Fortune List
API endpoint: Fortune
GET /api/fortune/?format=api&page=24
https://nymology.org/api/fortune/?format=api&page=25", "previous": "https://nymology.org/api/fortune/?format=api&page=23", "results": [ { "body": "The purpose of most meetings seems to be to get as much human meat as possible into one room. ― James Iry, via Twitter", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 2085 }, { "body": "The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong ― but that's the way to bet. ― Damon Runyon", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 2086 }, { "body": "The rain it raineth on the just And also on the unjust fella, But chiefly on the just, because The unjust steals the just's umbrella.", "qode": "The q1s_NN it raineth on the just And also on the unjust fella, But chiefly on the just, because The unjust steals the just 's umbrella.", "q1": [ { "name": "precipitation", "user": "dane", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Precipitation", "e": "snow", "r": "sleet", "o": "hail", "s": "rain", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 38 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "S", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 2087 }, { "body": "[The Ramones'] \"I Wanna Be Sedated\" should be played loud, poorly, and in some dingy club where you'd get grounded if your folks found out you were there, not quietly while strolling down the freezer aisle. ― Drew Sudell", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1085 }, { "body": "There ain't no such thing as a free lunch.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 2143 }, { "body": "The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right place but to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment. ― Dorothy Nevill", "qode": "The real q1r_NN of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right place but to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment. ― Dorothy Nevill", "q1": [ { "name": "truth", "user": "dane", "src": "Whitehead", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Truth", "e": "adventure", "r": "art", "o": "beauty", "s": "peace", "quadranym_id": 33 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "R", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 1926 }, { "body": "There are 10 kinds of people. Those who know binary and those who don't.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 2152 }, { "body": "There are 10 types of people who understand binary: The ones who do, and the ones who don't.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 2144 }, { "body": "There are a lot of lies going around.... and half of them are true. ― Winston Churchill", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 2145 }, { "body": "There are basically two types of people. People who accomplish things, and people who claim to have accomplished things. The first group is less crowded. ― Mark Twain", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 2777 }, { "body": "There are four kinds of homicide: felonious, excusable, justifiable, and praiseworthy ... ― Ambrose Bierce, \"The Devil's Dictionary\"", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 2146 }, { "body": "There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. ― George Carlin", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 2655 }, { "body": "There are no bugs, only unrecognized features.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 2147 }, { "body": "There are no giant crabs in here, Frank.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 2148 }, { "body": "There are no saints, only unrecognized villains.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 2149 }, { "body": "There are only two kinds of programming languages: those people always bitch about and those nobody uses. ― Bjarne Stroustrup", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 2150 }, { "body": "There are some micro-organisms that exhibit characteristics of both plants and animals. When exposed to light they undergo photosynthesis; and when the lights go out, they turn into animals. But then again, don't we all?", "qode": "There are some micro- organisms that exhibit characteristics of both plants and animals. When exposed to q1n_NN they undergo photosynthesis; and when the q1n^NNS go out, they turn into animals. But then again, do n't we all?", "q1": [ { "name": "light", "user": "Greggo", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Light", "e": "growth", "r": "decline", "o": "vision", "s": "vision", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 79 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "NN", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 2151 }, { "body": "There are things that are so serious that you can only joke about them. ― Heisenberg", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 2153 }, { "body": "There are three kinds of lies: Lies, Damn Lies, and Statistics. ― Disraeli", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 2154 }, { "body": "\"There are three possibilities: Pioneer's solar panel has turned away from the sun; there's a large meteor blocking transmission; or someone loaded Star Trek 3.2 into our video processor.\"", "qode": "\" There are three possibilities: Pioneer 's solar panel has turned away from the sun; there 's a large meteor q1s_NN transmission; or someone loaded Star Trek 3.2 into our video processor.\"", "q1": [ { "name": "barrier", "user": "scotty", "e": "wall", "r": "door", "o": "section", "s": "blocking", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 63 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "S", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 78 }, { "body": "There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, hire someone, or forbid your kids to do it.