Fortune List
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Creationism is the practice of squeeezing one's eyes shut and wailing, \"Does not!\" ― Dr.Pepper@f241.n103.z1.fidonet.org", "qode": "Geology shows that fossils are of q1o_JJ ages. Paleontology shows a fossil sequence, the list of species represented changes through time. Taxonomy shows biological relationships among species. Evolution is the explanation that threads it all together. Creationism is the practice of squeeezing one 's eyes shut and wailing,\" Does not!\" ― Dr. Pepper@f241.n103.z1.fidonet.org", "q1": [ { "name": "recognition", "user": "scotty", "likes": 1, "voters": [ "scotty" ], "e": "novel", "r": "familiar", "o": "different", "s": "same", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 105 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "O", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 823 }, { "body": "George Orwell was an optimist.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 824 }, { "body": "Geriatric Relativity: The observation that time goes faster the older you get. ― Brian M. Clapper", "qode": "Geriatric Relativity: The q1o_NN that q2n_NN goes faster the older you get. ― Brian M. Clapper", "q1": [ { "name": "time", "user": "dane", "src": "Build Intuit", "area": "Nymology", "wiki": "https://buildintuit.com/", "e": "future", "r": "past", "o": "event", "s": "present", "realm": "Temporal", "quadranym_id": 31 }, { "name": "experience", "user": "scotty", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Experience", "e": "discovery", "r": "recovery", "o": "observation", "s": "awareness", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 82 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "ON", "depth": 2, "fortune_id": 2701 }, { "body": "Get forgiveness now ― tomorrow you may no longer feel guilty.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 825 }, { "body": "Get hold of portable property. ― Charles Dickens, \"Great Expectations\"", "qode": "Get q1s_NN of portable property. ― Charles Dickens,\" Great Expectations\"", "q1": [ { "name": "container", "user": "scotty", "src": "dane", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Container", "e": "full", "r": "empty", "o": "content", "s": "hold", "realm": "Spatial", "quadranym_id": 5 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "S", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 826 }, { "body": "\"Girls are complicated. The instruction manual that comes with girls is 800 pages, with chapters 14, 19, 26 and 32 missing, and it's badly translated, hard to figure out.\" — Huge Laurie, on raising a girl", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 2897 }, { "body": "Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll invite himself over for dinner. ― Calvin Keegan", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 827 }, { "body": "Give a small boy a hammer and he will find that everything he encounters needs pounding. ― Abraham Kaplan", "qode": "Give a small boy a hammer and he will find that q1e_NN he encounters needs pounding. ― Abraham Kaplan", "q1": [ { "name": "Dickensian zeal", "user": "scotty", "src": "Charles Dickens", "area": "Literature", "wiki": "http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/A_Tale_of_Two_Cities", "e": "everything", "r": "nothing", "o": "hope", "s": "despair", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 131 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "E", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 828 }, { "body": "Give big space to the festive dog that shall sport in the roadway.", "qode": "Give big q1n_NN to the festive dog that shall sport in the roadway.", "q1": [ { "name": "space", "user": "dane", "src": "Dane", "area": "AI", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space", "e": "infinite", "r": "finite", "o": "between", "s": "void", "realm": "Spatial", "quadranym_id": 28 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "N", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 829 }, { "body": "Give me a plumber's friend the size of the Pittsburgh Dome, and a place to stand, and I will drain the world.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 830 }, { "body": "Give up.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 831 }, { "body": "Giving advice is not as risky as people say; few ever take it anyway.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 832 }, { "body": "Glib's Fourth Law of Unreliability: Investment in reliability will increase until it exceeds the probable cost of errors, or until someone insists on getting some useful work done.", "qode": "Glib 's Fourth Law of Unreliability: Investment in reliability will q2e_VB until it exceeds the probable cost of errors, or until someone insists on getting some useful q1o_NN done.", "q1": [ { "name": "life", "user": "scotty", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Life", "e": "perfect", "r": "balance", "o": "work", "s": "relax", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 75 }, { "name": "rate", "user": "scotty", "e": "increase", "r": "decrease", "o": "variation", "s": "constant", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 81 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "EO", "depth": 2, "fortune_id": 833 }, { "body": "God did not create the world in 7 days; he screwed around for 6 days and then pulled an all-nighter.", "qode": "God did not q1n_VB the world in 7 days; he screwed around for 6 days and then pulled an all- nighter.", "q1": [ { "name": "creator", "user": "dane", "e": "cause", "r": "effect", "o": "change", "s": "produce", "quadranym_id": 6 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "N", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 837 }, { "body": "God does not care about our mathematical difficulties. He integrates empirically. ― Albert Einstein", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 2828 }, { "body": "God does not play dice with the universe.