Fortune List
API endpoint: Fortune
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{ "count": 2900, "next": "https://nymology.org/api/fortune/?format=api&page=21", "previous": "https://nymology.org/api/fortune/?format=api&page=19", "results": [ { "body": "Put your trust in those who are worthy.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1761 }, { "body": "Q: How do you play religious roulette? A: You stand around in a circle and blaspheme and see who gets struck by lightning first.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1765 }, { "body": "Q. How long does it take a DEC field service engineer to change a lightbulb? A. It depends on how many bad ones he brought with him.", "qode": "Q. How long does it take a DEC field service engineer to q1o_VB a lightbulb? A. It depends on how many bad ones he brought with him.", "q1": [ { "name": "creator", "user": "dane", "e": "cause", "r": "effect", "o": "change", "s": "produce", "quadranym_id": 6 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "O", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 978 }, { "body": "Q. How many Bavarian Illuminati does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Three: one to screw it in, and one to confuse the issue.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 979 }, { "body": "Q: How many DEC repairman does it take to fix a flat ? A: Five; four to hold the car up and one to swap tires.", "qode": "Q: How many DEC repairman does it take to fix a q1r_JJ? A: Five; four to q2s_VB the car up and one to swap tires.", "q1": [ { "name": "container", "user": "scotty", "src": "dane", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Container", "e": "full", "r": "empty", "o": "content", "s": "hold", "realm": "Spatial", "quadranym_id": 5 }, { "name": "table", "user": "dane", "e": "raised", "r": "flat", "o": "top", "s": "surface", "quadranym_id": 30 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "RS", "depth": 2, "fortune_id": 1766 }, { "body": "Q: How many existentialists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw it in and one to observe how the lightbulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.", "qode": "Q: How many existentialists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw it in and one to observe how the lightbulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of q1s_JJ reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.", "q1": [ { "name": "0) prime quadranym", "user": "dane", "src": "Scalise/Vercoe", "area": "Nymology", "wiki": "http://buildintuit.com", "e": "expansion", "r": "reduction", "o": "objective", "s": "subjective", "pos": "NN", "epos": "NN", "rpos": "NN", "opos": "NN", "spos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 37 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "S", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 1772 }, { "body": "Q. How many hardware guys does it take to change a light bulb? A. \"Well the diagnostics say it's fine buddy, so it's a software problem.\"", "qode": "Q. How many hardware guys does it take to q2o_VB a q1n_JJ bulb? A.\" Well the diagnostics say it 's fine buddy, so it 's a software problem.\"", "q1": [ { "name": "creator", "user": "dane", "e": "cause", "r": "effect", "o": "change", "s": "produce", "quadranym_id": 6 }, { "name": "light", "user": "Greggo", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Light", "e": "growth", "r": "decline", "o": "vision", "s": "vision", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 79 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "ON", "depth": 2, "fortune_id": 984 }, { "body": "Q: How many IBM CPUs does it take to do a logical right shift? A: 33. 1 to hold the bits and 32 to push the register.", "qode": "Q: How many IBM CPUs does it take to do a logical right shift? A: 33. 1 to q2s_VB the bits and 32 to q1e_VB the register.", "q1": [ { "name": "container", "user": "scotty", "src": "dane", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Container", "e": "full", "r": "empty", "o": "content", "s": "hold", "realm": "Spatial", "quadranym_id": 5 }, { "name": "motor performance", "user": "scotty", "src": "Chen/Bargh", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Motor_skill", "e": "push", "r": "pull", "o": "negative", "s": "positive", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 112 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "SE", "depth": 2, "fortune_id": 1768 }, { "body": "Q: How many IBM CPUs does it take to execute a job? A: Four; three to hold it down, and one to rip its head off.", "qode": "Q: How many IBM CPUs does it take to execute a job? A: Four; three to q1s_VB it down, and one to rip its head off.", "q1": [ { "name": "container", "user": "scotty", "src": "dane", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Container", "e": "full", "r": "empty", "o": "content", "s": "hold", "realm": "Spatial", "quadranym_id": 5 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "S", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 1767 }, { "body": "Q: How many IBM types does it take to change a light bulb? A: 100. Ten to do it, and 