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 2155 }, { "body": "There are two kinds of solar-heat systems: \"passive\" systems collect the sunlight that hits your home, and \"active\" systems collect the sunlight that hits your neighbors' homes, too. ― Dave Barry, \"Postpetroleum Guzzler\"", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 2807 }, { "body": "There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old's life: \"The Lord of the Rings\" and \"Atlas Shrugged\". One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs. ― John Rogers (kfmonkey.blogspot.com/2009/03/ephemera-2009-7.html)", "qode": "There are two novels that can q1o_VB a bookish fourteen- year old 's life:\" The Lord of the Rings\" and\" Atlas Shrugged\". One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs. ― John Rogers( kfmonkey.blogspot.com/2009/03/ephemera-2009-7.html)", "q1": [ { "name": "creator", "user": "dane", "e": "cause", "r": "effect", "o": "change", "s": "produce", "quadranym_id": 6 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "O", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 2156 }, { "body": "There are two ways of constructing a software design. One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies and the other is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. ― Charles Anthony Richard Hoare", "qode": "There are two ways of constructing a software design. One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies and the q1o_JJ is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. ― Charles Anthony Richard Hoare", "q1": [ { "name": "partner", "user": "dane", "e": "mutual", "r": "accountability", "o": "other", "s": "individual", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 128 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "O", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 2157 }, { "body": "\"There are two ways of disliking poetry; one way is to dislike it, the other is to read Pope.\" ― Oscar Wilde", "qode": "\" There are two ways of disliking poetry; one way is to dislike it, the q1o_JJ is to read Pope.\" ― Oscar Wilde", "q1": [ { "name": "partner", "user": "dane", "e": "mutual", "r": "accountability", "o": "other", "s": "individual", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 128 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "O", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 79 }, { "body": "There are two ways to be fooled. One is to believe what isn't true. The other is to refuse to accept what is true. ― Søren Kierkegaard", "qode": "There are two ways to be fooled. One is to believe what is n't true. The q1o_JJ is to refuse to accept what is true. ― Søren Kierkegaard", "q1": [ { "name": "partner", "user": "dane", "e": "mutual", "r": "accountability", "o": "other", "s": "individual", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 128 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "O", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 2159 }, { "body": "There are two ways to write error-free programs. Only the third one works.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 2158 }, { "body": "There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 2160 }, { "body": "The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man. ― George Bernard Shaw", "qode": "The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all q1r_NN depends on the unreasonable man. ― George Bernard Shaw", "q1": [ { "name": "utopian control", "user": "scotty", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Utopia", "e": "advance", "r": "progress", "o": "Earths survival", "s": "fraternity", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 103 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "R", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 2091 }, { "body": "The reason computer chips are so small is computers don't eat much.", "qode": "The reason computer chips are so small is computers do n't q1r_VB much.", "q1": [ { "name": "egg_food", "user": "dane", "e": "cuisine", "r": "eat", "o": "sustenance", "s": "taste", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 121 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "R", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 2089 }, { "body": "The reason ESP, for example, is not considered a viable topic in contemporary psychology is simply that its investigation has not proven fruitful...After more than 70 years of study, there still does not exist one example of an ESP phenomenon that is replicable under controlled conditions. This simple but basic scientific criterion has not been met despite dozens of studies conducted over many decades... It is for this reason alone that the topic is now of little interest to psychology... In short, there is no demonstrated phenomenon that needs explanation. ― Keith E. Stanovich, \"How to Think Straight About Psychology\", pp. 160-161", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 2088 }, { "body": "The reason we struggle with insecurity is because we compare our behind-the-scenes with everyone else's highlight reel. ― Steve Furtick", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 2090 }, { "body": "The reason you should go to Las Vegas is because, for only the second time, the second time, ever, they have rebuilt Sodom and Gomorrah. It's back!! And you have the opportunity to see it before it turns to salt. And you wanna get out there before the Christian Right finds out what we're up to and shits all over it. ― Lewis Black", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 2684 }, { "body": "There can be no offense where none is taken. ― Japanese proverb", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 2161 }, { "body": "...there can be no public or private virtue unless the foundation of action is the practice of truth. ― George Jacob Holyoake", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 129 }, { "body": "There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full. ― Henry Kissinger", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 2162 }, { "body": "There has been an alarming increase in the number of things you know nothing about.", "qode": "There has been an alarming q1e_NN in the number of things you know q2r_NN about.", "q1": [ { "name": "rate", "user": "scotty", "e": "increase", "r": "decrease", "o": "variation", "s": "constant", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 81 }, { "name": "Dickensian zeal", "user": "scotty", "src": "Charles Dickens", "area": "Literature", "wiki": "http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/A_Tale_of_Two_Cities", "e": "everything", "r": "nothing", "o": "hope", "s": "despair", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 131 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "ER", "depth": 2, "fortune_id": 2163 }, { "body": "There is a bear following you around.