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 838 }, { "body": "God gives us relatives; thank goodness we can choose our friends.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 839 }, { "body": "God has intended the great to be great and the little to be little ... The trade unions, under the European system, destroy liberty ... I do not mean to say that a dollar a day is enough to support a workingman ... not enough to support a man and five children if he insists on smoking and drinking beer. But the man who cannot live on bread and water is not fit to live! A family may live on good bread and water in the morning, water and bread at midday, and good bread and water at night! ― Rev. Henry Ward Beecher", "qode": "God has intended the great to be great and the little to be little ... The trade unions, under the European system, destroy liberty ... I do not mean to say that a dollar a day is enough to support a workingman ... not enough to support a man and five children if he insists on smoking and drinking beer. But the man who can not q1e_VB on bread and water is not fit to q1e_VB! A family may q1e_VB on good bread and water in the morning, water and bread at midday, and good bread and water at night! ― Rev. Henry Ward Beecher", "q1": [], "q2": [ { "name": "heaven", "user": "scotty", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heaven", "e": "live", "r": "bless", "o": "holiness", "s": "penance", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 70 } ], "subs": "EEE", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 840 }, { "body": "God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. ― Voltaire", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 841 }, { "body": "God is an atheist.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 844 }, { "body": "God is a polytheist.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 842 }, { "body": "God is a verb, not a noun.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 843 }, { "body": "God is playing a comic to an audience that's afraid to laugh.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 845 }, { "body": "God is really only another artist. He invented the giraffe, the elephant and the cat. He has no real style, He just goes on trying other things. ― Pablo Picasso", "qode": "God is really only another artist. He invented the giraffe, the elephant and the cat. He has no real style, He just goes on trying q1o_JJ things. ― Pablo Picasso", "q1": [ { "name": "partner", "user": "dane", "e": "mutual", "r": "accountability", "o": "other", "s": "individual", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 128 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "O", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 847 }, { "body": "God is real, unless declared integer.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 846 }, { "body": "God is the tangential point between zero and infinity. ― Alfred Jarry", "qode": "God is the tangential point q1o_IN zero and infinity. ― Alfred Jarry", "q1": [ { "name": "space", "user": "dane", "src": "Dane", "area": "AI", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space", "e": "infinite", "r": "finite", "o": "between", "s": "void", "realm": "Spatial", "quadranym_id": 28 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "O", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 848 }, { "body": "God made machine language; all the rest is the work of man.", "qode": "God made machine language; all the rest is the q1o_NN of man.", "q1": [ { "name": "life", "user": "scotty", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Life", "e": "perfect", "r": "balance", "o": "work", "s": "relax", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 75 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "O", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 849 }, { "body": "God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. ― Mark Twain", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 2743 }, { "body": "God made the integers; all else is the work of Man. ― Kronecker", "qode": "God made the integers; all else is the q1o_NN of Man. ― Kronecker", "q1": [ { "name": "life", "user": "scotty", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Life", "e": "perfect", "r": "balance", "o": "work", "s": "relax", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 75 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "O", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 850 }, { "body": "God made the world in six days, and was arrested on the seventh.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 851 }, { "body": "God may be subtle, but He isn't plain mean. ― Albert Einstein", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 2827 }, { "body": "God requireth not a uniformity of religion. ― Roger Williams", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 852 }, { "body": "God runs electromagnetics by wave theory on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, and the Devil runs them by quantum theory on Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday. ― William Bragg", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 853 }, { "body": "Godwin's Law: As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches one.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 854 }, { "body": "Going the speed of light is bad for your age.", "qode": "Going the speed of q1n_NN is bad for your age.", "q1": [ { "name": "light", "user": "Greggo", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Light", "e": "growth", "r": "decline", "o": "vision", "s": "vision", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 79 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "N", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 855 }, { "body": "Going to church does not make a person religious, nor does going to school make a person educated, any more than going to a garage makes a person a car.