Fortune List
API endpoint: Fortune
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There is a simple memory aid that you can use to determine whether it is the correct q1n_NN to q2r_VB chocolate dishes: any month whose name contains the letter A, E, or U is the proper q1n_NN for chocolate. ― Sandra Boynton,\" Chocolate: The Consuming Passion\"", "q1": [ { "name": "physical control", "user": "scotty", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Physical_pest_control", "e": "command", "r": "order", "o": "directive", "s": "communication", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 84 } ], "q2": [ { "name": "time", "user": "dane", "src": "Build Intuit", "area": "Nymology", "wiki": "https://buildintuit.com/", "e": "future", "r": "past", "o": "event", "s": "present", "realm": "Temporal", "quadranym_id": 31 } ], "subs": "NRN", "depth": 2, "fortune_id": 397 }, { "body": "As you read the scroll it vanishes, and you hear maniacal laughter in the distance.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 398 }, { "body": "As Zeus said to Narcissus, \"Watch yourself.\"", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 386 }, { "body": "At a recent meeting in Snowmass, Colorado, a participant from Los Angeles fainted from hyperoxygenation, and we had to hold his head under the exhaust of a bus until he revived.", "qode": "At a recent meeting in Snowmass, Colorado, a participant from Los Angeles fainted from hyperoxygenation, and we had to q1s_VB his head under the exhaust of a bus until he revived.", "q1": [ { "name": "container", "user": "scotty", "src": "dane", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Container", "e": "full", "r": "empty", "o": "content", "s": "hold", "realm": "Spatial", "quadranym_id": 5 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "S", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 404 }, { "body": "At first sight, the idea of any rules or principles being superimposed on the creative mind seems more likely to hinder than to help, but this is quite untrue in practice. Disciplined thinking focuses inspiration rather than blinkers it. ― G. L. Glegg, The Design of Design", "qode": "At first sight, the idea of any rules or principles q3s_VBG superimposed on the creative q1s_NN seems more likely to hinder than to help, but this is quite untrue in practice. Disciplined q2r_NN focuses inspiration rather than blinkers it. ― G. L. Glegg, The Design of Design", "q1": [ { "name": "soulmate", "user": "kemp", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soulmate", "e": "love", "r": "lust", "o": "body", "s": "mind", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 74 }, { "name": "experience", "user": "dane", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Experience", "e": "occurring", "r": "reoccurring", "o": "presence", "s": "being", "realm": "Spatial", "quadranym_id": 13 }, { "name": "personality", "user": "dane", "src": "Carl Jung", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Personality", "likes": 1, "voters": [ "scotty" ], "e": "feeling", "r": "thinking", "o": "sensual", "s": "intuitive", "quadranym_id": 21 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "SSR", "depth": 3, "fortune_id": 405 }, { "body": "At Group L, Stoffel oversees six first-rate programmers, a managerial challenge roughly comparable to herding cats. ― The Washington Post Magazine, June 9, 1985", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 403 }, { "body": "Athens built the Acropolis. Corinth was a commercial city, interested in purely materialistic things. Today we admire Athens, visit it, preserve the old temples, yet we hardly ever set foot in Corinth. ― Dr. Harold Urey, Nobel Laureate in chemistry", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 408 }, { "body": "A thing is worth precisely what it can do for you, not what you choose to pay for it. ― John Ruskin", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 227 }, { "body": "... at least I thought I was dancing, 'til somebody stepped on my hand. ― J. B. White", "qode": "... at least I q1e_VBD I was dancing,' til somebody stepped on my hand. ― J. B. White", "q1": [ { "name": "love", "user": "scotty", "wiki": "http://heartcorps.com/journeys/essaylov.htm", "e": "thought", "r": "knowledge", "o": "desire", "s": "ability", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 52 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "E", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 118 }, { "body": "Atlee is a very modest man. And with reason. ― Winston Churchill", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 409 }, { "body": "A total abstainer is one who abstains from everything but abstention, and especially from inactivity in the affairs of others. ― Ambrose Bierce, \"The Devil's Dictionary\"", "qode": "A q1o_JJ abstainer is one who abstains from q2e_NN but abstention, and especially from inactivity in the affairs of others. ― Ambrose Bierce,\" The Devil 's Dictionary\"", "q1": [ { "name": "aggregate", "user": "dane", "e": "multiply", "r": "divide", "o": "total", "s": "constituent", "quadranym_id": 1 }, { "name": "Dickensian zeal", "user": "scotty", "src": "Charles Dickens", "area": "Literature", "wiki": "http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/A_Tale_of_Two_Cities", "e": "everything", "r": "nothing", "o": "hope", "s": "despair", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 131 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "OE", "depth": 2, "fortune_id": 228 }, { "body": "A true photograph need not be explained, nor can it be contained in words. ― Ansel Adams", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 2733 }, { "body": "A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 229 }, { "body": "At the heart of science is an essential tension between two seemingly contradictory attitudes ― an openness to new ideas, no matter how bizarre or counterintuitive they may be, and the most ruthless skeptical scrutiny of all ideas, old and new. This is how deep truths are winnowed from deep nonsense. Of course, scientists make mistakes in trying to understand the world, but there is a built-in error-correcting mechanism: The collective enterprise of creative thinking and skeptical thinking together keeps the field on track. ― Carl Sagan, \"The Fine Art of Baloney Detection,\" Parade, February 1, 1987", "qode": "At the heart of science is an essential tension q2o_IN two seemingly contradictory attitudes ― an openness to new ideas, no matter how bizarre or counterintuitive they may be, and the most ruthless skeptical scrutiny of all ideas, old and new. This is how deep truths are winnowed from deep nonsense. Of course, scientists make mistakes in trying to understand the world, but there is a built- in error- correcting mechanism: The collective enterprise of creative q1r_NN and skeptical q1r_NN together keeps the field on track. ― Carl Sagan,\" The Fine Art of Baloney Detection,\" Parade, February 1, 1987", "q1": [ { "name": "space", "user": "dane", "src": "Dane", "area": "AI", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space", "e": "infinite", "r": "finite", "o": "between", "s": "void", "realm": "Spatial", "quadranym_id": 28 } ], "q2": [ { "name": "personality", "user": "dane", "src": "Carl Jung", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Personality", "likes": 1, "voters": [ "scotty" ], "e": "feeling", "r": "thinking", "o": "sensual", "s": "intuitive", "quadranym_id": 21 } ], "subs": "ORR", "depth": 2, "fortune_id": 406 }, { "body": "At the source of every error which is blamed on the computer you will find at least two human errors, including the error of blaming it on the computer.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 407 }, { "body": "A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students. ― John Ciardi", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 230 }, { "body": "Auribus teneo lupum. (I hold a wolf by the ears.)", "qode": "Auribus teneo lupum.( I q1s_VBP a wolf by the ears.)", "q1": [ { "name": "container", "user": "scotty", "src": "dane", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Container", "e": "full", "r": "empty", "o": "content", "s": "hold", "realm": "Spatial", "quadranym_id": 5 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "S", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 410 }, { "body": "Automobile: A four-wheeled vehicle that runs up hills and down pedestrians.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 412 }, { "body": "Automobile, n.: A four-wheeled vehicle that runs up hills and down pedestrians.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 411 }, { "body": "A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with. ― Tenessee Williams", "qode": "A vacuum is a q1n_NN of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with. ― Tenessee Williams", "q1": [ { "name": "hell", "user": "scotty", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell", "e": "hurt", "r": "damn", "o": "fallen", "s": "eternal", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 42 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "N", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 231 }, { "body": "Average managers are concerned with methods, opinions, precedents. Good managers are concerned with solving problems.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 413 }, { "body": "A visit to a fresh place will bring strange work.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 232 }, { "body": "A visit to a strange place will bring fresh work.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 233 }, { "body": "Avoid letting temper block progress; keep cool. ― William Feather", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 415 }, { "body": "Avoid Quiet and Placid persons unless you are in Need of Sleep. ― National Lampoon, \"Deteriorada\"", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 414 }, { "body": "A well adjusted person is one who makes the same mistake twice without getting nervous.", "qode": "A well adjusted person is one who makes the q1s_JJ mistake twice without getting nervous.", "q1": [ { "name": "recognition", "user": "scotty", "likes": 1, "voters": [ "scotty" ], "e": "novel", "r": "familiar", "o": "different", "s": "same", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 105 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "S", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 234 }, { "body": "A well-known friend is a treasure.