90 to write document number GC7500439-0001, Multitasking Incandescent Source System Facility, of which 10% of the pages state only \"This page intentionally left blank\", and 20% of the definitions are of the form \"A ...... consists of sequences of non-blank characters separated by blanks\".", "qode": "Q: How many IBM types does it take to q2o_VB a q1n_JJ bulb? A: 100. Ten to do it, and 90 to write document number GC7500439- 0001, Multitasking Incandescent Source System Facility, of which 10% of the pages state only\" This page intentionally left blank\", and 20% of the definitions are of the form\" A ...... consists of sequences of non- blank characters separated by blanks\".", "q1": [ { "name": "creator", "user": "dane", "e": "cause", "r": "effect", "o": "change", "s": "produce", "quadranym_id": 6 }, { "name": "light", "user": "Greggo", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Light", "e": "growth", "r": "decline", "o": "vision", "s": "vision", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 79 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "ON", "depth": 2, "fortune_id": 1769 }, { "body": "Q: How many journalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Three. One to report it as an inspired government program to bring light to the people, one to report it as a diabolical government plot to deprive the poor of darkness, and one to win a Pulitzer Prize for reporting that Electric Company hired a lightbulb-assassin to break the bulb in the first place.", "qode": "Q: How many journalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Three. One to report it as an inspired government program to bring q1n_NN to the people, one to report it as a diabolical government plot to deprive the poor of q2r_NN, and one to win a Pulitzer Prize for reporting that Electric Company hired a lightbulb- assassin to break the bulb in the first place.", "q1": [ { "name": "light", "user": "Greggo", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Light", "e": "growth", "r": "decline", "o": "vision", "s": "vision", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 79 }, { "name": "Dickensian times", "user": "scotty", "src": "Charles Dickens", "area": "Literature", "wiki": "http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/A_Tale_of_Two_Cities", "e": "light", "r": "darkness", "o": "belief", "s": "incredulity", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 130 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "NR", "depth": 2, "fortune_id": 1773 }, { "body": "Q: How many Martians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One and a half.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1770 }, { "body": "Q. How many NASA managers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. \"That's a known problem... don't worry about it.\"", "qode": "Q. How many NASA managers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A.\" That 's a q1o_VBN problem ... do n't worry about it.\"", "q1": [ { "name": "learner", "user": "dane", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Learning", "e": "discovery", "r": "recovery", "o": "known", "s": "knower", "quadranym_id": 14 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "O", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 980 }, { "body": "Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Three. One to screw in the lightbulb and two to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.", "qode": "Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a q1n_JJ bulb? A: Three. One to screw in the lightbulb and two to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.", "q1": [ { "name": "light", "user": "Greggo", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Light", "e": "growth", "r": "decline", "o": "vision", "s": "vision", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 79 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "N", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 1771 }, { "body": "Q. How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? A. None. It's a hardware problem.", "qode": "Q. How many programmers does it take to q2o_VB a q1n_JJ bulb? A. None. It 's a hardware problem.", "q1": [ { "name": "creator", "user": "dane", "e": "cause", "r": "effect", "o": "change", "s": "produce", "quadranym_id": 6 }, { "name": "light", "user": "Greggo", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Light", "e": "growth", "r": "decline", "o": "vision", "s": "vision", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 79 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "ON", "depth": 2, "fortune_id": 985 }, { "body": "Q: How many Pro-Lifers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two. One to screw it in and one to say that light started when the screwing began.", "qode": "Q: How many Pro- Lifers does it take to q2o_VB a q1n_JJ bulb? A: Two. One to screw it in and one to say that q1n_NN started when the screwing began.", "q1": [ { "name": "creator", "user": "dane", "e": "cause", "r": "effect", "o": "change", "s": "produce", "quadranym_id": 6 } ], "q2": [ { "name": "light", "user": "Greggo", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Light", "e": "growth", "r": "decline", "o": "vision", "s": "vision", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 79 } ], "subs": "ONN", "depth": 2, "fortune_id": 1774 }, { "body": "Q. How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? A. Only one, but it takes a really long time and the light bulb has to want to change.", "qode": "Q. How many psychiatrists does it take to q2o_VB a q1n_JJ bulb? A. Only one, but it takes a really long q3n_NN and the q1n_JJ bulb has to want to q2o_VB.", "q1": [ { "name": "time", "user": "dane", "src": "Build Intuit", "area": "Nymology", "wiki": "https://buildintuit.com/", "e": "future", "r": "past", "o": "event", "s": "present", "realm": "Temporal", "quadranym_id": 31 }, { "name": "creator", "user": "dane", "e": "cause", "r": "effect", "o": "change", "s": "produce", "quadranym_id": 6 } ], "q2": [ { "name": "light", "user": "Greggo", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Light", "e": "growth", "r": "decline", "o": "vision", "s": "vision", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 79 } ], "subs": "ONNNO", "depth": 3, "fortune_id": 1777 }, { "body": "Q. How many QA engineers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Three: one to screw it in and two to say \"I told you so\" when it doesn't work.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 981 }, { "body": "Q: How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. The darkness will cause the light bulb to change by itself.", "qode": "Q: How many supply- siders does it take to q2o_VB a q1n_JJ bulb? A: None. The q3r_NN will q2e_VB the q1n_JJ bulb to q2o_VB by itself.", "q1": [], "q2": [ { "name": "creator", "user": "dane", "e": "cause", "r": "effect", "o": "change", "s": "produce", "quadranym_id": 6 }, { "name": "light", "user": "Greggo", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Light", "e": "growth", "r": "decline", "o": "vision", "s": "vision", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 79 }, { "name": "Dickensian times", "user": "scotty", "src": "Charles Dickens", "area": "Literature", "wiki": "http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/A_Tale_of_Two_Cities", "e": "light", "r": "darkness", "o": "belief", "s": "incredulity", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 130 } ], "subs": "ONRENO", "depth": 3, "fortune_id": 1775 }, { "body": "Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two. One to hold the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly-colored power tools.", "qode": "Q: How many surrealists does it take to q3o_VB a q1n_JJ bulb? A: Two. One to q2s_VB the giraffe and the q4o_JJ to fill the bathtub with brightly- colored power tools.", "q1": [ { "name": "container", "user": "scotty", "src": "dane", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Container", "e": "full", "r": "empty", "o": "content", "s": "hold", "realm": "Spatial", "quadranym_id": 5 }, { "name": "creator", "user": "dane", "e": "cause", "r": "effect", "o": "change", "s": "produce", "quadranym_id": 6 }, { "name": "light", "user": "Greggo", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Light", "e": "growth", "r": "decline", "o": "vision", "s": "vision", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 79 }, { "name": "partner", "user": "dane", "e": "mutual", "r": "accountability", "o": "other", "s": "individual", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 128 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "ONSO", "depth": 4, "fortune_id": 1776 }, { "body": "Q. How many Vietnam vets does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. You don't know, man. You don't KNOW. Cause you weren't THERE. ― http://bash.org/?255991", "qode": "Q. How many Vietnam vets does it take to screw in a q1n_JJ bulb? A. You do n't know, man. You do n't KNOW. Cause you were n't THERE. ― http://bash.org/?255991", "q1": [ { "name": "light", "user": "Greggo", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Light", "e": "growth", "r": "decline", "o": "vision", "s": "vision", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 79 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "N", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 986 }, { "body": "Q. How many WASPs does it take to change a light bulb? A. Two. One to change the bulb and one to mix the drinks.", "qode": "Q. How many WASPs does it take to q1o_VB a q2n_JJ bulb? A. Two. One to q1o_VB the bulb and one to mix the drinks.", "q1": [ { "name": "light", "user": "Greggo", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Light", "e": "growth", "r": "decline", "o": "vision", "s": "vision", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 79 } ], "q2": [ { "name": "creator", "user": "dane", "e": "cause", "r": "effect", "o": "change", "s": "produce", "quadranym_id": 6 } ], "subs": "ONO", "depth": 2, "fortune_id": 982 }, { "body": "Q. How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. None. The Universe spins the bulb, and the Zen master stays out of the way.", "qode": "Q. How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a q1n_JJ bulb? A. None. The Universe spins the bulb, and the Zen master stays out of the way.", "q1": [ { "name": "light", "user": "Greggo", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Light", "e": "growth", "r": "decline", "o": "vision", "s": "vision", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 79 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "N", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 983 }, { "body": "Q. How was Thomas J. Watson buried? A. 9 edge down.