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 856 }, { "body": "Goldenstern's Rules: 1. Always hire a rich attorney 2. Never buy from a rich salesman.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 857 }, { "body": "Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example. ― La Rouchefoucauld", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 858 }, { "body": "Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example. ― La Rouchefoucauld", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 859 }, { "body": "Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored. ― George Saunders' dying words", "qode": "Good- bye. I am leaving because I am bored. ― George Saunders' dying q1r_NNS", "q1": [ { "name": "grounding", "user": "scotty", "src": "Deb Roy", "e": "sensing", "r": "words", "o": "speech", "s": "motor action", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 54 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "R", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 861 }, { "body": "Good leaders being scarce, following yourself is allowed.", "qode": "Good leaders q1s_VBG scarce, following yourself is allowed.", "q1": [ { "name": "experience", "user": "dane", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Experience", "e": "occurring", "r": "reoccurring", "o": "presence", "s": "being", "realm": "Spatial", "quadranym_id": 13 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "S", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 860 }, { "body": "Go placidly amid the noise and waste, and remember what value there may be in owning a piece thereof. ― National Lampoon, \"Deteriorada\"", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 834 }, { "body": "Go soothingly in the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 835 }, { "body": "Got Mole problems? Call Avogadro, 6.02 E23.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 862 }, { "body": "Goto, n.: A programming tool that exists to allow structured programmers to complain about unstructured programmers. ― Ray Simard", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 863 }, { "body": "Government expands to absorb all revenue and then some.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 864 }, { "body": "Government is an association of men who do violence to the rest of us. ― Tolstoy", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 865 }, { "body": "Government sucks. ― Ben Olson", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 866 }, { "body": "Go west young, man.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 836 }, { "body": "Grabel's Law: 2 is not equal to 3 ― not even for large values of 2.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 867 }, { "body": "Graduate life ― it's not just a job, it's an indenture.", "qode": "Graduate q1n_NN ― it 's not just a job, it 's an indenture.", "q1": [ { "name": "life", "user": "scotty", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Life", "e": "perfect", "r": "balance", "o": "work", "s": "relax", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 75 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "N", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 868 }, { "body": "Grain grows best in shit. ― Ursula K. LeGuin", "qode": "Grain grows q1e_RBS in shit. ― Ursula K. LeGuin", "q1": [ { "name": "Dickensian disparity", "user": "scotty", "src": "Charles Dickens", "area": "Literature", "e": "best", "r": "worst", "o": "wisdom", "s": "foolishness", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 129 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "E", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 869 }, { "body": "Grandpa Charnock's Law: You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.", "qode": "Grandpa Charnock 's Law: You never really q1n_VBP to swear until you q1n_VBP to drive.", "q1": [], "q2": [ { "name": "learner", "user": "dane", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Learning", "e": "discovery", "r": "recovery", "o": "known", "s": "knower", "quadranym_id": 14 } ], "subs": "NN", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 870 }, { "body": "Granholm's Definition of the Kludge: An ill-assorted collection of poorly matching parts forming a distressing whole. ― Jackson W. Granholm, \"How to Design a Kludge,\" Datamation, Feb. 1962", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 871 }, { "body": "Gray's Law of Programming: `N+1' trivial tasks are expected to be accomplished in the same time as `N' tasks. Logg's Rebuttal to Gray's Law: `N+1' trivial tasks take twice as long as `N' trivial tasks.", "qode": "Gray 's Law of Programming:` N+1' trivial tasks are expected to be accomplished in the q1s_JJ q2n_NN as` N' tasks. Logg 's Rebuttal to Gray 's Law:` N+1' trivial tasks take twice as long as` N' trivial tasks.", "q1": [ { "name": "time", "user": "dane", "src": "Build Intuit", "area": "Nymology", "wiki": "https://buildintuit.com/", "e": "future", "r": "past", "o": "event", "s": "present", "realm": "Temporal", "quadranym_id": 31 }, { "name": "recognition", "user": "scotty", "likes": 1, "voters": [ "scotty" ], "e": "novel", "r": "familiar", "o": "different", "s": "same", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 105 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "SN", "depth": 2, "fortune_id": 872 }, { "body": "Greatness is a transitory experience. It is never consistent.