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 235 }, { "body": "A witty saying proves nothing. ― Voltaire", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 236 }, { "body": "A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 237 }, { "body": "A year spent in artificial intelligence is enough to make one believe in God.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 238 }, { "body": "Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see 'em at the beach. Pisses me off. ― Steven Wright", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 2856 }, { "body": "Back off, man. I'm a scientist.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 416 }, { "body": "Badges? We don't need no stinking badges.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 417 }, { "body": "Bad sneakers and a piña colada, my friend Stompin' down the avenue by Radio City With a transistor and a large sum of money to spend. ― Steely Dan", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 419 }, { "body": "Bagdikian's Observation: Trying to be a first-rate reporter on the average American newspaper is like trying to play Bach's \"St. Matthew Passion\" on a ukelele.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 418 }, { "body": "Baker's First Law of Federal Geometry: A block grant is a solid mass of money surrounded on all sides by governors.", "qode": "Baker 's First Law of Federal Geometry: A block grant is a q2o_JJ q1o_NN of money surrounded on all sides by governors.", "q1": [ { "name": "unified theory", "user": "dane", "src": "Einstien", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unified_field_theory", "e": "time-space", "r": "energy", "o": "mass", "s": "speed-of-light", "quadranym_id": 34 }, { "name": "close", "user": "dane", "src": "Build Intuit", "area": "Nymology", "wiki": "https://buildintuit.com/", "e": "all", "r": "some", "o": "separate", "s": "region", "pos": "VB", "realm": "Spatial", "quadranym_id": 2 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "OO", "depth": 2, "fortune_id": 420 }, { "body": "Barth's Distinction: There are two types of people: those who divide people into two types, and those who don't.", "qode": "Barth 's Distinction: There are two types of people: those who q1r_VBP people into two types, and those who do n't.", "q1": [ { "name": "aggregate", "user": "dane", "e": "multiply", "r": "divide", "o": "total", "s": "constituent", "quadranym_id": 1 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "R", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 421 }, { "body": "Basic, n.: A programming language. Related to certain social diseases in that those who have it will not admit it in polite company.", "qode": "Basic, n.: A programming language. Related to certain q1o_JJ diseases in that those who have it will not admit it in polite company.", "q1": [ { "name": "ontology concepts", "user": "dane", "src": "Mylopoulos", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ontology", "e": "dynamic", "r": "static", "o": "social", "s": "intentional", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 118 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "O", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 422 }, { "body": "Be assured that a walk through the ocean of most Souls would scarcely get your Feet wet. Fall not in Love, therefore: it will stick to your face. ― National Lampoon, \"Deteriorada\"", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 423 }, { "body": "Beauty and harmony are as necessary to you as the very breath of life.", "qode": "Beauty and q1o_NN are as necessary to you as the very breath of life.", "q1": [ { "name": "Music aspects", "user": "dane", "src": "Aaron Copland", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elements_of_music", "e": "melody", "r": "rhythm", "o": "harmony", "s": "tone color", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 125 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "O", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 428 }, { "body": "Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone. ― Dorothy Parker", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 2891 }, { "body": "Beauty is only skin deep, but Ugly goes straight to the bone.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 429 }, { "body": "Be careful when a loop exits to the same place from side and bottom.", "qode": "Be careful when a loop exits to the q1s_JJ place from side and bottom.", "q1": [ { "name": "recognition", "user": "scotty", "likes": 1, "voters": [ "scotty" ], "e": "novel", "r": "familiar", "o": "different", "s": "same", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 105 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "S", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 424 }, { "body": "Because you're not what I would have you be, I blind myself to who, in truth, you are. ― Madeleine L'Engle", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 2730 }, { "body": "Be cautious of those who give you advice. That's my advice to you. ― Steve Mayr", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 2641 }, { "body": "Be different: conform.