Fortune List
API endpoint: Fortune
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Corollary: On the way to the corner, any dropped tool will first strike your toes.", "qode": "Anthony 's Law of the Workshop: Any tool when dropped, will roll into the least q1s_JJ corner of the workshop. Corollary: On the way to the corner, any dropped tool will first strike your toes.", "q1": [ { "name": "open", "user": "scotty", "e": "continuation", "r": "space", "o": "hole", "s": "accessible", "quadranym_id": 17 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "S", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 344 }, { "body": "Antimatter doesn't matter as a matter of fact. ― Piggins", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 345 }, { "body": "Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem. (In the good old days, children like you were left to perish on windswept crags.)", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 346 }, { "body": "Antonym, n.: The opposite of the word you're trying to think of.", "qode": "Antonym, n.: The opposite of the word you 're trying to q1r_VB of.", "q1": [ { "name": "simplicity", "user": "dane", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simplicity", "e": "live", "r": "think", "o": "details", "s": "generalities", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 108 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "R", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 347 }, { "body": "A nuclear war can ruin your whole day.", "qode": "A nuclear war can ruin your q1s_JJ day.", "q1": [ { "name": "pattern", "user": "dane", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pattern", "e": "linear", "r": "circular", "o": "separate", "s": "whole", "quadranym_id": 19 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "S", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 205 }, { "body": "Anybody who thinks that homeopathy is appropriate therapy for anything but thirst is ... unfit to care for patients. —Dr. Mark Crislip", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 2884 }, { "body": "Anybody who wants religion is welcome to it, as far as I'm concerned ― I support your right to enjoy it. However, I would appreciate it if you exhibited more respect for the rights of those people who do not wish to share your dogma, rapture or necrodestination. ― Frank Zappa, \"The Real Frank Zappa Book\"", "qode": "Anybody who wants religion is welcome to it, as q1e_RB as I 'm concerned ― I support your right to enjoy it. However, I would appreciate it if you exhibited more respect for the rights of those people who do not wish to share your dogma, rapture or necrodestination. ― Frank Zappa,\" The Real Frank Zappa Book\"", "q1": [ { "name": "distance", "user": "dane", "src": "Dane", "area": "AI", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Distance", "e": "far", "r": "near", "o": "relation", "s": "position", "realm": "Spatial", "quadranym_id": 9 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "E", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 2659 }, { "body": "Anybody with money to burn will easily find someone to tend the fire.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 364 }, { "body": "Any clod can have the facts, but having opinions is an art. ― Charles McCabe", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 348 }, { "body": "Any code of your own that you haven't looked at for six or more months might as well have been written by someone else. ― Eagleson's Law", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 111 }, { "body": "Any excuse will serve a tyrant. ― Aesop", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 349 }, { "body": "Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 350 }, { "body": "Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise person to be able to sell it.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 351 }, { "body": "Any given program, when running correctly, is obsolete.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 352 }, { "body": "Any intelligent fool can make things bigger and more complex... It takes a touch of genius - and a lot of courage to move in the opposite direction. ― Albert Einstein", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 2839 }, { "body": "Any job worth quitting is worth sticking around long enough until they fire you. ― Tim Wirth", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 353 }, { "body": "Any medium powerful enough to extend man's reach is powerful enough to topple his world. To get the medium's magic to work for one's aims rather than against them is to attain literacy. ― Alan Kay, \"Computer Software\", Scientific American, September 1984", "qode": "Any medium powerful enough to extend man 's q2e_NN is powerful enough to topple his world. To get the medium 's magic to q1o_VB for one 's aims rather than against them is to attain literacy. ― Alan Kay,\" Computer Software\", Scientific American, September 1984", "q1": [ { "name": "life", "user": "scotty", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Life", "e": "perfect", "r": "balance", "o": "work", "s": "relax", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 75 }, { "name": "open", "user": "scotty", "e": "reach", "r": "pull", "o": "opened", "s": "pull action", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 61 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "EO", "depth": 2, "fortune_id": 354 }, { "body": "A nymph hits you and steals your virginity.