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 874 }, { "body": "Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. ― Fran Lebowitz", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 873 }, { "body": "Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds. ― Albert Einstein", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 2845 }, { "body": "Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously uses his intelligence. ― Albert Einstein", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 2816 }, { "body": "Greener's Law: Never argue with a man who buys ink by the barrel.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 875 }, { "body": "Grelb's Reminder: Eighty percent of all people consider themselves to be above average drivers.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 876 }, { "body": "grep me no patterns and I'll tell you no lines.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 2559 }, { "body": "\"Grub first, then ethics.\" ― Bertolt Brecht", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 24 }, { "body": "Hacker's Law: The belief that enhanced understanding will necessarily stir a nation to action is one of mankind's oldest illusions. ― Andrew Hacker, The End of the American Era (1970)", "qode": "Hacker 's Law: The q1o_NN that enhanced understanding will necessarily stir a nation to action is one of mankind 's oldest illusions. ― Andrew Hacker, The End of the American Era( 1970)", "q1": [ { "name": "Dickensian times", "user": "scotty", "src": "Charles Dickens", "area": "Literature", "wiki": "http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/A_Tale_of_Two_Cities", "e": "light", "r": "darkness", "o": "belief", "s": "incredulity", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 130 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "O", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 877 }, { "body": "... Had this been an actual emergency, we would have fled in terror, and you would not have been informed.", "qode": "... Had this been an q1r_JJ emergency, we would have fled in terror, and you would not have been informed.", "q1": [ { "name": "operator", "user": "dane", "src": "Marvin Minsky", "e": "potential", "r": "actual", "o": "connected", "s": "random", "quadranym_id": 18 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "R", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 115 }, { "body": "Haggis is a kind of stuffed black pudding eaten by the Scots and considered by them to be not only a delicacy but fit for human consumption. The minced heart, liver and lungs of a sheep, calf or other animal's inner organs are mixed with oatmeal, sealed and boiled in maw in the sheep's intestinal stomach-bag and ... Excuse me a minute ...", "qode": "Haggis is a kind of stuffed black pudding eaten by the Scots and considered by them to be not only a delicacy but fit for human consumption. The minced heart, liver and lungs of a sheep, calf or q1o_JJ animal 's inner organs are mixed with oatmeal, sealed and boiled in maw in the sheep 's intestinal stomach- bag and ... Excuse me a minute ...", "q1": [ { "name": "partner", "user": "dane", "e": "mutual", "r": "accountability", "o": "other", "s": "individual", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 128 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "O", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 878 }, { "body": "Half of one, six dozen of the other.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 879 }, { "body": "Half the things that people do not succeed in are through fear of making the attempt.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 880 }, { "body": "Hand, n.: A singular instrument worn at the end of a human arm and commonly thrust into somebody's pocket. ― Ambrose Bierce, \"The Devil's Dictionary\"", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 881 }, { "body": "Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 882 }, { "body": "Hanson's Treatment of Time: There are never enough hours in a day, but always too many days before Saturday.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 883 }, { "body": "Happiness adds and multiplies as we divide it with others.", "qode": "Happiness adds and multiplies as we q1r_VBP it with others.", "q1": [ { "name": "aggregate", "user": "dane", "e": "multiply", "r": "divide", "o": "total", "s": "constituent", "quadranym_id": 1 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "R", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 884 }, { "body": "Happiness: An agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 889 }, { "body": "Happiness comes and goes and is short on staying power. ― Frank Tyger", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 885 }, { "body": "Happiness is having a scratch for every itch. ― Ogden Nash", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 886 }, { "body": "Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember. ― Oscar Levant", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 887 }, { "body": "Happiness, n.: An agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another. ― Ambrose Bierce, \"The Devil's Dictionary\"", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 888 }, { "body": "Hardware, n.: The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 890 }, { "body": "Harrisberger's Fourth Law of the Lab: Experience is directly proportional to the amount of equipment ruined.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 895 }, { "body": "Harrisberger's Second Law of the Lab: No matter what result it anticipated, there is always someone willing to fake it.