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 987 }, { "body": "Quantity is no substitute for quality, but it's the only one we've got.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1781 }, { "body": "Quotations are for people who are not saying things worth quoting.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1783 }, { "body": "Quoth the Raven, \"Never mind.\"", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1782 }, { "body": "Quoting one is plagiarism. Quoting many is research.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1784 }, { "body": "Q: What do you do with an elephant with three balls? A: Walk him and pitch to the rhino.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1778 }, { "body": "Q. What's all wrinkled and hangs out your underwear? A. Your mom!", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1763 }, { "body": "Q: Why did the tachyontac cross the road? A: Because it was on the other side.", "qode": "Q: Why did the tachyontac cross the road? A: Because it was on the q1o_JJ side.", "q1": [ { "name": "partner", "user": "dane", "e": "mutual", "r": "accountability", "o": "other", "s": "individual", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 128 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "O", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 1779 }, { "body": "Q: Why do mountain climbers rope themselves together? A: To prevent the sensible ones from going home.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1780 }, { "body": "Q.: \"Why do trans-atlantic transfers take so long?\" A.: \"Electrons don't swim very fast.\"", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1764 }, { "body": "Racism towards Muslims is as evil as anti-Semitism, but try to express this simple truth on a partisan Palestinian or Israeli website. ― Chris Hedges, Death of the Liberal Class", "qode": "Racism towards Muslims is as evil as anti- Semitism, but try to express this simple q1n_NN on a partisan Palestinian or Israeli website. ― Chris Hedges, Death of the Liberal Class", "q1": [ { "name": "truth", "user": "dane", "src": "Whitehead", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Truth", "e": "adventure", "r": "art", "o": "beauty", "s": "peace", "quadranym_id": 33 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "N", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 2801 }, { "body": "Rage, rage, against the dying of the light! ― Dylan Thomas", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1788 }, { "body": "Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning? ― George W. Bush; Florence, South Carolina; January 11, 2000", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1789 }, { "body": "Rational people don't go stomping around demanding that the world be perfect for them. ― Matthew N. Dodd <winter @ jurai.net>, in comments posted to the freebsd-java mailing list, 6 Feb 2000", "qode": "Rational people do n't go stomping around demanding that the world be q1e_JJ for them. ― Matthew N. Dodd< winter@ jurai.net>, in comments posted to the freebsd- java mailing list, 6 Feb 2000", "q1": [ { "name": "life", "user": "scotty", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Life", "e": "perfect", "r": "balance", "o": "work", "s": "relax", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 75 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "E", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 1785 }, { "body": "Ray's Rule of Precision: Measure with a micrometer. Mark with chalk. Cut with an axe.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1790 }, { "body": "Reading is thinking with someone else's head instead of one's own.", "qode": "Reading is q1r_VBG with someone else 's head instead of one 's own.", "q1": [ { "name": "personality", "user": "dane", "src": "Carl Jung", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Personality", "likes": 1, "voters": [ "scotty" ], "e": "feeling", "r": "thinking", "o": "sensual", "s": "intuitive", "quadranym_id": 21 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "R", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 1792 }, { "body": "READ UNHAPPY - MAKNAM ― LISP 1.5", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1786 }, { "body": "Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance. ― Confucius", "qode": "Real q1o_NN is to know the q1e_NN of one 's ignorance. ― Confucius", "q1": [], "q2": [ { "name": "epistemology", "user": "scotty", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epistemology", "e": "extent", "r": "validity", "o": "knowledge", "s": "presuppositions", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 