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 206 }, { "body": "Anyone can hate. It costs to love. ― John Williamson", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 365 }, { "body": "Anyone can hold the helm when the sea is calm. ― Publilius Syrus", "qode": "Anyone can q1s_VB the helm when the sea is calm. ― Publilius Syrus", "q1": [ { "name": "container", "user": "scotty", "src": "dane", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Container", "e": "full", "r": "empty", "o": "content", "s": "hold", "realm": "Spatial", "quadranym_id": 5 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "S", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 366 }, { "body": "Anyone who cannot cope with mathematics is not fully human. At best he is a tolerable subhuman who has learned to wear shoes, bathe and not make messes in the house. ― Lazarus Long, \"Time Enough for Love\"", "qode": "Anyone who can not cope with mathematics is not fully human. At q1e_RBS he is a tolerable subhuman who has learned to wear shoes, bathe and not make messes in the house. ― Lazarus Long,\" Time Enough for Love\"", "q1": [ { "name": "Dickensian disparity", "user": "scotty", "src": "Charles Dickens", "area": "Literature", "e": "best", "r": "worst", "o": "wisdom", "s": "foolishness", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 129 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "E", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 367 }, { "body": "Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new. ― Albert Einstein", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 2832 }, { "body": "Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job. ― Douglas Adams, \"The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy\"", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 2719 }, { "body": "Anyone who knows history, particularly the history of Europe, will, I think, recognize that the domination of education or of government by any one particular religious faith is never a happy arrangement for the people. ― Eleanor Roosevelt", "qode": "Anyone who knows history, particularly the history of Europe, will, I think, q1n_VB that the domination of education or of government by any one particular religious faith is never a happy arrangement for the people. ― Eleanor Roosevelt", "q1": [ { "name": "recognize", "user": "dane", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Recall_(memory)", "e": "novel", "r": "familiar", "o": "different", "s": "same", "quadranym_id": 24 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "N", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 368 }, { "body": "Anyone who wants to be paid for writing software is a fascist asshole. ― Richard M. Stallman, founder, Free Software Foundation", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 369 }, { "body": "Any resemblance between the above and my own views is non-deterministic.", "qode": "Any resemblance q1o_IN the above and my own views is non- deterministic.", "q1": [ { "name": "space", "user": "dane", "src": "Dane", "area": "AI", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space", "e": "infinite", "r": "finite", "o": "between", "s": "void", "realm": "Spatial", "quadranym_id": 28 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "O", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 112 }, { "body": "Any shrine is better than self-worship.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 355 }, { "body": "Any small object that is accidentally dropped will hide under a larger object.", "qode": "Any small q1o_NN that is accidentally dropped will hide under a larger q1o_NN.", "q1": [ { "name": "valence", "user": "scotty", "src": "psychology", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valence_electron", "e": "attract", "r": "avert", "o": "object", "s": "feeling", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 111 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "OO", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 356 }, { "body": "Any small object when dropped will hide under a larger object.", "qode": "Any small q1o_NN when dropped will hide under a larger q1o_NN.", "q1": [ { "name": "valence", "user": "scotty", "src": "psychology", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valence_electron", "e": "attract", "r": "avert", "o": "object", "s": "feeling", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 111 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "OO", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 357 }, { "body": "Any smoothly functioning technology will have the appearance of magic. ― Arthur C. Clarke", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 358 }, { "body": "Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 359 }, { "body": "Any sufficiently advanced stupidity is indistinguishable from malice. ― Paul Chvostek by way of Arthur C. Clarke (via John Ripley)", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 360 }, { "body": "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged demo. ― Andy Finkel, computer guy", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 361 }, { "body": "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. ― Arthur C. Clarke", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 362 }, { "body": "Anything anybody can say about America is true. ― Emmett Grogan", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 370 }, { "body": "Anything free is worth what you pay for it.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 371 }, { "body": "Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 372 }, { "body": "Anything labeled \"NEW\" and/or \"IMPROVED\" isn't. The label means the price went up. The label \"ALL NEW\", \"COMPLETELY NEW\", or \"GREAT NEW\" means the price went way up.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 373 }, { "body": "Anything worth doing is worth overdoing", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 374 }, { "body": "Anytime things appear to be going better, you have overlooked something.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 375 }, { "body": "Any two philosophers can tell each other all they know in two hours. ― Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.", "qode": "Any two philosophers can tell each q1o_JJ all they know in two hours. ― Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.", "q1": [ { "name": "partner", "user": "dane", "e": "mutual", "r": "accountability", "o": "other", "s": "individual", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 128 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "O", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 363 }, { "body": "A penny saved is ridiculous.