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 893 }, { "body": "Harrisberger's Third Law of the Lab: Experiments should be reproducive. They should all fail in the same way.", "qode": "Harrisberger 's Third Law of the Lab: Experiments should be reproducive. They should all fail in the q1s_JJ way.", "q1": [ { "name": "recognition", "user": "scotty", "likes": 1, "voters": [ "scotty" ], "e": "novel", "r": "familiar", "o": "different", "s": "same", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 105 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "S", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 894 }, { "body": "Harris' Lament: All the good ones are taken.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 891 }, { "body": "Harrison's Postulate: For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 896 }, { "body": "Harris's Lament: All the good ones are taken.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 892 }, { "body": "Hartley's First Law: You can lead a horse to water, but if you can get him to float on his back, you've got something.", "qode": "Hartley 's First Law: You can q1e_VB a horse to water, but if you can get him to float on his back, you 've got something.", "q1": [ { "name": "temptation", "user": "scotty", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Temptation", "e": "lead", "r": "trespass", "o": "pleasure", "s": "consequence", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 72 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "E", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 897 }, { "body": "Hartley's Second Law: Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 898 }, { "body": "Harvard Law: Under the most rigorously controlled conditions of pressure, temperature, volume, humidity, and other variables, the organism will do as it damn well pleases.", "qode": "Harvard Law: Under the most rigorously controlled conditions of pressure, temperature, volume, humidity, and q2o_JJ variables, the organism will do as it q1r_RB well pleases.", "q1": [ { "name": "hell", "user": "scotty", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell", "e": "hurt", "r": "damn", "o": "fallen", "s": "eternal", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 42 }, { "name": "partner", "user": "dane", "e": "mutual", "r": "accountability", "o": "other", "s": "individual", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 128 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "OR", "depth": 2, "fortune_id": 899 }, { "body": "Has everyone noticed that all the letters of the word \"database\" are typed with the left hand? Now the layout of the QWERTYUIOP typewriter keyboard was designed, among other things, to facilitate the even use of both hands. It follows, therefore, that writing about databases is not only unnatural, but a lot harder than it appears.", "qode": "Has everyone noticed that all the letters of the word\" database\" are typed with the left hand? Now the layout of the QWERTYUIOP typewriter keyboard was designed, among q1o_JJ things, to facilitate the even use of both hands. It follows, therefore, that writing about databases is not only unnatural, but a lot harder than it appears.", "q1": [ { "name": "partner", "user": "dane", "e": "mutual", "r": "accountability", "o": "other", "s": "individual", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 128 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "O", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 900 }, { "body": "Hatred, n.: A sentiment appropriate to the occasion of another's superiority. ― Ambrose Bierce, \"The Devil's Dictionary\"", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 901 }, { "body": "Have you ever noticed that the people who are always trying to tell you, \"There's a time for work and a time for play,\" never find the time for play?", "qode": "Have you ever noticed that the people who are always trying to tell you,\" There 's a q1n_NN for q2o_NN and a q1n_NN for play,\" never find the q1n_NN for play?", "q1": [ { "name": "life", "user": "scotty", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Life", "e": "perfect", "r": "balance", "o": "work", "s": "relax", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 75 } ], "q2": [ { "name": "time", "user": "dane", "src": "Build Intuit", "area": "Nymology", "wiki": "https://buildintuit.com/", "e": "future", "r": "past", "o": "event", "s": "present", "realm": "Temporal", "quadranym_id": 31 } ], "subs": "NONN", "depth": 2, "fortune_id": 902 }, { "body": "Have you locked your file cabinet?", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 903 }, { "body": "Have you noticed that all you need to grow healthy, vigorous grass is a crack in your sidewalk?", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 904 }, { "body": "Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.", "qode": "Health is merely the slowest possible q1n_NN at which one can die.", "q1": [ { "name": "rate", "user": "scotty", "e": "increase", "r": "decrease", "o": "variation", "s": "constant", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 81 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "N", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 935 }, { "body": "Heaven, n.: A place where the wicked cease from troubling you with talk of their personal affairs, and the good listen with attention while you expound your own. ― Ambrose Bierce, \"The Devil's Dictionary\"", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 936 }, { "body": "Heavy, adj.: Seduced by the chocolate side of the force.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 937 }, { "body": "\"He didn't say that. He was reading what was given to him in a speech.\" ― Richard Darman, director of OMB, explaining why President Bush wasn't following up on his campaign pledge that there would be no loss of wetlands", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 25 }, { "body": "Hedonist for hire: no job too easy.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 938 } ] }