Ferris Cameron has never been in love -- at least, nobody's ever been in love with him. If things don't change for him, he's gon na marry the first girl he lays, and she's gon na treat him like shit, because she will have given him what he has built up in his mind as the end- all, be- all of human existence. She won't respect him,'cause you can't respect somebody who kisses your ass. It just doesn't work.

— Ferris Bueller's Day Off