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 207 }, { "body": "A person is just about as big as the things that make them angry.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 208 }, { "body": "A person who is nice to you, but rude to a waiter, is not a nice person. (This is very important. Pay attention. It never fails.) ― Dave Barry", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 2804 }, { "body": "A person who knows only one side of a question knows little of that.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 209 }, { "body": "A person with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds. ― Mark Twain", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 2764 }, { "body": "A person with one watch knows what time it is; a person with two watches is never sure. Proverb", "qode": "A person with one watch knows what q1n_NN it is; a person with two watches is never sure. Proverb", "q1": [ { "name": "time", "user": "dane", "src": "Build Intuit", "area": "Nymology", "wiki": "https://buildintuit.com/", "e": "future", "r": "past", "o": "event", "s": "present", "realm": "Temporal", "quadranym_id": 31 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "N", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 210 }, { "body": "A photograph is usually looked at - seldom looked into. ― Ansel Adams", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 2732 }, { "body": "A physicist is an atom's way of knowing about atoms. ― George Wald", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 211 }, { "body": "A plucked goose doesn't lay golden eggs.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 212 }, { "body": "A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 213 }, { "body": "\"A programmer is a person who passes as an exacting expert on the basis of being able to turn out, after innumerable punching, an infinite series of incomprehensive answers calculated with micrometric precisions from vague assumptions based on debatable figures taken from inconclusive documents and carried out on instruments of problematical accuracy by persons of dubious reliability and questionable mentality for the avowed purpose of annoying and confounding a hopelessly defenseless department that was unfortunate enough to ask for the information in the first place.\" ― IEEE Grid newsmagazine", "qode": "\" A programmer is a person who passes as an exacting expert on the basis of q2s_VBG able to turn out, after innumerable punching, an q1e_JJ series of incomprehensive answers calculated with micrometric precisions from vague assumptions based on debatable figures taken from inconclusive documents and carried out on instruments of problematical accuracy by persons of dubious reliability and questionable mentality for the avowed purpose of annoying and confounding a hopelessly defenseless department that was unfortunate enough to ask for the information in the first place.\" ― IEEE Grid newsmagazine", "q1": [ { "name": "experience", "user": "dane", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Experience", "e": "occurring", "r": "reoccurring", "o": "presence", "s": "being", "realm": "Spatial", "quadranym_id": 13 }, { "name": "space", "user": "dane", "src": "Dane", "area": "AI", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space", "e": "infinite", "r": "finite", "o": "between", "s": "void", "realm": "Spatial", "quadranym_id": 28 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "SE", "depth": 2, "fortune_id": 3 }, { "body": "A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 214 }, { "body": "A Puritan is someone who is deathly afraid that someone somewhere is having fun.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 142 }, { "body": "A quarrel is quickly settled when deserted by one party; there is no battle unless there be two. ― Seneca", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 215 }, { "body": "Arbolist . . . Look up the word. I don't know, maybe I made it up. Anyway, it's an arbo-tree-ist, somebody who knows about trees. ― George W. Bush, quoted in USA Today; August 21, 2001", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 376 }, { "body": "A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 216 }, { "body": "A real person has two reasons for doing anything ... a good reason and the real reason.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 217 }, { "body": "A recent study has found that concentrating on difficult off-screen objects, such as the faces of loved ones, causes eye strain in computer scientists. Researchers into the phenomenon cite the added concentration needed to \"make sense\" of such unnatural three dimensional objects ...", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 218 }, { "body": "Are we not men?", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 377 }, { "body": "Are you a turtle?", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 378 }, { "body": "A right is not what someone gives you; it's what no one can take from you. ― Ramsey Clark", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 219 }, { "body": "Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes. ― Mickey Mouse", "qode": "Arithmetic is q1s_VBG able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes. ― Mickey Mouse", "q1": [ { "name": "experience", "user": "dane", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Experience", "e": "occurring", "r": "reoccurring", "o": "presence", "s": "being", "realm": "Spatial", "quadranym_id": 13 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "S", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 379 }, { "body": "Armadillo: To provide weapons to a Spanish