96 } ], "subs": "OE", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 2691 }, { "body": "Really, the comforting side in most conspiracy theory arguments is the one claiming that anyone who's in power has any plan at all. ― xkcd #1081 (mouseover text)", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 2803 }, { "body": "Real Programmers don't play tennis, or any other sport that requires you to change clothes. Mountain climbing is OK, and real programmers wear their climbing boots to work in case a mountain should suddenly spring up in the middle of the machine room.", "qode": "Real Programmers do n't play tennis, or any q3o_JJ sport that requires you to q2o_VB clothes. Mountain climbing is OK, and real programmers wear their climbing boots to q1o_VB in case a mountain should suddenly spring up in the middle of the machine room.", "q1": [ { "name": "creator", "user": "dane", "e": "cause", "r": "effect", "o": "change", "s": "produce", "quadranym_id": 6 }, { "name": "life", "user": "scotty", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Life", "e": "perfect", "r": "balance", "o": "work", "s": "relax", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 75 }, { "name": "partner", "user": "dane", "e": "mutual", "r": "accountability", "o": "other", "s": "individual", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 128 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "OOO", "depth": 3, "fortune_id": 1793 }, { "body": "Real Programmers think better when playing Adventure or Rogue.", "qode": "Real Programmers q1r_VBP better when playing Adventure or Rogue.", "q1": [ { "name": "simplicity", "user": "dane", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simplicity", "e": "live", "r": "think", "o": "details", "s": "generalities", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 108 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "R", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 1794 }, { "body": "Real Programs don't use shared text. Otherwise, how can they use functions for scratch space after they are finished calling them?", "qode": "Real Programs do n't use shared text. Otherwise, how can they use functions for scratch q1n_NN after they are finished calling them?", "q1": [ { "name": "space", "user": "dane", "src": "Dane", "area": "AI", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space", "e": "infinite", "r": "finite", "o": "between", "s": "void", "realm": "Spatial", "quadranym_id": 28 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "N", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 1795 }, { "body": "Real Time, adj.: Here and now, as opposed to fake time, which only occurs there and then.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1796 }, { "body": "Real wealth can only increase. ― R. Buckminster Fuller", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1797 }, { "body": "Receive wealth or prosperity without arrogance; and be ready to let it go. ― Marcus Aurelius, \"The Meditations\", Book VIII", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 2624 }, { "body": "Receiving a million dollars tax free will make you feel better than being flat broke and having a stomach ache. ― Dolph Sharp, \"I'm O.K., You're Not So Hot\"", "qode": "Receiving a million dollars q1r_NN free will make you feel better than q3s_VBG q2r_JJ broke and having a stomach ache. ― Dolph Sharp,\" I' m O.K., You 're Not So Hot\"", "q1": [ { "name": "economic control", "user": "scotty", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Macroeconomic_regulation_and_control", "e": "regulate", "r": "tax", "o": "stability", "s": "ownership", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 89 }, { "name": "table", "user": "dane", "e": "raised", "r": "flat", "o": "top", "s": "surface", "quadranym_id": 30 }, { "name": "experience", "user": "dane", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Experience", "e": "occurring", "r": "reoccurring", "o": "presence", "s": "being", "realm": "Spatial", "quadranym_id": 13 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "RSR", "depth": 3, "fortune_id": 1798 }, { "body": "Recent investments will yield a slight profit.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1799 }, { "body": "Regardless of the legal speed limit, your Buick must be operated at speeds faster than 85 MPH (140k/h). ― presumable misprint from the 1987 Buick Grand National owner's manual.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1800 }, { "body": "Re: graphics: A picture is worth 10K words ― but only those to describe the picture. Hardly any sets of 10K words can be adequately described with pictures.", "qode": "Re: graphics: A picture is worth 10 K q1r_NNS ― but only those to describe the picture. Hardly any sets of 10 K q1r_NNS can be adequately described with pictures.", "q1": [], "q2": [ { "name": "grounding", "user": "scotty", "src": "Deb Roy", "e": "sensing", "r": "words", "o": "speech", "s": "motor action", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 54 } ], "subs": "RR", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 1791 }, { "body": "Reliable software must kill people reliably. ― Andy Mickel", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1801 }, { "body": "Religions revolve madly around sexual questions.