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 425 }, { "body": "Bees are not as busy as we think they are; they just cannot buzz any slower. ― Abe Martin", "qode": "Bees are not as busy as we q1r_VBP they are; they just can not buzz any slower. ― Abe Martin", "q1": [ { "name": "simplicity", "user": "dane", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simplicity", "e": "live", "r": "think", "o": "details", "s": "generalities", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 108 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "R", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 430 }, { "body": "Behind every argument is someone's ignorance. ― Louis Brandeis", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 431 }, { "body": "Behold the warranty: The bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 432 }, { "body": "Beifeld's Principle: The probability of a young man meeting a desirable and receptive young female increases by pyramidal progression when he is already in the company of: (1) a date, (2) his wife, (3) a better looking and richer male friend.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 433 }, { "body": "Being stoned on marijuana isn't very different from being stoned on gin. ― Ralph Nader", "qode": "Being stoned on marijuana is n't very q1o_JJ from q2s_VBG stoned on gin. ― Ralph Nader", "q1": [ { "name": "recognition", "user": "scotty", "likes": 1, "voters": [ "scotty" ], "e": "novel", "r": "familiar", "o": "different", "s": "same", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 105 }, { "name": "experience", "user": "dane", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Experience", "e": "occurring", "r": "reoccurring", "o": "presence", "s": "being", "realm": "Spatial", "quadranym_id": 13 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "OS", "depth": 2, "fortune_id": 434 }, { "body": "Be like the promontory against which the waves continually break, but it stands firm and tames the fury of the water around it. ― Marcus Aurelius, \"The Meditations\", Book IV", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 2618 }, { "body": "Benford's Law of Controversy: Passion is inversely proportional to the amount of real information available. ― Gregory Benford", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 1700 }, { "body": "\"Benson, you are so free of the ravages of intelligence.\" ― Time Bandits", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 6 }, { "body": "Be regular and orderly in your life so that you may be violent and original in your work. ― Gustave Flaubert", "qode": "Be regular and orderly in your q1n_NN so that you may be violent and original in your q1o_NN. ― Gustave Flaubert", "q1": [ { "name": "life", "user": "scotty", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Life", "e": "perfect", "r": "balance", "o": "work", "s": "relax", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 75 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "NO", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 426 }, { "body": "Berkeley's First Law of Mistakes: The moment you have worked out an answer, start checking it―it probably isn't right.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 435 }, { "body": "Berkeley's Second Law of Mistakes: If there is an opportunity to make a mistake, sooner or later, the mistake will be made.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 438 }, { "body": "Be seeing you.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 427 }, { "body": "Better living a beggar than buried an emperor.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 439 }, { "body": "Between the choice of two evils, I always pick the one I've never tried before. ― Mae West", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 440 }, { "body": "Between the legs of the women walking by, the dadaists imagined a monkey wrench and the surrealists a crystal cup. That's lost. ― Ivan Chtcheglov", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 441 }, { "body": "Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud tie.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 445 }, { "body": "Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 447 }, { "body": "Beware of a tall dark man with a spoon up his nose.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 446 }, { "body": "Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proved it correct, not tried it. ― Donald Knuth", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 442 }, { "body": "Beware of friends who are false and deceitful.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 448 }, { "body": "Beware of Geeks bearing grifts.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 443 }, { "body": "Beware of low-flying butterflies.