pickle", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 380 }, { "body": "Army Axiom: An order that can be misunderstood will be misunderstood.", "qode": "Army Axiom: An q1r_NN that can be misunderstood will be misunderstood.", "q1": [ { "name": "physical control", "user": "scotty", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Physical_pest_control", "e": "command", "r": "order", "o": "directive", "s": "communication", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 84 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "R", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 382 }, { "body": "army, n.: A body of men assembled to rectify the mistakes of the diplomats. ― Josephus Daniels", "qode": "army, n.: A q1o_NN of men assembled to rectify the mistakes of the diplomats. ― Josephus Daniels", "q1": [ { "name": "soulmate", "user": "kemp", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soulmate", "e": "love", "r": "lust", "o": "body", "s": "mind", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 74 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "O", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 381 }, { "body": "Arnold's Laws of Documentation: (1) If it should exist, it doesn't. (2) If it does exist, it's out of date. (3) Only documentation for useless programs transcends the first two laws.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 383 }, { "body": "Art is parasitic on life, just as criticism is parasitic on art. ― Harry S Truman (one of his more ridiculous comments)", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 384 }, { "body": "A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid. - Jack Benny", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 220 }, { "body": "A second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. ― Samuel Johnson", "qode": "A second marriage is the triumph of q1o_NN over experience. ― Samuel Johnson", "q1": [ { "name": "Dickensian zeal", "user": "scotty", "src": "Charles Dickens", "area": "Literature", "wiki": "http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/A_Tale_of_Two_Cities", "e": "everything", "r": "nothing", "o": "hope", "s": "despair", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 131 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "O", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 221 }, { "body": "As far as I'm concerned, I prefer silent vice to ostentatious virtue. ― Albert Einstein", "qode": "As q1e_RB as I 'm concerned, I prefer silent vice to ostentatious virtue. ― Albert Einstein", "q1": [ { "name": "distance", "user": "dane", "src": "Dane", "area": "AI", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Distance", "e": "far", "r": "near", "o": "relation", "s": "position", "realm": "Spatial", "quadranym_id": 9 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "E", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 2840 }, { "body": "As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality. ― Albert Einstein", "qode": "As q1e_RB as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as q1e_RB as they are certain, they do not refer to reality. ― Albert Einstein", "q1": [], "q2": [ { "name": "distance", "user": "dane", "src": "Dane", "area": "AI", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Distance", "e": "far", "r": "near", "o": "relation", "s": "position", "realm": "Spatial", "quadranym_id": 9 } ], "subs": "EE", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 2831 }, { "body": "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error. ― Weisert", "qode": "As q1e_RB as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error. ― Weisert", "q1": [ { "name": "distance", "user": "dane", "src": "Dane", "area": "AI", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Distance", "e": "far", "r": "near", "o": "relation", "s": "position", "realm": "Spatial", "quadranym_id": 9 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "E", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 387 }, { "body": "As goatherd learns his trade by goat, so writer learns his trade by wrote.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 388 }, { "body": "Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, If God won't have you, the devil must.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 399 }, { "body": "A sine curve goes off into infinity or at least to the end of the blackboard.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 222 }, { "body": "Ask not for whom the telephone bell tolls ... if thou art in the bathtub, it tolls for thee.", "qode": "Ask not for whom the telephone bell tolls ... if thou q1r_NN in the bathtub, it tolls for thee.", "q1": [ { "name": "truth", "user": "dane", "src": "Whitehead", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Truth", "e": "adventure", "r": "art", "o": "beauty", "s": "peace", "quadranym_id": 33 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "R", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 400 }, { "body": "Ask your boss to reconsider ― it's so difficult to take \"Go to hell\" for an answer.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 401 }, { "body": "As long as the answer is right, who cares if the question is wrong?", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 389 }, { "body": "As long as war is regarded as wicked, it will always have its fascination. 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The replacement of a working component by a new version requires the same systematic testing procedure that adding a new component does, although it should require less time, for more complete and efficient test cases will usually be available. ― Frederick Brooks Jr., \"The Mythical Man Month\"", "qode": "As the system comes up, the component builders will from q1n_NN to q1n_NN appear, bearing hot new versions of their pieces ― faster, smaller, more complete, or putatively less buggy. 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