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1802 }, { "body": "Religious bondage shackles and debilitates the mind and unfits it for every noble enterprise. ― James Madison, in a letter to William Bradford, April 1, 1774", "qode": "Religious bondage shackles and debilitates the q1s_NN and unfits it for every noble enterprise. ― James Madison, in a letter to William Bradford, April 1, 1774", "q1": [ { "name": "soulmate", "user": "kemp", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soulmate", "e": "love", "r": "lust", "o": "body", "s": "mind", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 74 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "S", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 1803 }, { "body": "Remember, Information is not knowledge; Knowledge is not Wisdom; Wisdom is not truth; Truth is not beauty; Beauty is not love; Love is not music; Music is the best. ― Frank Zappa", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 2671 }, { "body": "Remember that whatever misfortune may be your lot, it could only be worse in Cleveland.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1804 }, { "body": "Remember, there's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over. ― Frank Zappa", "qode": "Remember, there 's a big difference q1o_IN kneeling down and bending over. ― Frank Zappa", "q1": [ { "name": "space", "user": "dane", "src": "Dane", "area": "AI", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space", "e": "infinite", "r": "finite", "o": "between", "s": "void", "realm": "Spatial", "quadranym_id": 28 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "O", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 2672 }, { "body": "Remember: You cannot drain the ocean with a teaspoon. ― Ignas Bernstein", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1805 }, { "body": "Removing the error messages \"now that the program is working\" is like wearing a parachute on the ground, but taking it off once you're in the air. ― Kernighan & Plauger [Software Tools]", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1806 }, { "body": "Render unto Caesar if line 54 is larger than line 62.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1807 }, { "body": "Replace repetitive expressions by calls to a common function.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1808 }, { "body": "Reporter, n.: A writer who guesses his way to the truth and dispels it with a tempest of words. ― Ambrose Bierce, \"The Devil's Dictionary\"", "qode": "Reporter, n.: A writer who guesses his way to the q1n_NN and dispels it with a tempest of words. ― Ambrose Bierce,\" The Devil 's Dictionary\"", "q1": [ { "name": "truth", "user": "dane", "src": "Whitehead", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Truth", "e": "adventure", "r": "art", "o": "beauty", "s": "peace", "quadranym_id": 33 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "N", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 1809 }, { "body": "Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing. ― Wernher von Braun", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1810 }, { "body": "Resisting temptation is easier when you think you'll probably get another chance later on.", "qode": "Resisting q1n_NN is easier when you q2r_VBP you 'll probably get another chance later on.", "q1": [ { "name": "temptation", "user": "scotty", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Temptation", "e": "lead", "r": "trespass", "o": "pleasure", "s": "consequence", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 72 }, { "name": "simplicity", "user": "dane", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simplicity", "e": "live", "r": "think", "o": "details", "s": "generalities", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 108 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "NR", "depth": 2, "fortune_id": 1811 }, { "body": "Revolution is the opiate of the intellectuals. ― \"Oh, Lucky Man\"", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1812 }, { "body": "Ride the tributaries to reach the sea. ― Arab Proverb", "qode": "Ride the tributaries to q1e_VB the sea. ― Arab Proverb", "q1": [ { "name": "open", "user": "scotty", "e": "reach", "r": "pull", "o": "opened", "s": "pull action", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 61 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "E", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 1813 }, { "body": "Rocky's Lemma of Innovation Prevention Unless the results are known in advance, funding agencies will reject the proposal.", "qode": "Rocky 's Lemma of Innovation Prevention Unless the results are q1o_VBN in advance, funding agencies will reject the proposal.", "q1": [ { "name": "learner", "user": "dane", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Learning", "e": "discovery", "r": "recovery", "o": "known", "s": "knower", "quadranym_id": 14 