ { "name": "space", "user": "dane", "src": "Dane", "area": "AI", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space", "e": "infinite", "r": "finite", "o": "between", "s": "void", "realm": "Spatial", "quadranym_id": 28 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "E", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 110 }, { "body": "An intellectual is someone whose mind watches itself. ― Albert Camus", "qode": "An intellectual is someone whose q1s_NN watches itself. ― Albert Camus", "q1": [ { "name": "soulmate", "user": "kemp", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soulmate", "e": "love", "r": "lust", "o": "body", "s": "mind", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 74 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "S", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 321 }, { "body": "A Nixon [is preferable to] a Dean Rusk ― who will be passionately wrong with a high sense of consistency. ― J. K. Galbraith", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 141 }, { "body": "Ankh if you love Isis.", "qode": "Ankh if you q1e_VBP Isis.", "q1": [ { "name": "soulmate", "user": "kemp", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soulmate", "e": "love", "r": "lust", "o": "body", "s": "mind", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 74 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "E", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 339 }, { "body": "An NT server can be run by an idiot, and usually is. - Tom Holub <doosh@best.com> (Posted to comp.infosystems.www.servers.unix on 03 Sep 1997)", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 322 } ] }