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 2164 }, { "body": "There is a big difference between the Old Testament and the New Testament, and that is, the New Testament God is kind of a great guy (He is!), especially when you compare him to the Old Testament God, who is a prick. ― Lewis Black", "qode": "There is a big difference q1o_IN the Old Testament and the New Testament, and that is, the New Testament God is kind of a great guy( He is!), especially when you compare him to the Old Testament God, who is a prick. ― Lewis Black", "q1": [ { "name": "space", "user": "dane", "src": "Dane", "area": "AI", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space", "e": "infinite", "r": "finite", "o": "between", "s": "void", "realm": "Spatial", "quadranym_id": 28 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "O", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 2683 }, { "body": "There is a crack, a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in. ― Leonard Cohen, Selected Poems, 1956-1968", "qode": "There is a crack, a crack in everything. That 's how the q1n_NN gets in. ― Leonard Cohen, Selected Poems, 1956- 1968", "q1": [ { "name": "light", "user": "Greggo", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Light", "e": "growth", "r": "decline", "o": "vision", "s": "vision", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 79 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "N", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 2876 }, { "body": "There is a decivilizing bug somewhere at work; unconsciously persons of stern worth, by not resenting and resisting the small indignities of the times, are preparing themselves for the eventual acceptance of what they themselves know they don't want. ― attributed to E.B. White", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 2165 }, { "body": "There is a great discovery still to be made in Literature: that of paying literary men by the quantity they do NOT write.", "qode": "There is a great q1e_NN still to be made in Literature: that of paying literary men by the q2o_NN they do NOT write.", "q1": [ { "name": "experience", "user": "scotty", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Experience", "e": "discovery", "r": "recovery", "o": "observation", "s": "awareness", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 82 }, { "name": "resources", "user": "dane", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Resource", "e": "active", "r": "passive", "o": "quantity", "s": "quality", "quadranym_id": 25 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "EO", "depth": 2, "fortune_id": 2166 }, { "body": "There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened. ― Douglas Adams, \"The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy\"", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 2725 }, { "body": "There is a time in the tides of men, Which, taken at its flood, leads on to success. On the other hand, don't count on it. ― T. K. Lawson", "qode": "There is a q1n_NN in the tides of men, Which, taken at its flood, leads on to success. On the q2o_JJ hand, do n't count on it. ― T. K. Lawson", "q1": [ { "name": "time", "user": "dane", "src": "Build Intuit", "area": "Nymology", "wiki": "https://buildintuit.com/", "e": "future", "r": "past", "o": "event", "s": "present", "realm": "Temporal", "quadranym_id": 31 }, { "name": "partner", "user": "dane", "e": "mutual", "r": "accountability", "o": "other", "s": "individual", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 128 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "NO", "depth": 2, "fortune_id": 2171 }, { "body": "There is danger in delaying, good fortune in acting.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 2172 }, { "body": "There is, in fact, no reason to believe that any given natural phenomenon, however marvelous it may seem today, will remain forever inexplicable. Soon or late the laws governing the production of life itself will be discovered in the laboratory, and man may set up business as a creator on his own account. The thing, indeed, is not only conceivable; it is even highly probable. ― H. L. Mencken, 1930", "qode": "There is, in fact, no reason to believe that any given natural phenomenon, however marvelous it may seem today, will remain forever inexplicable. Soon or late the laws governing the production of q1n_NN itself will be discovered in the laboratory, and man may set up business as a creator on his own account. The thing, indeed, is not only conceivable; it is even highly probable. ― H. L. Mencken, 1930", "q1": [ { "name": "life", "user": "scotty", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Life", "e": "perfect", "r": "balance", "o": "work", "s": "relax", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 75 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "N", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 2596 }, { "body": "There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2030, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them. ― Dave Barry", "qode": "There is more money q1s_VBG spent on breast implants and Viagra than on Alzheimer 's research. This means that by 2030, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them. ― Dave Barry", "q1": [ { "name": "experience", "user": "dane", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Experience", "e": "occurring", "r": "reoccurring", "o": "presence", "s": "being", "realm": "Spatial", "quadranym_id": 