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "O", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 1814 }, { "body": "Romeo: Courage, man; the hurt cannot be much. Mercutio: No, 'tis not so deep as a well, nor so wide as a church.", "qode": "Romeo: Courage, man; the q1e_NN can not be much. Mercutio: No,' tis not so deep as a well, nor so wide as a church.", "q1": [ { "name": "hell", "user": "scotty", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell", "e": "hurt", "r": "damn", "o": "fallen", "s": "eternal", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 42 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "E", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 1787 }, { "body": "Rotten wood cannot be carved. ― Confucius (Analects, Book 5, Chapter 9)", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 2692 }, { "body": "Rudin's Law: In a crisis that forces a choice to be made between alternative courses of action, most people will choose the worse one possible.", "qode": "Rudin 's Law: In a crisis that forces a choice to be made q1o_IN alternative courses of action, most people will choose the worse one possible.", "q1": [ { "name": "space", "user": "dane", "src": "Dane", "area": "AI", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space", "e": "infinite", "r": "finite", "o": "between", "s": "void", "realm": "Spatial", "quadranym_id": 28 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "O", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 1815 }, { "body": "Rule of Feline Frustration: When your cat has fallen asleep on your lap and looks utterly content and adorable, you will suddenly have to go to the bathroom.", "qode": "Rule of Feline Frustration: When your cat has q1o_VBN asleep on your lap and looks utterly q2o_JJ and adorable, you will suddenly have to go to the bathroom.", "q1": [ { "name": "container", "user": "scotty", "src": "dane", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Container", "e": "full", "r": "empty", "o": "content", "s": "hold", "realm": "Spatial", "quadranym_id": 5 }, { "name": "hell", "user": "scotty", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell", "e": "hurt", "r": "damn", "o": "fallen", "s": "eternal", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 42 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "OO", "depth": 2, "fortune_id": 1816 }, { "body": "Rule of the Great: When people you greatly admire appear to be thinking deep thoughts, they probably are thinking about lunch.", "qode": "Rule of the Great: When people you greatly admire appear to be q1r_VBG deep thoughts, they probably are q1r_VBG about lunch.", "q1": [], "q2": [ { "name": "personality", "user": "dane", "src": "Carl Jung", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Personality", "likes": 1, "voters": [ "scotty" ], "e": "feeling", "r": "thinking", "o": "sensual", "s": "intuitive", "quadranym_id": 21 } ], "subs": "RR", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 1817 }, { "body": "Rules for driving in New York: 1) Anything done while honking your horn is legal. 2) You may park anywhere if you turn your four-way flashers on. 3) A red light means the next six cars may go through the intersection.", "qode": "Rules for driving in New York: 1) Anything done while honking your horn is legal. 2) You may park anywhere if you turn your four- way flashers on. 3) A red q1n_NN means the next six cars may go through the intersection.", "q1": [ { "name": "light", "user": "Greggo", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Light", "e": "growth", "r": "decline", "o": "vision", "s": "vision", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 79 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "N", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 1818 }, { "body": "Saints should always be judged guilty until they are proven innocent. ― George Orwell", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1820 }, { "body": "Salad is what food eats.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1821 }, { "body": "Salad is what food eats. ― Bill Cheswick", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 2712 }, { "body": "Satire does not look pretty upon a tombstone.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1822 }, { "body": "Sattinger's Law: It works better if you plug it in.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1823 }, { "body": "Saying that Java is nice because it works on all OSes is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on all genders. ― Alanna", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1824 }, { "body": "Say what you will about the Ten Commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them. ― H. L. Mencken", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 2584 }, { "body": "SCCS, the source motel! Programs check in and never check out! ― Ken Thompson", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1819 }, { "body": "Schapiro's Explanation: The grass is always greener on the other side ― but that's because they use more manure.", "qode": "Schapiro 's Explanation: The grass is always greener on the q1o_JJ side ― but that 's because they use more manure.", "q1": [ { "name": "partner", "user": "dane", "e": "mutual", "r": "accountability", "o": "other", "s": "individual", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 128 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "O", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 1825 }, { "body": "Science has proof without any certainty. Creationists have certainty without any proof. ― Ashley Montague", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1826 }, { "body": "Science is what happens when preconception meets verification.