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 449 }, { "body": "Beware of Programmers who carry screwdrivers. ― Leonard Brandwein", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 444 }, { "body": "\"Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before,\" Bokonon tells us. \"He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way.\" ― Kurt Vonnegut, \"Cat's Cradle\"", "qode": "\" Beware of the man who works hard to q1n_VB something, q1n^VBZ it, and finds himself no wiser than before,\" Bokonon tells us.\" He is q2e_JJ of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way.\" ― Kurt Vonnegut,\" Cat 's Cradle\"", "q1": [ { "name": "container", "user": "scotty", "src": "dane", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Container", "e": "full", "r": "empty", "o": "content", "s": "hold", "realm": "Spatial", "quadranym_id": 5 }, { "name": "learner", "user": "dane", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Learning", "e": "discovery", "r": "recovery", "o": "known", "s": "knower", "quadranym_id": 14 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "NNE", "depth": 2, "fortune_id": 7 }, { "body": "Beware of the Turing Tar-pit in which everything is possible but nothing of interest is easy.", "qode": "Beware of the Turing Tar- pit in which q1e_NN is possible but q1r_NN of interest is easy.", "q1": [], "q2": [ { "name": "Dickensian zeal", "user": "scotty", "src": "Charles Dickens", "area": "Literature", "wiki": "http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/A_Tale_of_Two_Cities", "e": "everything", "r": "nothing", "o": "hope", "s": "despair", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 131 } ], "subs": "ER", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 450 }, { "body": "Beware the new TTY code!", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 451 }, { "body": "Biggest security gap - an open mouth.", "qode": "Biggest security gap- an q1n_JJ mouth.", "q1": [ { "name": "open", "user": "scotty", "e": "reach", "r": "pull", "o": "opened", "s": "pull action", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 61 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "N", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 452 }, { "body": "Bingo, gas station, hamburger with a side order of airplane noise, and you'll be Gary, Indiana. - Jessie in the movie \"Greaser's Palace\"", "qode": "Bingo, gas station, hamburger with a side q1r_NN of airplane noise, and you 'll be Gary, Indiana.- Jessie in the movie\" Greaser 's Palace\"", "q1": [ { "name": "physical control", "user": "scotty", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Physical_pest_control", "e": "command", "r": "order", "o": "directive", "s": "communication", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 84 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "R", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 453 }, { "body": "Biography is the fallacy of intention. ― Peter Taylor", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 454 }, { "body": "Biology ... it grows on you.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 455 }, { "body": "Birth, n.: The first and direst of all disasters. ― Ambrose Bierce, \"The Devil's Dictionary\"", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 456 }, { "body": "Bizarreness is the essence of the exotic", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 457 }, { "body": "Black holes are where God is dividing by zero.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 458 }, { "body": "Blah.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 459 }, { "body": "Bleeding into a new computer is always a good thing; it's an ancient geek voodoo magic to ensure its long life and reliability. ― from Mike Taht's blog, http://the-edge.blogspot.com/", "qode": "Bleeding into a new computer is always a good thing; it 's an ancient geek voodoo magic to ensure its long q1n_NN and reliability. ― from Mike Taht 's blog, http://the-edge.blogspot.com/", "q1": [ { "name": "life", "user": "scotty", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Life", "e": "perfect", "r": "balance", "o": "work", "s": "relax", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 75 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "N", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 460 }, { "body": "Blessed are the meek for they shall inhibit the earth.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 461 }, { "body": "Blessed are they who Go Around in Circles, for they Shall be Known as Wheels.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 462 }, { "body": "Blessed is the man who is too busy to worry in the daytime and too sleepy to worry at night. ― Leo Aikman", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 463 }, { "body": "Blood is thicker than water, and much tastier.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 464 }, { "body": "Board the windows, up your car insurance, and don't leave any booze in plain sight. It's St. Patrick's day in Chicago again. The legend has it that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland. In fact, he was arrested for drunk driving. The snakes left because people kept throwing up on them.