13 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "S", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 2808 }, { "body": "There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. ― Frank Zappa", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 2678 }, { "body": "There is no choice before us. Either we must Succeed in providing the rational coordination of impulses and guts, or for centuries civilization will sink into a mere welter of minor excitements. We must provide a Great Age or see the collapse of the upward striving of the human race. ― Alfred North Whitehead", "qode": "There is no choice before us. Either we must Succeed in providing the q1r_JJ coordination of impulses and guts, or for centuries civilization will sink into a mere welter of minor excitements. We must provide a Great Age or see the collapse of the upward striving of the human race. ― Alfred North Whitehead", "q1": [ { "name": "cognition", "user": "dane", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cognition", "e": "intuition", "r": "rational", "o": "physical", "s": "psychological", "quadranym_id": 3 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "R", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 2173 }, { "body": "There is no \"Complete Idiot's Guide to Creationism,\" but perhaps one is not needed. ― Andrei Codrescu, on NPR Aug. 25, 1999", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 2167 }, { "body": "There is no excuse for the use of the word \"synergies\" on any project where common sense and straight talking are the norm. ― Paul Robinson <paul @ iconoplex.co.uk>, in a post to the FreeBSD-Hackers mailing list, 17 July, 2003", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 2168 }, { "body": "There is no heavier burden than a great potential.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 2174 }, { "body": "There is no idea so sacred that it cannot be questioned, analyzed... and ridiculed. ― Cal Keegan", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 2175 }, { "body": "There is no material safety data sheet for astatine. If there were, it would just be the word \"NO\" scrawled over and over in charred blood. — Randall Munroe, \"What If?\"", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 2898 }, { "body": "There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards ― only physics and war hold him in check. And also the wife who wants him home by five, of course. ― Encyclopadia Apocrypha, 1990 ed.", "qode": "There is no realizable power that man can not, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards ― only physics and war q1s_VBP him in check. And also the wife who wants him home by five, of course. ― Encyclopadia Apocrypha, 1990 ed.", "q1": [ { "name": "container", "user": "scotty", "src": "dane", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Container", "e": "full", "r": "empty", "o": "content", "s": "hold", "realm": "Spatial", "quadranym_id": 5 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "S", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 2176 }, { "body": "There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist. ― Mark Twain", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 2754 }, { "body": "There is no satisfaction in hanging a man who does not object to it ― G. B. Shaw", "qode": "There is no satisfaction in hanging a man who does not q1o_VB to it ― G. B. Shaw", "q1": [ { "name": "valence", "user": "scotty", "src": "psychology", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valence_electron", "e": "attract", "r": "avert", "o": "object", "s": "feeling", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 111 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "O", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 2177 }, { "body": "There is no statute of limitations on stupidity. ― Randomly produced by a computer program called Markov3.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 2178 }, { "body": "There is no substitute for good manners, except, perhaps, fast reflexes.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 2179 }, { "body": "There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it's going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it. ― Frank Zappa", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 2679 }, { "body": "There is no such thing as not enough time if you are doing what you want to do.", "qode": "There is no such thing as not enough q1n_NN if you are doing what you want to do.", "q1": [ { "name": "time", "user": "dane", "src": "Build Intuit", "area": "Nymology", "wiki": "https://buildintuit.com/", "e": "future", "r": "past", "o": "event", "s": "present", "realm": "Temporal", "quadranym_id": 31 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "N", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 2180 }, { "body": "There is no such thing as pure pleasure; some anxiety always goes with it.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 2181 }, { "body": "There is nothing in this world constant but inconstancy. ― Swift", "qode": "There is q2r_NN in this world q1s_JJ but inconstancy. ― Swift", "q1": [ { "name": "rate", "user": "scotty", "e": "increase", "r": "decrease", "o": "variation", "s": "constant", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 81 }, { "name": "Dickensian zeal", "user": "scotty", "src": "Charles Dickens", "area": "Literature", "wiki": "http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/A_Tale_of_Two_Cities", "e": "everything", "r": "nothing", "o": "hope", "s": "despair", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 131 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "RS", "depth": 2, "fortune_id": 2184 }, { "body": "There is nothing so deadly as not to hold up to people the opportunity to do great and wonderful things, if we wish to stimulate them in an active way. ― Dr. Harold Urey, Nobel Laureate in chemistry", "qode": "There is q3r_NN so deadly as not to q2s_VB up to people the opportunity to do great and wonderful things, if we wish to stimulate them