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1827 }, { "body": "Scott's First Law: No matter what goes wrong, it will probably look right.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1828 }, { "body": "Scott's Second Law: When an error has been detected and corrected, it will be found to have been wrong in the first place. Corollary: After the correction has been found in error, it will be impossible to fit the original quantity back into the equation.", "qode": "Scott 's Second Law: When an error has been detected and corrected, it will be found to have been wrong in the first place. Corollary: After the correction has been found in error, it will be impossible to fit the original q1o_NN back into the equation.", "q1": [ { "name": "resources", "user": "dane", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Resource", "e": "active", "r": "passive", "o": "quantity", "s": "quality", "quadranym_id": 25 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "O", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 1829 }, { "body": "See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda. ― George W. Bush; Greece, New York; May 24, 2005", "qode": "See, in my line of q1o_NN you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the q2n_NN to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda. ― George W. Bush; Greece, New York; May 24, 2005", "q1": [ { "name": "life", "user": "scotty", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Life", "e": "perfect", "r": "balance", "o": "work", "s": "relax", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 75 }, { "name": "truth", "user": "dane", "src": "Whitehead", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Truth", "e": "adventure", "r": "art", "o": "beauty", "s": "peace", "quadranym_id": 33 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "ON", "depth": 2, "fortune_id": 1830 }, { "body": "Seminars, n.: From \"semi\" and \"arse\", hence, any half-assed discussion.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1831 }, { "body": "Semper ubi sub ubi.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1832 }, { "body": "Sendmail(8) proved that if you polish a turd long enough, you may eventually end up with a shiny coprolite. ― Bill Cheswick", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 2711 }, { "body": "Serocki's Stricture: Marriage is always a bachelor's last option.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1833 }, { "body": "Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated. ― M. C. Reed.", "qode": "Sex is the mathematics q1e_NN sublimated. ― M. C. Reed.", "q1": [ { "name": "motive", "user": "dane", "e": "urge", "r": "resolve", "o": "order", "s": "chaos", "quadranym_id": 16 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "E", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 1834 }, { "body": "Sex is the poor man's opera. ― G. B. Shaw", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1835 }, { "body": "Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best. ― Woody Allen", "qode": "Sex without q2e_NN is an q1r_JJ experience, but, as q1r_JJ experiences go, it 's one of the best. ― Woody Allen", "q1": [ { "name": "soulmate", "user": "kemp", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soulmate", "e": "love", "r": "lust", "o": "body", "s": "mind", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 74 } ], "q2": [ { "name": "container", "user": "scotty", "src": "dane", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Container", "e": "full", "r": "empty", "o": "content", "s": "hold", "realm": "Spatial", "quadranym_id": 5 } ], "subs": "ERR", "depth": 2, "fortune_id": 1836 }, { "body": "Shake hands with your mother again. ― from an old hymn", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1837 }, { "body": "Shaw's Principle: Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will want to use it.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1838 }, { "body": "She hates testicles, thus limiting the men she can admire to Democratic candidates for president. ― John Greenway, \"The American Tradition\", on feminist Elizabeth Gould Davis", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1839 }, { "body": "\"She is descended from a long line that her mother listened to.\" ― Gypsy Rose Lee", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 60 }, { "body": "She missed an invaluable opportunity to give him a look that you could have poured on a waffle ...", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1840 } ] }