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 465 }, { "body": "Boling's postulate: If you're feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it.", "qode": "Boling 's postulate: If you 're q1s_VBG good, do n't worry. You 'll get over it.", "q1": [ { "name": "valence", "user": "scotty", "src": "psychology", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valence_electron", "e": "attract", "r": "avert", "o": "object", "s": "feeling", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 111 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "S", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 466 }, { "body": "Bolub's Fourth Law of Computerdom: Project teams detest weekly progress reporting because it so vividly manifests their lack of progress.", "qode": "Bolub 's Fourth Law of Computerdom: Project teams detest weekly q1r_NN reporting because it so vividly manifests their lack of q1r_NN.", "q1": [ { "name": "utopian control", "user": "scotty", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Utopia", "e": "advance", "r": "progress", "o": "Earths survival", "s": "fraternity", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 103 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "RR", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 467 }, { "body": "Bombeck's Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 468 }, { "body": "Bond reflected that good Americans were fine people and that most of them seemed to come from Texas. ― Ian Fleming, \"Casino Royale\"", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 469 }, { "body": "Boob's Law: You always find something in the last place you look.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 470 }, { "body": "Bore, n.: A person who talks when you wish him to listen. ― Ambrose Bierce, \"The Devil's Dictionary\"", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 471 }, { "body": "Boren's Laws: (1) When in charge, ponder. (2) When in trouble, delegate. (3) When in doubt, mumble.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 472 }, { "body": "Boss, n.: According to the Oxford English Dictionary, in the Middle Ages the words \"boss\" and \"botch\" were largely synonymous, except that boss, in addition to meaning \"a supervisor of workers\" also meant \"an ornamental stud.\"", "qode": "Boss, n.: According to the Oxford English Dictionary, in the Middle Ages the q1r_NNS\" boss\" and\" botch\" were largely synonymous, except that boss, in addition to meaning\" a supervisor of workers\" also meant\" an ornamental stud.\"", "q1": [ { "name": "grounding", "user": "scotty", "src": "Deb Roy", "e": "sensing", "r": "words", "o": "speech", "s": "motor action", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 54 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "R", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 473 }, { "body": "Boston, n.: Ludwig van Beethoven being jeered by 50,000 sports fans for finishing second in the Irish jig competition.", "qode": "Boston, n.: Ludwig van Beethoven q1s_VBG jeered by 50,000 sports fans for finishing second in the Irish jig competition.", "q1": [ { "name": "experience", "user": "dane", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Experience", "e": "occurring", "r": "reoccurring", "o": "presence", "s": "being", "realm": "Spatial", "quadranym_id": 13 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "S", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 474 }, { "body": "Boy, n.: A noise with dirt on it.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 475 }, { "body": "Bradley's Bromide: If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee. that will do them in.", "qode": "Bradley 's Bromide: If computers get too powerful, we can q1o_VB them into a committee. that will do them in.", "q1": [ { "name": "perception", "user": "dane", "src": "Richard Gregory", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perception", "e": "stimuli", "r": "select", "o": "organize", "s": "interpret", "quadranym_id": 20 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "O", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 476 }, { "body": "Bradley's Bromide: If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee. That will do them in.", "qode": "Bradley 's Bromide: If computers get too powerful, we can q1o_VB them into a committee. That will do them in.", "q1": [ { "name": "perception", "user": "dane", "src": "Richard Gregory", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perception", "e": "stimuli", "r": "select", "o": "organize", "s": "interpret", "quadranym_id": 20 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "O", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 477 }, { "body": "Brady's First Law of Problem Solving: When confronted by a difficult problem, you can solve it more easily by reducing it to the question, \"How would the Lone Ranger have handled this?\"", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 478 }, { "body": "Brain fried ― core dumped", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 479 } ] }