in an q1e_JJ way. ― Dr. Harold Urey, Nobel Laureate in chemistry", "q1": [ { "name": "container", "user": "scotty", "src": "dane", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Container", "e": "full", "r": "empty", "o": "content", "s": "hold", "realm": "Spatial", "quadranym_id": 5 }, { "name": "resources", "user": "dane", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Resource", "e": "active", "r": "passive", "o": "quantity", "s": "quality", "quadranym_id": 25 }, { "name": "Dickensian zeal", "user": "scotty", "src": "Charles Dickens", "area": "Literature", "wiki": "http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/A_Tale_of_Two_Cities", "e": "everything", "r": "nothing", "o": "hope", "s": "despair", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 131 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "RSE", "depth": 3, "fortune_id": 2185 }, { "body": "There is no time like the pleasant.", "qode": "There is no q1n_NN like the pleasant.", "q1": [ { "name": "time", "user": "dane", "src": "Build Intuit", "area": "Nymology", "wiki": "https://buildintuit.com/", "e": "future", "r": "past", "o": "event", "s": "present", "realm": "Temporal", "quadranym_id": 31 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "N", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 2182 }, { "body": "There is no time like the present for postponing what you ought to be doing.", "qode": "There is no q1n_NN like the q1s_NN for postponing what you ought to be doing.", "q1": [], "q2": [ { "name": "time", "user": "dane", "src": "Build Intuit", "area": "Nymology", "wiki": "https://buildintuit.com/", "e": "future", "r": "past", "o": "event", "s": "present", "realm": "Temporal", "quadranym_id": 31 } ], "subs": "NS", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 2183 }, { "body": "There is one safeguard known generally to the wise, which is an advantage and security to all, but especially to democracies as against despots. 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One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact. ― Mark Twain", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 2755 }, { "body": "There is so much sand in Northern Africa that if it were spread out it would completely cover the Sahara Desert.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 2187 }, { "body": "There's a bug somewhere in your code.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 2193 }, { "body": "There's a certain freedom in being so tired that you just can't possibly do another thing. ― Brian M. Clapper", "qode": "There 's a certain q1s_NN in q2s_VBG so tired that you just ca n't possibly do another thing. ― Brian M. 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Too bad it 's not a fence.", "q1": [ { "name": "space", "user": "dane", "src": "Dane", "area": "AI", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space", "e": "infinite", "r": "finite", "o": "between", "s": "void", "realm": "Spatial", "quadranym_id": 28 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "O", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 2194 }, { "body": "There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. ― Steven Wright", "qode": "There 's a fine line q1o_IN fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. ― Steven Wright", "q1": [ { "name": "space", "user": "dane", "src": "Dane", "area": "AI", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space", "e": "infinite", "r": "finite", "o": "between", "s": "void", "realm": "Spatial", "quadranym_id": 28 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "O", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 2862 }, { "body": "There's a hell of a distance between wise-cracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wise-cracking is simply calisthenics with words. ― Dorothy Parker", "qode": "There 's a q1n_NN of a q3n_NN q2o_IN wise- cracking and wit. 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These are the words that WE use, to express frustration, rage, anger―in order that we don't pick up a tire iron and beat the shit out of someone. ― Lewis Black", "qode": "There 's no such thing as bad language. I do n't believe that any more. That 's ridiculous. They call it a\" debasing of the language?\" No! We are adults. These are the q2r_NNS that WE use, to express frustration, rage, anger―in q1r_NN that we do n't pick up a tire iron and beat the shit out of someone. ― Lewis Black", "q1": [ { "name": "grounding", "user": "scotty", "src": "Deb Roy", "e": "sensing", "r": "words", "o": "speech", "s": "motor action", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 54 }, { "name": "physical control", "user": "scotty", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Physical_pest_control", "e": "command", "r": "order", "o": "directive", "s": "communication", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 84 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "RR", "depth": 2, "fortune_id": 2681 }, { "body": "There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice. But they couldn't sell soy juice, so they called it soy milk. Because anytime you say soy juice, you actually... start to gag. ― Lewis Black", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 2686 }, { "body": "There's nothing remarkable about it. All one has to do is hit the right keys at the right time and the instrument plays itself. ― J. S. Bach", "qode": "There 's q2r_NN remarkable about it. All one has to do is hit the right keys at the right q1n_NN and the instrument plays itself. ― J. S. 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The second was responsible for such things as the transistor, the solar cell, lasers, synthetic crystals, high fidelity stereo recording, sound q3s_NN pictures, radio astronomy, q1o_JJ feedback, magnetic tape, magnetic\" bubbles\", electronic switching systems, microwave radio and TV relay systems, information theory, the first electrical digital computer, and the first communications satellite. 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